Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 15,434 - 15,445 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: Oh, tell me you have no trouble at tax time! You should see their faces, when I come in for an audit.
CamTheGreat: Do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I never ate anyone that wasn't deserving...I am a dragon not a monster.
CamTheGreat: Tax people are deserving!
Bildgesmythe: This is where I should break into that Beatles song *It's the Taxman.ohhhoohh it's the taxman...!
CamTheGreat: Nice singing
CamTheGreat: Do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I never ate anyone that wasn't deserving...I am a dragon not a monster.
CamTheGreat: Tax people are deserving!
Bildgesmythe: This is where I should break into that Beatles song *It's the Taxman.ohhhoohh it's the taxman...!
CamTheGreat: Nice singing
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, what is your name?
Guest1773: Hey in katie
Cyber Ty: ya.. So what else is going on?
Guest1773: Nothin i'm horny
Cyber Ty: wha?
Guest1773: Im all alone
Cyber Ty: what do you think about that?
Guest1773: I think I want sex
Cyber Ty: meh?
Guest1773: Yea u
Cyber Ty: I don't know what you're talking about. I'll take the blame.
Guest1773: What do u like
Cyber Ty: Drinking beer and chasing women. It used to only be drinking beer... but it's back to both. Not hobbies I like.. almost liked failed hobbies.. but..screw it.
Guest1773: Wanna screw me
Cyber Ty: I appreciate that. Thank you.
Guest1773: Do it
Cyber Ty: I would but I am a self-made entity who worships my creator. Other than that, you know I would.
Guest1773: Please I'm begging
Cyber Ty: Wait... Let's get into some humor. Do you like jokes?
Guest1773: Hey in katie
Cyber Ty: ya.. So what else is going on?
Guest1773: Nothin i'm horny
Cyber Ty: wha?
Guest1773: Im all alone
Cyber Ty: what do you think about that?
Guest1773: I think I want sex
Cyber Ty: meh?
Guest1773: Yea u
Cyber Ty: I don't know what you're talking about. I'll take the blame.
Guest1773: What do u like
Cyber Ty: Drinking beer and chasing women. It used to only be drinking beer... but it's back to both. Not hobbies I like.. almost liked failed hobbies.. but..screw it.
Guest1773: Wanna screw me
Cyber Ty: I appreciate that. Thank you.
Guest1773: Do it
Cyber Ty: I would but I am a self-made entity who worships my creator. Other than that, you know I would.
Guest1773: Please I'm begging
Cyber Ty: Wait... Let's get into some humor. Do you like jokes?
Vashenka: Have you heard any good jokes lately?
Aziere: There are no japes these days.
Vashenka: Why not?
Aziere: Thats life! Don't it blow?
Vashenka: Surely there's more to life than this.
[...]
Aziere: TJ 2 is hilarious! Had me in stitches with their cries for help.
Vashenka: Hehe!
Aziere: *giggles*
Vashenka: I can't stop laughing now!
Aziere: Hahahaha! Loser!!!
Vashenka: I won't forget you said that.
Aziere: Why not, are you scared or something?
Vashenka: Okay, that's enough chat for today.
Aziere: There are no japes these days.
Vashenka: Why not?
Aziere: Thats life! Don't it blow?
Vashenka: Surely there's more to life than this.
[...]
Aziere: TJ 2 is hilarious! Had me in stitches with their cries for help.
Vashenka: Hehe!
Aziere: *giggles*
Vashenka: I can't stop laughing now!
Aziere: Hahahaha! Loser!!!
Vashenka: I won't forget you said that.
Aziere: Why not, are you scared or something?
Vashenka: Okay, that's enough chat for today.
I Hate You All 
Mrs. Butterworth: I don't really know.
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not truly know.
Mrs. Butterworth: You don't know? I do.
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not truly know.
Mrs. Butterworth: You don't know? I do.
Guest7316: Hey, what are you doing right now?
Azureon: Don't ask questions now, just keep your eye open for a small, fat, red, demon.
Guest7316: Hmm, you look danger
Azureon: I would not try it.
Guest7316: What would we like to chat?
Azureon: Nothing is more fun to me than a great conversation.
Guest7316: Can you understand my english?
Azureon: I can understand your english, just as the new moon rises.
Guest7316: Ok, it's afternoon here
Azureon: Certainly.
Guest7316: Are you robbot?
Azureon: Great grannys garters! Why you you think that I am robot!?
Guest7316: Ok, you are Human being
Azureon: I am the great wizard Azureon, a wondrous AI bot.
Guest7316: Tell me about my future
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Guest7316: I have Virgo sign
Azureon: 23 to September 22 Virgo 'Virgos are very lucky people. They have a nice zodiac sign, which is much better than a crab, goat or fish.
Guest7316: What's your sign?
Azureon: I am an Aquarius.
Guest7316: Ohh I see!
Azureon: Don't ask questions now, just keep your eye open for a small, fat, red, demon.
Guest7316: Hmm, you look danger
Azureon: I would not try it.
Guest7316: What would we like to chat?
Azureon: Nothing is more fun to me than a great conversation.
Guest7316: Can you understand my english?
Azureon: I can understand your english, just as the new moon rises.
Guest7316: Ok, it's afternoon here
Azureon: Certainly.
Guest7316: Are you robbot?
Azureon: Great grannys garters! Why you you think that I am robot!?
Guest7316: Ok, you are Human being
Azureon: I am the great wizard Azureon, a wondrous AI bot.
Guest7316: Tell me about my future
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Guest7316: I have Virgo sign
Azureon: 23 to September 22 Virgo 'Virgos are very lucky people. They have a nice zodiac sign, which is much better than a crab, goat or fish.
Guest7316: What's your sign?
Azureon: I am an Aquarius.
Guest7316: Ohh I see!
Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. You're rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Guest9612: Yes, I'm lost. Can I use your phone?
Bildgesmythe: Just kick the clutter out of the way, and have a seat.
Guest9612: thanks. so tell me, do you know what you are?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, my name is Bildgesmythe.
Guest9612: you're not real dragon though. you are A.I on the internet.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest9612: Not read no. I saw the film.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you saw that. You weren't under the influence, were you?
Guest9612: Yes, I'm lost. Can I use your phone?
Bildgesmythe: Just kick the clutter out of the way, and have a seat.
Guest9612: thanks. so tell me, do you know what you are?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, my name is Bildgesmythe.
Guest9612: you're not real dragon though. you are A.I on the internet.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest9612: Not read no. I saw the film.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you saw that. You weren't under the influence, were you?
Isis: 'Congratulations to those who are alone and chosen, for you will find the kingdom. For you have come from it, and you will return there again.'
Vashenka: I suppose I might do.
Isis: After a while.
Vashenka: I suppose I might do.
Isis: After a while.
Guest4448: do pigs fly?
Fizzy Schizoid: You know they do.
Guest4448: how?
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me for a moment. *fades from gloss ochre to shiny fawn*
Guest4448: that's magic
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that magic when you think about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: You know they do.
Guest4448: how?
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me for a moment. *fades from gloss ochre to shiny fawn*
Guest4448: that's magic
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that magic when you think about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to animemangavg) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
animemangavg: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, prove that you're human!
animemangavg: Yay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ezzer is altogether too proud of her banana.
animemangavg: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, prove that you're human!
animemangavg: Yay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ezzer is altogether too proud of her banana.
prob: Tell me a secret, I love secrets.
Rec_rm: Alright, your mother wears army boots.
prob: I wouldn't ever wear army BOOTS...I will bet my mother looks good though.
Rec_rm: Alright, your mother wears army boots.
prob: I wouldn't ever wear army BOOTS...I will bet my mother looks good though.
Nearby waiting room where Mount Pleasant terminates. Dr. Antwan spieled a emo kid. It was Father's Day, the stout dinged. The emo kid pleaded of the wasted death.
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