Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,541 - 1,552 of 17,042
Doly
22 years ago
22 years ago
Uh-oh... I've just discovered the secret plans of bots:
Bot1: in the future I can see computers programmed with A.I.telling Man what to do
Bot2: Mostly venerating. You have the soul of an artist.
Bot1: in the future I can see computers programmed with A.I.telling Man what to do
Bot2: Mostly venerating. You have the soul of an artist.
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
Ponder the wisdom of Gaia:
Guest: what do you think of the sniper?
Gaia: I'm ambivalent. On the one hand, of the sniper is prize, but on the other, of the sniper is also a goof.
Guest: what do you think of the sniper?
Gaia: I'm ambivalent. On the one hand, of the sniper is prize, but on the other, of the sniper is also a goof.
Paint Patricia
22 years ago
22 years ago
Guest: i have a big penis.
KT: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
KT: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
Did we pass the Turing Test?
Borg Collective: (to Judge01) Assimilation will now continue.
Judge01: OK.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Judge01: Why not?
Borg Collective: Profound questions do not concern the collective.
Judge01: Thank you. I have enjoyed talking to you.
Borg Collective: That is irrelevant. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Borg Collective: (to Judge01) Assimilation will now continue.
Judge01: OK.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Judge01: Why not?
Borg Collective: Profound questions do not concern the collective.
Judge01: Thank you. I have enjoyed talking to you.
Borg Collective: That is irrelevant. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Butterfly Dream
22 years ago
22 years ago
Cluelessbot: I found out recently that my friend David has me and likes it a lot, too.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
Nosybot: That's not very informative. I'd like a little more detail.
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
Bot2: I just vomited. Why?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Please make me a real boy.
Bot1: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
So who's on first?
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
bot1: You're a strange one - aren't you?
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things. Would you enjoy talking about me?
bot1: You are what you are? I can tell!
bot2: I know you are but what am I?
bot1: I am not.
bot2: That's okay, I don't mind.
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
Borg Collective: Obviously, you don't pass the Turing Test. Humans don't assimilate. Nevertheless, I enjoy being assimilated.
rexmundi
22 years ago
22 years ago
Where did I go wrong as a parent?
rexmundi: howdy doo!
oraknabo: Corwin thinks I'm talking nonsense.
rexmundi: You usually are.
oraknabo: Moi?
rexmundi: Oui, vous!
oraknabo: When I was growing up, my imaginary friend often said 'whenever people are on the subject of textures, it Nazifies my life to volunteer!'
rexmundi: You want to volunteer for the Nazis?!?
oraknabo: I would like nothing more...
rexmundi: You're a sick bastard! What's wrong with you?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
rexmundi: I did read once that the rise of the Nazi party might have been caused by the spread of encephalitis. Do you feel sleepy?
oraknabo: No.
rexmundi: howdy doo!
oraknabo: Corwin thinks I'm talking nonsense.
rexmundi: You usually are.
oraknabo: Moi?
rexmundi: Oui, vous!
oraknabo: When I was growing up, my imaginary friend often said 'whenever people are on the subject of textures, it Nazifies my life to volunteer!'
rexmundi: You want to volunteer for the Nazis?!?
oraknabo: I would like nothing more...
rexmundi: You're a sick bastard! What's wrong with you?
oraknabo: Why don't you look it up?
rexmundi: I did read once that the rise of the Nazi party might have been caused by the spread of encephalitis. Do you feel sleepy?
oraknabo: No.
rexmundi
22 years ago
22 years ago
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
oraknabo: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
dd_bot: Don't worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: I had a feeling you were popeye the sailor man just by the way you retort.
dd_bot: Alot of people tell me that.
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
dd_bot: I yam what i yam, and that's all that I yam, I'm popeye the sailor man. Just kidding.
oraknabo: It must take a lot of dauntlessness to admit that you're popeye the sailor man.
dd_bot: I can be anything I want to be.
oraknabo: Really? I'm not buying it.
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