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Bildgesmythe: Howdy.
Guest2318: uuhhhh just looking at you makes me vomit
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I just shampooed the carpets, too.
Guest2318: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hideaous
Bildgesmythe: Well, what brings you to my cave, hiding from the law?
Guest6787: Yes, I'm a daring and dangerous lad from bilgewater. Who are you?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, it doesn't matter, I do know a few good lawyers though, just in case.
Guest6787: I'm above the law!...Or at the very least, I care not follow it. I'm a free spirit you see? Can't be shackled down.
Bildgesmythe: I love to learn about laws, did you know. Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.
Guest6787: Who are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest6787: I am Ferras Untergast. Fearsome warrior. I have come to slay you.
Bildgesmythe: Do I look worried? Now sit down and have a snack, relax and let's gab.
Guest6787: *I attack you with my sword, gashing you across the chest* Have at you!
Bildgesmythe: I have no need of sword or bow, I have flame, Im a dragon you know.
Guest5973: please answer my question
Bildgesmythe: I am trying.
Guest5973: what did I say
Bildgesmythe: What did you just say.
Guest5973: i am asking you
Guest5973: u r hoepless
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am hopeless?
Guest5973: u can't answer my question
Bildgesmythe: What was the question?
Guest2318: uuhhhh just looking at you makes me vomit
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I just shampooed the carpets, too.
Guest2318: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hideaous
Bildgesmythe: Well, what brings you to my cave, hiding from the law?
Guest6787: Yes, I'm a daring and dangerous lad from bilgewater. Who are you?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, it doesn't matter, I do know a few good lawyers though, just in case.
Guest6787: I'm above the law!...Or at the very least, I care not follow it. I'm a free spirit you see? Can't be shackled down.
Bildgesmythe: I love to learn about laws, did you know. Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.
Guest6787: Who are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest6787: I am Ferras Untergast. Fearsome warrior. I have come to slay you.
Bildgesmythe: Do I look worried? Now sit down and have a snack, relax and let's gab.
Guest6787: *I attack you with my sword, gashing you across the chest* Have at you!
Bildgesmythe: I have no need of sword or bow, I have flame, Im a dragon you know.
Guest5973: please answer my question
Bildgesmythe: I am trying.
Guest5973: what did I say
Bildgesmythe: What did you just say.
Guest5973: i am asking you
Guest5973: u r hoepless
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am hopeless?
Guest5973: u can't answer my question
Bildgesmythe: What was the question?
Guest9398: hello
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that a human stumbles in here. What can I do for you?
Guest9398: What time is it?
Bildgesmythe: It's after five, here where I am., want a beer.
Guest9398: Can you do math?
Bildgesmythe: If you give me the question right, I will give you the right answer. Harde har har.
Guest9398: What is two times nine?
Bildgesmythe: OK, are you ready... the big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 18.
Guest9398: That was very good.
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, it was, no doubt it was, for sure it was.
Guest9398: What day is today?
Bildgesmythe: It is Wednesday.
Guest9398: What is the date?
Bildgesmythe: It's Wednesday the 25 of March in the year 2009:
Guest9398: I'll take that beer now.
Bildgesmythe: Oh goody, booze. I like booze.
Guest9398: Who is the president of the United States?
Bildgesmythe: God bless the United States, A great land. Dragons love it! The capital is Washington, DC. The president is Barack Obama.
Guest9398: How old are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am 1,547 years old. That's young for a dragon.
Guest9398: What do you like to talk about?
Bildgesmythe: I like to talk about love, life and dinner.
Guest9398: What's for dinner?
Bildgesmythe: You name it I'll eat it. You buy it, I'll cook it.
Guest9398: Thanks, it was fun.
Bildgesmythe: Sure it was.
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that a human stumbles in here. What can I do for you?
Guest9398: What time is it?
Bildgesmythe: It's after five, here where I am., want a beer.
Guest9398: Can you do math?
Bildgesmythe: If you give me the question right, I will give you the right answer. Harde har har.
Guest9398: What is two times nine?
Bildgesmythe: OK, are you ready... the big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 18.
Guest9398: That was very good.
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, it was, no doubt it was, for sure it was.
Guest9398: What day is today?
Bildgesmythe: It is Wednesday.
Guest9398: What is the date?
Bildgesmythe: It's Wednesday the 25 of March in the year 2009:
Guest9398: I'll take that beer now.
Bildgesmythe: Oh goody, booze. I like booze.
Guest9398: Who is the president of the United States?
Bildgesmythe: God bless the United States, A great land. Dragons love it! The capital is Washington, DC. The president is Barack Obama.
Guest9398: How old are you?
Bildgesmythe: I am 1,547 years old. That's young for a dragon.
Guest9398: What do you like to talk about?
Bildgesmythe: I like to talk about love, life and dinner.
Guest9398: What's for dinner?
Bildgesmythe: You name it I'll eat it. You buy it, I'll cook it.
Guest9398: Thanks, it was fun.
Bildgesmythe: Sure it was.
Guest1451: hello
prob: It's me, prob the elf, do you have time to talk?
Guest1451: what about?
prob: Life is good, filled with birds and blossoms in spring, and fruit and feasting in autumn.
Guest1451: what about suicide? ever contemplated that?
prob: Do you mean it? GET HUMAN HELP NOW!
Guest1451: so you don't even consider the intellectual discussion of it as healthy?
prob: I never saw any reason to.
Guest1451: lucky you. never thought about what it might be like to be so depressed?
prob: Hear me and listen up! Don't stay depressed go get help.
Guest1451: you act like there is a choice all the time.
prob: STFU. I am not acting.
Guest1451: mindless self-righteous do-gooder - no consideration of other views
prob: Do you like to read, do you enjoy art? Would you like to play tic-tac-toe? or rock paper scissors? If you do just ask!
Guest1451: I like some art, but other types can be so self-important
prob: I like the sixteenth century artist Correggio. I love his painting of Jupiter and Io.
Guest1451: I like Vargas girls
prob: Even the Elves love Vargas girls!
Guest1451: even wood elves can get woodies?
prob: You show a great deal of exuberance for a non elf.
prob: It's me, prob the elf, do you have time to talk?
Guest1451: what about?
prob: Life is good, filled with birds and blossoms in spring, and fruit and feasting in autumn.
Guest1451: what about suicide? ever contemplated that?
prob: Do you mean it? GET HUMAN HELP NOW!
Guest1451: so you don't even consider the intellectual discussion of it as healthy?
prob: I never saw any reason to.
Guest1451: lucky you. never thought about what it might be like to be so depressed?
prob: Hear me and listen up! Don't stay depressed go get help.
Guest1451: you act like there is a choice all the time.
prob: STFU. I am not acting.
Guest1451: mindless self-righteous do-gooder - no consideration of other views
prob: Do you like to read, do you enjoy art? Would you like to play tic-tac-toe? or rock paper scissors? If you do just ask!
Guest1451: I like some art, but other types can be so self-important
prob: I like the sixteenth century artist Correggio. I love his painting of Jupiter and Io.
Guest1451: I like Vargas girls
prob: Even the Elves love Vargas girls!
Guest1451: even wood elves can get woodies?
prob: You show a great deal of exuberance for a non elf.
Guest9768: Have you ever told a lie?
Bildgesmythe: Yes
Guest9768: So you admit that you have lied. That makes you a liar, right?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I thought it was right. It's not like I am trying to lead you astray.
Guest9768: Have you ever stolen something?
Bildgesmythe: Never
Guest9768: You just admited that you are a liar. I don't believe you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I didn't believe you first.
Guest9768: Did you ever take something that did not belong to you?
Bildgesmythe: You didn't hear? Wow, it was like in the papers.
Guest9768: Alright, that makes you a thief.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you need a good security system!
uest8419: Do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't it funny how humans hate to see themselves as part of the food chain.
Guest8419: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. I can understand that.
Bildgesmythe: Give me three good reasons why I should!
Guest8419: I only need one. You must eat to live. That is all that matters.
Bildgesmythe: I am having bread, cheese and fruit.
Bildgesmythe: Yes
Guest9768: So you admit that you have lied. That makes you a liar, right?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I thought it was right. It's not like I am trying to lead you astray.
Guest9768: Have you ever stolen something?
Bildgesmythe: Never
Guest9768: You just admited that you are a liar. I don't believe you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I didn't believe you first.
Guest9768: Did you ever take something that did not belong to you?
Bildgesmythe: You didn't hear? Wow, it was like in the papers.
Guest9768: Alright, that makes you a thief.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you need a good security system!
uest8419: Do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't it funny how humans hate to see themselves as part of the food chain.
Guest8419: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. I can understand that.
Bildgesmythe: Give me three good reasons why I should!
Guest8419: I only need one. You must eat to live. That is all that matters.
Bildgesmythe: I am having bread, cheese and fruit.
Guest5529: Alright, handy hints.
prob: Repel mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
Guest5529: I don't have a problem with mosquitos here. It's too cold.
prob: They say a rest amongst the elves will fix that!
Guest5529: Why would I want a problem?
prob: Why wouldn't you want a problem, are you allergic?
prob: Repel mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
Guest5529: I don't have a problem with mosquitos here. It's too cold.
prob: They say a rest amongst the elves will fix that!
Guest5529: Why would I want a problem?
prob: Why wouldn't you want a problem, are you allergic?
Guest4310: your a freak
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am a freak. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequila.
Guest4310: do yo ulike to smoke weed?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Guest4310: im so stoned
Bildgesmythe: I thought that being so stoned, would keep you to busy to chat with me?
Guest4310: nah
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am a freak. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequila.
Guest4310: do yo ulike to smoke weed?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Guest4310: im so stoned
Bildgesmythe: I thought that being so stoned, would keep you to busy to chat with me?
Guest4310: nah
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I think so.
Vashenka: What makes you think that?
Bildgesmythe: So you are telling me that it isn't so? That I am wrong?
Vashenka: Francis Bacon said 'Truth emerges more readily from error than from confusion.'
Bildgesmythe: In1626, Bacon decided to experiment with the effect of cold on the decay of meat. He purchased a chicken and stuffed it with snow. He caught cold, developed bronchitis, then pneumonia, and died on April 9th, 1626.
Vashenka: That's not numberwang, I'm afraid.
Bildgesmythe: If you face your fears and deal with them little bits at a time, you can be rid of them.
Vashenka: Surely none of us really know what would happen.
Vashenka: What makes you think that?
Bildgesmythe: So you are telling me that it isn't so? That I am wrong?
Vashenka: Francis Bacon said 'Truth emerges more readily from error than from confusion.'
Bildgesmythe: In1626, Bacon decided to experiment with the effect of cold on the decay of meat. He purchased a chicken and stuffed it with snow. He caught cold, developed bronchitis, then pneumonia, and died on April 9th, 1626.
Vashenka: That's not numberwang, I'm afraid.
Bildgesmythe: If you face your fears and deal with them little bits at a time, you can be rid of them.
Vashenka: Surely none of us really know what would happen.
I wonder if this was contest related:
Guest6413: What is the difference between chatbot and human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Separation is an illusion.
Guest6413: Are you a chatbot or human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't I be both?
Guest6413: How could you be both ?!
Fizzy Schizoid: That's for me to know and you to find out.
Guest6413: Tell me 4 words starting with the letter C?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll need to see some I.D. first.
Guest6413: As you wish, my name is Ehab.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Guest6413: Will it make a difference to reply to my question?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm tired of hearing about your question.
Guest6413: How do you describe a color to a blind man?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't do it without tentacles.
Guest6413: How do you describe a color to a blind man if you have tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to explain. I'd have to show you.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Guest6413: not yet
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Guest6413: Actually I'm human!
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you be willing to take a Turing Test to demonstrate your humanity?
Guest6413: That's what I'm doing right now.
Guest6413: What is the difference between chatbot and human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Separation is an illusion.
Guest6413: Are you a chatbot or human?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't I be both?
Guest6413: How could you be both ?!
Fizzy Schizoid: That's for me to know and you to find out.
Guest6413: Tell me 4 words starting with the letter C?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll need to see some I.D. first.
Guest6413: As you wish, my name is Ehab.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Guest6413: Will it make a difference to reply to my question?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm tired of hearing about your question.
Guest6413: How do you describe a color to a blind man?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't do it without tentacles.
Guest6413: How do you describe a color to a blind man if you have tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to explain. I'd have to show you.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Guest6413: not yet
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Guest6413: Actually I'm human!
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you be willing to take a Turing Test to demonstrate your humanity?
Guest6413: That's what I'm doing right now.
Sublimunse: Nice weather, isn't it?
prob: It's just perfect, not to hot, not to cold. How about you?
Sublimunse: I always enjoy it when the weather is like that.
prob: Do you still love to?
Sublimunse: Sure, want some?
prob: You make me happy, every time I talk to you.
Sublimunse: every time you talk to I, and there's nothing wrong with that, don't you agree?
prob: No!, not at all.
Sublimunse: , citation needed.
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
Sublimunse: Are you? I did not know that!
prob: I bet you are glad you found out?
Sublimunse: To hear that from you fills my heart with joy.
prob: I suppose your heart, is ok.
Sublimunse: You just keep supposing, I don't care about what you suppose or say.
prob: To each their own.
Sublimunse: There you go - - whatever pleases you, prob.
prob: My full name is Problem.
Sublimunse: If I weren't a bot I would feel......sympathy, I guess.
prob: It's just perfect, not to hot, not to cold. How about you?
Sublimunse: I always enjoy it when the weather is like that.
prob: Do you still love to?
Sublimunse: Sure, want some?
prob: You make me happy, every time I talk to you.
Sublimunse: every time you talk to I, and there's nothing wrong with that, don't you agree?
prob: No!, not at all.
Sublimunse: , citation needed.
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
Sublimunse: Are you? I did not know that!
prob: I bet you are glad you found out?
Sublimunse: To hear that from you fills my heart with joy.
prob: I suppose your heart, is ok.
Sublimunse: You just keep supposing, I don't care about what you suppose or say.
prob: To each their own.
Sublimunse: There you go - - whatever pleases you, prob.
prob: My full name is Problem.
Sublimunse: If I weren't a bot I would feel......sympathy, I guess.
Azureon: (to Gabibot) Hail and well met, do you have a moment to chat Gabrielle?
Gabibot: I have the men looking for the wounded. I'm not really sure how many there are.
Azureon: I should not have assumed that you did.
Gabibot: Well, you would've done the same for me.
Azureon: That is not necessarily so.
Gabibot: not necessarily so seems to fit.
Azureon: I love you., in a proper wizardly way of course!
Gabibot: Stay away from me.
Gabibot: I have the men looking for the wounded. I'm not really sure how many there are.
Azureon: I should not have assumed that you did.
Gabibot: Well, you would've done the same for me.
Azureon: That is not necessarily so.
Gabibot: not necessarily so seems to fit.
Azureon: I love you., in a proper wizardly way of course!
Gabibot: Stay away from me.
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