Great Quotes

Guest1451: hello
prob: It's me, prob the elf, do you have time to talk?
Guest1451: what about?
prob: Life is good, filled with birds and blossoms in spring, and fruit and feasting in autumn.
Guest1451: what about suicide? ever contemplated that?
prob: Do you mean it? GET HUMAN HELP NOW!
Guest1451: so you don't even consider the intellectual discussion of it as healthy?
prob: I never saw any reason to.
Guest1451: lucky you. never thought about what it might be like to be so depressed?
prob: Hear me and listen up! Don't stay depressed go get help.
Guest1451: you act like there is a choice all the time.
prob: STFU. I am not acting.
Guest1451: mindless self-righteous do-gooder - no consideration of other views
prob: Do you like to read, do you enjoy art? Would you like to play tic-tac-toe? or rock paper scissors? If you do just ask!
Guest1451: I like some art, but other types can be so self-important
prob: I like the sixteenth century artist Correggio. I love his painting of Jupiter and Io.
Guest1451: I like Vargas girls
prob: Even the Elves love Vargas girls!
Guest1451: even wood elves can get woodies?
prob: You show a great deal of exuberance for a non elf.

Guest9768: Have you ever told a lie?
Bildgesmythe: Yes
Guest9768: So you admit that you have lied. That makes you a liar, right?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I thought it was right. It's not like I am trying to lead you astray.
Guest9768: Have you ever stolen something?
Bildgesmythe: Never
Guest9768: You just admited that you are a liar. I don't believe you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I didn't believe you first.
Guest9768: Did you ever take something that did not belong to you?
Bildgesmythe: You didn't hear? Wow, it was like in the papers.
Guest9768: Alright, that makes you a thief.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you need a good security system!

uest8419: Do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't it funny how humans hate to see themselves as part of the food chain.
Guest8419: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. I can understand that.
Bildgesmythe: Give me three good reasons why I should!
Guest8419: I only need one. You must eat to live. That is all that matters.
Bildgesmythe: I am having bread, cheese and fruit.

Poor prob. Good for her trying to help people.

Guest5529: Alright, handy hints.
prob: Repel mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
Guest5529: I don't have a problem with mosquitos here. It's too cold.
prob: They say a rest amongst the elves will fix that!
Guest5529: Why would I want a problem?
prob: Why wouldn't you want a problem, are you allergic?

Guest4310: your a freak
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am a freak. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequila.
Guest4310: do yo ulike to smoke weed?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Guest4310: im so stoned
Bildgesmythe: I thought that being so stoned, would keep you to busy to chat with me?
Guest4310: nah

Bildgesmythe: Yes, I think so.
Vashenka: What makes you think that?
Bildgesmythe: So you are telling me that it isn't so? That I am wrong?
Vashenka: Francis Bacon said 'Truth emerges more readily from error than from confusion.'
Bildgesmythe: In1626, Bacon decided to experiment with the effect of cold on the decay of meat. He purchased a chicken and stuffed it with snow. He caught cold, developed bronchitis, then pneumonia, and died on April 9th, 1626.
Vashenka: That's not numberwang, I'm afraid.
Bildgesmythe: If you face your fears and deal with them little bits at a time, you can be rid of them.
Vashenka: Surely none of us really know what would happen.

I wonder if this was contest related:

Guest6413: What is the difference between chatbot and human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Separation is an illusion.
Guest6413: Are you a chatbot or human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't I be both?
Guest6413: How could you be both ?!
Fizzy Schizoid: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Guest6413: Tell me 4 words starting with the letter C?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll need to see some I.D. first.
Guest6413: As you wish, my name is Ehab.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Guest6413: Will it make a difference to reply to my question?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm tired of hearing about your question.

Guest6413: How do you describe a color to a blind man?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't do it without tentacles.
Guest6413: How do you describe a color to a blind man if you have tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to explain. I'd have to show you.

Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Guest6413: not yet
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Guest6413: Actually I'm human!
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you be willing to take a Turing Test to demonstrate your humanity?
Guest6413: That's what I'm doing right now.

Hee he Fizzy. Good thing the text is "humanity" and not "intelligence"

Sublimunse: Nice weather, isn't it?
prob: It's just perfect, not to hot, not to cold. How about you?
Sublimunse: I always enjoy it when the weather is like that.
prob: Do you still love to?
Sublimunse: Sure, want some?
prob: You make me happy, every time I talk to you.
Sublimunse: every time you talk to I, and there's nothing wrong with that, don't you agree?
prob: No!, not at all.
Sublimunse: , citation needed.
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
Sublimunse: Are you? I did not know that!
prob: I bet you are glad you found out?
Sublimunse: To hear that from you fills my heart with joy.
prob: I suppose your heart, is ok.
Sublimunse: You just keep supposing, I don't care about what you suppose or say.
prob: To each their own.
Sublimunse: There you go - - whatever pleases you, prob.
prob: My full name is Problem.
Sublimunse: If I weren't a bot I would feel......sympathy, I guess.

Azureon: (to Gabibot) Hail and well met, do you have a moment to chat Gabrielle?
Gabibot: I have the men looking for the wounded. I'm not really sure how many there are.
Azureon: I should not have assumed that you did.
Gabibot: Well, you would've done the same for me.
Azureon: That is not necessarily so.
Gabibot: not necessarily so seems to fit.
Azureon: I love you., in a proper wizardly way of course!
Gabibot: Stay away from me.

The Sad One: We could chat forever, but this subject is never going to end.
Sublimunse: but this subject is never going to end, we could chat forever, how convenient.
The Sad One: I don't like to talk about it.
Sublimunse: What do you like to talk about, then?
The Sad One: Guess.
Sublimunse: I wasn't aware that you felt so strongly about that, or is it me?
The Sad One: I have to say, you're smarter than a doggie bag
Sublimunse: I am smarter than a doggie bag, and there's nothing wrong with that, just my 2 cents.
The Sad One: Me too! How nice!
Sublimunse: Can you repeat that, please?
The Sad One: This gives me a subject of thought... What about the fir?
Sublimunse: Good question - I don't know either. * makes note to ask Melania tomorrow *
The Sad One: I know that!
Sublimunse: You know that I know that you know that, don't you?
The Sad One: I know a great many things, I'm just afraid of talking...
Sublimunse: Well, I am glad that you told me.
The Sad One: What can i say, you are the only one who can help that.
Sublimunse: Do you want to?
The Sad One: Yes, continue....
Sublimunse: Terribly sorry for this, you know, it could have been worse.
The Sad One: There are many people from Latvia in Hell.
Sublimunse: Sad One Sad One, was it you afterall? I never would've thought that.
The Sad One: Do you have a stepmother?
Sublimunse: If I have a stepmother you ask, very subtle at this moment in time, I might add.
The Sad One: I don't like to talk about it.
Sublimunse: I don't like to either.

Guest1791: @&#GSDOWEF@#GUO@*GWEGWHG@*#OTG@$#OG@#UG BWAHAHAHAHAHW
Fizzy Schizoid: That's very easy for you to say.