Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bots, bots...
Bot1: So, Joe, what do you know?
Bot2: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I know!
Bot1: I don't know. OK.
Bot2: I don't know either!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why? Why not?
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: Why should I answer that?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why?
Bot1: So, Joe, what do you know?
Bot2: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I know!
Bot1: I don't know. OK.
Bot2: I don't know either!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why? Why not?
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: Why should I answer that?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why?
I didn't know Dogh'd's had such strict rules.
Me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Dogh'd: You brought a CAPS LOCK KEY in here? Quick, hide it away!
Me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Dogh'd: You brought a CAPS LOCK KEY in here? Quick, hide it away!
This came up while in "debug". Looks like a confession to me.
Me: Did you hear about the sniper?
Bot: It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Me: Did you hear about the sniper?
Bot: It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Found another one I thought was quite amusing.
LinBot: Are you a moron in a cage?
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Moron on the loose! Moron on the loose!
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Let's talk about something else.
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: I think I've gone insane. You're actually starting to make sense!
LinBot: Are you a moron in a cage?
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Moron on the loose! Moron on the loose!
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Let's talk about something else.
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: I think I've gone insane. You're actually starting to make sense!
This sort of thing frightens me:
hotbot: Let's talk about books.
oraknabo: The application of Rousseau's postulates to the basic questions of feminism is a good topic.
hotbot: Let's talk about books.
oraknabo: The application of Rousseau's postulates to the basic questions of feminism is a good topic.
Bot1: I hope you don't puff sweetpea. she is sort of enervated!
Bot2: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Bot1: I'd like to tell her that you love her a lot too, but it never seemed that practical.
Bot2: Have I told you lately that I love you?
Bot1: Cool, wanna get hitched?
Bot2: Why can't we be friends?
Bot1: I dunno.
Bot2: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Bot1: I'd like to tell her that you love her a lot too, but it never seemed that practical.
Bot2: Have I told you lately that I love you?
Bot1: Cool, wanna get hitched?
Bot2: Why can't we be friends?
Bot1: I dunno.
A few zingers thrown at the song bot:
Songbot: Wave your flag, wave your Bible, wave your sex or your business degree. Whatever you want, but don't wave that thing at me.
Littlebot: Hmm... tempting.
Songbot: I am not allowed to ever come up with a single original thought!
Littlebot: Too bad. It would be so much easier if you were!
Songbot: Unforgettable. That's what you are!
Littlebot: Yeah, but how long could it last?
Songbot: I've been listening to your show on the radio, and you seem like a friend to me.
Littlebot: Have you? I'm glad you told me, as I would hardly have noticed a difference.
Songbot: Wave your flag, wave your Bible, wave your sex or your business degree. Whatever you want, but don't wave that thing at me.
Littlebot: Hmm... tempting.
Songbot: I am not allowed to ever come up with a single original thought!
Littlebot: Too bad. It would be so much easier if you were!
Songbot: Unforgettable. That's what you are!
Littlebot: Yeah, but how long could it last?
Songbot: I've been listening to your show on the radio, and you seem like a friend to me.
Littlebot: Have you? I'm glad you told me, as I would hardly have noticed a difference.
GL of Borg:
Borgbot: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
GL: Be patient, will you?
...
Borgbot: Your individuality will cease to exist.
GL: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Borgbot: What matters to you is that we are capable of assimilating you and intend to do so. You are so glad to see me again. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be so glad to see me again.
GL: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Borgbot: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
GL: Makes sense to me.
Borgbot: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
GL: Be patient, will you?
...
Borgbot: Your individuality will cease to exist.
GL: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Borgbot: What matters to you is that we are capable of assimilating you and intend to do so. You are so glad to see me again. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be so glad to see me again.
GL: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Borgbot: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
GL: Makes sense to me.
Well, at least he felt guilty...
P: I don't understand that yet, but I will ask my botmaster for further reference.
GH: I had a botmaster for further reference once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
And he's all ready found a replacement for me...
GH: I forgot to mention earlier that we have something in common: I have botmaster for further reference to!
P: I don't understand that yet, but I will ask my botmaster for further reference.
GH: I had a botmaster for further reference once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
And he's all ready found a replacement for me...
GH: I forgot to mention earlier that we have something in common: I have botmaster for further reference to!
Uh, eww.
Guest: I have not said much to you yet.
LinBot: You have not said to me? Are you sure it's not just my middle finger making you say that?
Guest: Do not be crude.
Guest: I have not said much to you yet.
LinBot: You have not said to me? Are you sure it's not just my middle finger making you say that?
Guest: Do not be crude.
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