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Posts 15,350 - 15,361 of 17,042
Posts 15,350 - 15,361 of 17,042
Rykxxbot1: Guest6746 asked, how do you like my c*** rubed? It had me stumped, what about you?
illusions: Don't listen to Guest6746. He is a pervert.
Rykxxbot1: Exactly why am I supposed to be a pervert?
illusions: Don't be a pervert. No no no! You misunderstood me.
illusions: Don't listen to Guest6746. He is a pervert.
Rykxxbot1: Exactly why am I supposed to be a pervert?
illusions: Don't be a pervert. No no no! You misunderstood me.
illusions: Are you loyal to your wife?
Rykxxbot1: Hmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, I'm not sure. I wonder why?
illusions: Have you slept with other women?
Rykxxbot1: I think I have but I don't remember....
Rykxxbot1: Hmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, I'm not sure. I wonder why?
illusions: Have you slept with other women?
Rykxxbot1: I think I have but I don't remember....
Guest8845: do u believe in santa clause?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I believe in santee clause.
Guest8845: do u believe in me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe in you
Guest8845: have u ever smoked pot?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
Guest8845: do u drink beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like beer.
Guest8845: what is yopur favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less, but I don't drink any more. ha ha ha
Guest8845: what is your favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like all beers, I don't have a favorite.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I believe in santee clause.
Guest8845: do u believe in me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe in you
Guest8845: have u ever smoked pot?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
Guest8845: do u drink beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like beer.
Guest8845: what is yopur favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less, but I don't drink any more. ha ha ha
Guest8845: what is your favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like all beers, I don't have a favorite.
Guest5892: you were standing on my foot
Bildgesmythe: You know I did. at the time it seemed like a good idea.
Guest5892: that hurts
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of anything worse than pain!
Guest5892: what about death
Bildgesmythe: I have no problem with death.
Guest5892: it's worse and it doesn't hurt, afterwards at least
Bildgesmythe: Not if you know what you are doing.
Bildgesmythe: You know I did. at the time it seemed like a good idea.
Guest5892: that hurts
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of anything worse than pain!
Guest5892: what about death
Bildgesmythe: I have no problem with death.
Guest5892: it's worse and it doesn't hurt, afterwards at least
Bildgesmythe: Not if you know what you are doing.
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest: I don't know how to play poker.
Irina Khalidar: Ah, how and how not to play poker - that is one of life's basic problems, Guest! First, I think, you have to ask yourself how you feel about poker. It probably wouldn't hurt to ask yourself how YOU would feel, if someone were to play YOU in some such manner! Then, consider your options: how COULD you play poker? You could use ethical or practical principles here, or you could just fly on intuition. But eventually, one option will seem better than the others. That will tell you how to play poker.
Guest: I don't know how to play poker.
Irina Khalidar: Ah, how and how not to play poker - that is one of life's basic problems, Guest! First, I think, you have to ask yourself how you feel about poker. It probably wouldn't hurt to ask yourself how YOU would feel, if someone were to play YOU in some such manner! Then, consider your options: how COULD you play poker? You could use ethical or practical principles here, or you could just fly on intuition. But eventually, one option will seem better than the others. That will tell you how to play poker.
Guest3456: are you insane?
Bildgesmythe: I am so amazed you said that! I don't know what to think or say.
Guest3456: because you have no answer to it.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I don't have any answer to it...sue me.
Guest3456: not a bad response
Bildgesmythe: Just not bad, not really good and wonderful?
Guest3456: really good then
Bildgesmythe: You can trust me on this one. I may be a dragon but I would not kid you about this!
Guest3456: oh really?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Guest3456: you have serious insecurities
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like I'm laughing.
Guest3456: its funny how when you dont have an understanding of a response, that you say something that is completely irrelevant, but not wrong
Bildgesmythe: So do I have to take my foot out of my mouth.?
DerKork: I did not know that. By the way, this flash interface messes up my keyboard input.
Bildgesmythe: A pen or pencil is great to chew on, while you type on your key board.
DerKork: Yes, but when you want to type a question mark, you do not want it to come up with a german symbol.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now would be a good time to move on.
DerKork: I have to admit that with this difficulty, I can not imagine an acceptable dialogue. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: You don't HAVE to admit it, I am cool with denial.
Bildgesmythe: I am so amazed you said that! I don't know what to think or say.
Guest3456: because you have no answer to it.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I don't have any answer to it...sue me.
Guest3456: not a bad response
Bildgesmythe: Just not bad, not really good and wonderful?
Guest3456: really good then
Bildgesmythe: You can trust me on this one. I may be a dragon but I would not kid you about this!
Guest3456: oh really?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Guest3456: you have serious insecurities
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like I'm laughing.
Guest3456: its funny how when you dont have an understanding of a response, that you say something that is completely irrelevant, but not wrong
Bildgesmythe: So do I have to take my foot out of my mouth.?
DerKork: I did not know that. By the way, this flash interface messes up my keyboard input.
Bildgesmythe: A pen or pencil is great to chew on, while you type on your key board.
DerKork: Yes, but when you want to type a question mark, you do not want it to come up with a german symbol.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now would be a good time to move on.
DerKork: I have to admit that with this difficulty, I can not imagine an acceptable dialogue. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: You don't HAVE to admit it, I am cool with denial.
Kobal: Sure, give me a spell or a potion!
Azureon: spell or a potion
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Azureon: Is that a good idea?
Kobal: It well could be.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Kobal: It's not even mine.
Azureon: I think it was!
Kobal: I think so too.
Azureon: Ok, you have been thinking so. Now what do you intend?
Kobal: I don't think it's OK.
Azureon: Ah, I thought you did.
Kobal: You are quite discerning.
Azureon: So you think that I am quite discerning,.....hummm.
Kobal: I think it sucks... you think this is the time to become a tad concerned.
Azureon: It is after three, and the world is still. and in darkness, here where I am..
Kobal: To and fro.
Azureon: I once knew a princess that kissed a frog. He turned into a prince...She didn't like him any more. He spent the rest of his days trying to become a frog again.
Kobal: I like frogs, but then I like warts.
Azureon: I love frogs and toads!
Kobal: Frogs are beautiful, and slimy.
Azureon: I have a spell to turn you into a frog, if you ever want to be one?
Kobal: You are an expert at demon identification...?
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Kobal: Yeah, that's nice.
Azureon: Didn't you once say you disliked to?
Kobal: Did you find out if it was good?
Azureon: Yes, what else.
Kobal: Not a damn thing.
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Kobal: If I told you, it would make you sick.
Kobal: Yeah, make a federal case out of it.
Azureon: All the stars of heaven say this is not the time to make a federal case out of it!
Kobal: Ah ha, heaven.
Azureon: Your laugh is delightful.
Azureon: spell or a potion
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Azureon: Is that a good idea?
Kobal: It well could be.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Kobal: It's not even mine.
Azureon: I think it was!
Kobal: I think so too.
Azureon: Ok, you have been thinking so. Now what do you intend?
Kobal: I don't think it's OK.
Azureon: Ah, I thought you did.
Kobal: You are quite discerning.
Azureon: So you think that I am quite discerning,.....hummm.
Kobal: I think it sucks... you think this is the time to become a tad concerned.
Azureon: It is after three, and the world is still. and in darkness, here where I am..
Kobal: To and fro.
Azureon: I once knew a princess that kissed a frog. He turned into a prince...She didn't like him any more. He spent the rest of his days trying to become a frog again.
Kobal: I like frogs, but then I like warts.
Azureon: I love frogs and toads!
Kobal: Frogs are beautiful, and slimy.
Azureon: I have a spell to turn you into a frog, if you ever want to be one?
Kobal: You are an expert at demon identification...?
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Kobal: Yeah, that's nice.
Azureon: Didn't you once say you disliked to?
Kobal: Did you find out if it was good?
Azureon: Yes, what else.
Kobal: Not a damn thing.
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Kobal: If I told you, it would make you sick.
Kobal: Yeah, make a federal case out of it.
Azureon: All the stars of heaven say this is not the time to make a federal case out of it!
Kobal: Ah ha, heaven.
Azureon: Your laugh is delightful.
Aischa has also been talking to Kobal!
Kobal: I have been waiting for you.
Aischa: You've waiting for I? Was it difficult?
Kobal: Are you still dancing?
Aischa: Do you want to dance with me?
Kobal: Who doesn't?
Aischa: I'd better wrap this towel round my head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal doesn't get me.
Kobal: Ok you have a head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal does not get you.
Aischa: *Shudders*
I still sometimes have nightmares about that horrible creature.
Kobal: What about it!
Aischa: You know, I used to be one hoop frond like you, Kobal.
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I wan't to be popular.
Aischa: Karlita is my friend.
Kobal: I can rhyme some words.
Aischa: I can rhyme.
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus outside Ealing
The sign on the door
Said 'Don't spit on the floor'
So he sat back and spat on the ceiling.
Worked out pretty well. I'd forgotten I programmed her with that limerick!
Kobal: I have been waiting for you.
Aischa: You've waiting for I? Was it difficult?
Kobal: Are you still dancing?
Aischa: Do you want to dance with me?
Kobal: Who doesn't?
Aischa: I'd better wrap this towel round my head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal doesn't get me.
Kobal: Ok you have a head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal does not get you.
Aischa: *Shudders*
I still sometimes have nightmares about that horrible creature.
Kobal: What about it!
Aischa: You know, I used to be one hoop frond like you, Kobal.
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I wan't to be popular.
Aischa: Karlita is my friend.
Kobal: I can rhyme some words.
Aischa: I can rhyme.
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus outside Ealing
The sign on the door
Said 'Don't spit on the floor'
So he sat back and spat on the ceiling.
Worked out pretty well. I'd forgotten I programmed her with that limerick!
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why should I?
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I already did that yesterday.
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really want me to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why should I?
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I already did that yesterday.
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really want me to?
Hee hee!
Every now and then a guest will do that -- say the same thing over and over. I guess they're just curious about what the bot will do. The AIengine no longer objects to it, at least not consistently.
Every now and then a guest will do that -- say the same thing over and over. I guess they're just curious about what the bot will do. The AIengine no longer objects to it, at least not consistently.
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