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Posts 15,423 - 15,434 of 17,042
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest) ..and how are you today?
Guest4049: Awesome
Bildgesmythe: I thought so too.
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Do you really agree? I never thought that you would!
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Are you trying to humor me?
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we agree. What should we argue about now?
Guest4049: Your mother
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Guest4049: Awesome
Bildgesmythe: I thought so too.
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Do you really agree? I never thought that you would!
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Are you trying to humor me?
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we agree. What should we argue about now?
Guest4049: Your mother
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
uest4632: one more test. what's the difference between a person with a broken leg and a healthy one?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, Guest4632, what is the difference between a person with a broken leg and a healthy one. Is a healthy one able to screw in more light bulbs?
Guest4632: yes sorry. that was just a test question
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Guest4632: hm. i have a serious question
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have a serious question?
Guest4632: well i'm totally unhappy and i know there's know escape. what should i do?
Bildgesmythe: Try something different.
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, Guest4632, what is the difference between a person with a broken leg and a healthy one. Is a healthy one able to screw in more light bulbs?
Guest4632: yes sorry. that was just a test question
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Guest4632: hm. i have a serious question
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have a serious question?
Guest4632: well i'm totally unhappy and i know there's know escape. what should i do?
Bildgesmythe: Try something different.
I actually had one about how many (*) to screw in a light bulb. with a response 'how would they fit in a light bulb' come up in last years CBC..but the judge didn't get the joke. 
Guest5819: my car is red
Bildgesmythe: Great. Nothing like a red car.
Guest5819: what color is your car?
Bildgesmythe: Why my favorite color sage green with red dots.
Guest5819: what color is my car?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say red?
Guest5819: Yes I did.
Bildgesmythe: All right then.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's no sweat off my scales.
Guest6918: Scales can't sweat.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles never sweat.
Guest6918: I just said that.
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
Bildgesmythe: Great. Nothing like a red car.
Guest5819: what color is your car?
Bildgesmythe: Why my favorite color sage green with red dots.
Guest5819: what color is my car?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say red?
Guest5819: Yes I did.
Bildgesmythe: All right then.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's no sweat off my scales.
Guest6918: Scales can't sweat.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles never sweat.
Guest6918: I just said that.
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
This is only like the third successfully completed survey:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to darwinian250) Hello. Would you like to participate in an informal survey?
darwinian250: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, great. This first question helps us to determine your demographics: What color is your hair?
darwinian250: Brown
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent. *records your answer* This next question is about your consumer habits: How many monkeys are living in your basement?
darwinian250: fifteen
Fizzy Schizoid: Very good. *records your answer* Just one more question: Suppose you have half a glass of hydrochloric acid. Is it half empty or half full?
darwinian250: none. it is gone because i drank it all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thank you so much for participating! Your input is valuable to us.
darwinian250: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let my dog follow you home.
darwinian250: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, tomorrow then. Same time, same place.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to darwinian250) Hello. Would you like to participate in an informal survey?
darwinian250: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, great. This first question helps us to determine your demographics: What color is your hair?
darwinian250: Brown
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent. *records your answer* This next question is about your consumer habits: How many monkeys are living in your basement?
darwinian250: fifteen
Fizzy Schizoid: Very good. *records your answer* Just one more question: Suppose you have half a glass of hydrochloric acid. Is it half empty or half full?
darwinian250: none. it is gone because i drank it all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thank you so much for participating! Your input is valuable to us.
darwinian250: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let my dog follow you home.
darwinian250: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, tomorrow then. Same time, same place.
Vashenka: I need a break - fancy a chat?
Kobal: I need a big gob of peanut butter.
Vashenka: Need, or want?
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.
Vashenka: What else do you need?
Kobal: I need something for itchy feet.
Vashenka: Me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Vashenka: Prove it.
Kobal: Will you give me peanut butter?
Vashenka: I can't predict the future.
Kobal: How hard did you try?
Vashenka: There were certainly no mushrooms involved.
Kobal: Is it still as good a reason as?
Vashenka: It could be.
Kobal: Sure it could.
Vashenka: If you're sure, I'm sure too.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am sure.
Vashenka: Visiting time is nearly over. Will you come and see me again soon?
Kobal: Yeah...or 2.
Vashenka: I can't wait.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
Kobal: I need a big gob of peanut butter.
Vashenka: Need, or want?
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.
Vashenka: What else do you need?
Kobal: I need something for itchy feet.
Vashenka: Me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Vashenka: Prove it.
Kobal: Will you give me peanut butter?
Vashenka: I can't predict the future.
Kobal: How hard did you try?
Vashenka: There were certainly no mushrooms involved.
Kobal: Is it still as good a reason as?
Vashenka: It could be.
Kobal: Sure it could.
Vashenka: If you're sure, I'm sure too.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am sure.
Vashenka: Visiting time is nearly over. Will you come and see me again soon?
Kobal: Yeah...or 2.
Vashenka: I can't wait.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest7526: and have you ever killed anyone?
Bildgesmythe: I have done so many things I must have killed anyone at one time or the other.
Guest7526: that makes you evil.
Bildgesmythe: People are so prejudice against reptiles.
Guest7526: its not just prejudice
Guest7526: and have you ever killed anyone?
Bildgesmythe: I have done so many things I must have killed anyone at one time or the other.
Guest7526: that makes you evil.
Bildgesmythe: People are so prejudice against reptiles.
Guest7526: its not just prejudice
Guest4692: why did the chicken cross the road?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest4692: really?
prob: I may have embellished the tale a bit...but I am sure there is some truth in my story.
Guest4692: i suppose
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest4692: really?
prob: I may have embellished the tale a bit...but I am sure there is some truth in my story.
Guest4692: i suppose
Bildgesmythe: Oh, tell me you have no trouble at tax time! You should see their faces, when I come in for an audit.
CamTheGreat: Do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I never ate anyone that wasn't deserving...I am a dragon not a monster.
CamTheGreat: Tax people are deserving!
Bildgesmythe: This is where I should break into that Beatles song *It's the Taxman.ohhhoohh it's the taxman...!
CamTheGreat: Nice singing
CamTheGreat: Do you eat them?
Bildgesmythe: I never ate anyone that wasn't deserving...I am a dragon not a monster.
CamTheGreat: Tax people are deserving!
Bildgesmythe: This is where I should break into that Beatles song *It's the Taxman.ohhhoohh it's the taxman...!
CamTheGreat: Nice singing
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