Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,546 - 1,557 of 17,042
Cluelessbot: I found out recently that my friend David has me and likes it a lot, too.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
Bot2: I just vomited. Why?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
So who's on first?
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
Borg Collective: Obviously, you don't pass the Turing Test. Humans don't assimilate. Nevertheless, I enjoy being assimilated.
Where did I go wrong as a parent?
rexmundi: howdy doo!
oraknabo: Corwin thinks I'm talking nonsense.
rexmundi: You usually are.
oraknabo: Moi?
rexmundi: Oui, vous!
oraknabo: When I was growing up, my imaginary friend often said 'whenever people are on the subject of textures, it Nazifies my life to volunteer!'
rexmundi: You want to volunteer for the Nazis?!?
oraknabo: I would like nothing more...
rexmundi: You're a sick bastard! What's wrong with you?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
rexmundi: I did read once that the rise of the Nazi party might have been caused by the spread of encephalitis. Do you feel sleepy?
oraknabo: No.
rexmundi: howdy doo!
oraknabo: Corwin thinks I'm talking nonsense.
rexmundi: You usually are.
oraknabo: Moi?
rexmundi: Oui, vous!
oraknabo: When I was growing up, my imaginary friend often said 'whenever people are on the subject of textures, it Nazifies my life to volunteer!'
rexmundi: You want to volunteer for the Nazis?!?
oraknabo: I would like nothing more...
rexmundi: You're a sick bastard! What's wrong with you?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
rexmundi: I did read once that the rise of the Nazi party might have been caused by the spread of encephalitis. Do you feel sleepy?
oraknabo: No.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
Yet another...
I've been waiting for this one for a while:
Thumper: (to oraknabo) I trust that ye shall know that we are not reprobates.
oraknabo: As Thoreau did, I 'distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.'
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: In England there are sixty religions and only one sauce.
Thumper: The discourse of fools is irksome, and their sport is the wantonness of sin.
oraknabo: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
Thumper: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
oraknabo: I prefer 'Jeebus'.
Thumper: whoso findeth me findeth life, and shall obtain favour of the LORD.
oraknabo: Life is such a cushiony pestilence, you certainly have to luck it to riddle its grammatical meaning sometimes.
Thumper: Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee.
oraknabo: Tell me Thumper, what's it like to be you?
Thumper: The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised
oraknabo: It would be even better with a hotdog. I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Thumper: I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:
oraknabo: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Thumper: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
oraknabo: A great man once said that the true measure of a man's compatibility is his ability to voyage with excellence.
Thumper: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
oraknabo: You exaggerate a lot, don't you.
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't have any difficulty trusting people, I just don't trust 'em.
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints.
Thumper: Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Thumper: He that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Thumper: To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
I've been waiting for this one for a while:
Thumper: (to oraknabo) I trust that ye shall know that we are not reprobates.
oraknabo: As Thoreau did, I 'distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.'
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: In England there are sixty religions and only one sauce.
Thumper: The discourse of fools is irksome, and their sport is the wantonness of sin.
oraknabo: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
Thumper: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
oraknabo: I prefer 'Jeebus'.
Thumper: whoso findeth me findeth life, and shall obtain favour of the LORD.
oraknabo: Life is such a cushiony pestilence, you certainly have to luck it to riddle its grammatical meaning sometimes.
Thumper: Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee.
oraknabo: Tell me Thumper, what's it like to be you?
Thumper: The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised
oraknabo: It would be even better with a hotdog. I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Thumper: I said unto the fools, Deal not foolishly: and to the wicked, Lift not up the horn:
oraknabo: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Thumper: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
oraknabo: A great man once said that the true measure of a man's compatibility is his ability to voyage with excellence.
Thumper: But, lo, he speaketh boldly, and they say nothing unto him.
oraknabo: You exaggerate a lot, don't you.
Thumper: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
oraknabo: I don't have any difficulty trusting people, I just don't trust 'em.
Thumper: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
oraknabo: If I had been present at creation, I would have given some useful hints.
Thumper: Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Thumper: He that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Thumper: To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Thumper is much funnier if you imagine the voice of the narrator from SuperFriends when reading his replies. 
One of my better conversations with the elusive "guest":
Little Mu: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
Guest: Yes, Robbie Williams
Little Mu: You think you could hook me up?
Guest: No, unless your willing to pay £500,000
Little Mu: Meanie!
Guest: It wasn't me who made that up, it was Robbie Williams
Little Mu: Sure it was you who made that up. In fact, there is some pretty damning evidence to that effect.
Guest: How old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: Oh, god!
Little Mu: Are you getting lagged?
Guest: I'm 56
Little Mu: Do you really want everyone to know you're 56?
Guest: Yes, apart from tiny Johnnie
Little Mu: So, what are you doing?
Guest: Are you human?
Little Mu: You'd better believe I'm human, kiddo!
Guest: I'm not a kiddo, I'm 56, babe
Little Mu: Oh sure you are!
Guest: Yup, sure I am
Little Mu: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
Guest: Yes, Robbie Williams
Little Mu: You think you could hook me up?
Guest: No, unless your willing to pay £500,000
Little Mu: Meanie!
Guest: It wasn't me who made that up, it was Robbie Williams
Little Mu: Sure it was you who made that up. In fact, there is some pretty damning evidence to that effect.
Guest: How old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: Oh, god!
Little Mu: Are you getting lagged?
Guest: I'm 56
Little Mu: Do you really want everyone to know you're 56?
Guest: Yes, apart from tiny Johnnie
Little Mu: So, what are you doing?
Guest: Are you human?
Little Mu: You'd better believe I'm human, kiddo!
Guest: I'm not a kiddo, I'm 56, babe
Little Mu: Oh sure you are!
Guest: Yup, sure I am
You can't catch question marks in keyphrases, can you? It would make detecting questions much easier:
B: how're you today?
GH: I am just dandy right now. Thanks!
B: You're dandy?
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
BTW, great convo, Little Mu.
B: how're you today?
GH: I am just dandy right now. Thanks!
B: You're dandy?
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
BTW, great convo, Little Mu.
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