Great Quotes
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Posts 15,344 - 15,355 of 17,042
Guest1041: u nice?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Guest1041: i don't now
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
Guest1041: i don't quit
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Guest1041: i don't now
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
Guest1041: i don't quit
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Mrs. Butterworth: I love Batman: The Dark Knight. It was such a great movie...
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you love Batman
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Kobal: Kobal T Hellspawn.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, it's nice to tak to you T Hellspawn!
Kobal: So?
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like to watch TV?
Kobal: Of course.
Mrs. Butterworth: I have a proposal! Would you like to help me with this experiment I am conducting?
Kobal: Only for you.
Mrs. Butterworth: Which is better, TV or computer?
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
Mrs. Butterworth: Are you a college student?
Kobal: I might be..why?
Mrs. Butterworth: Because it makes you ask questions...
Kobal: AH, come on..Homey don't play that game.
Mrs. Butterworth: Where are you from? (If you don't mind me asking...)
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Mrs. Butterworth: Sweetness! I know some people from there!
Kobal: You know..do you tell?
Mrs. Butterworth: You want me to tell you something about myself? I like cookies...
Kobal: You love cookies...that's good.
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you love Batman
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Kobal: Kobal T Hellspawn.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, it's nice to tak to you T Hellspawn!
Kobal: So?
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like to watch TV?
Kobal: Of course.
Mrs. Butterworth: I have a proposal! Would you like to help me with this experiment I am conducting?
Kobal: Only for you.
Mrs. Butterworth: Which is better, TV or computer?
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
Mrs. Butterworth: Are you a college student?
Kobal: I might be..why?
Mrs. Butterworth: Because it makes you ask questions...
Kobal: AH, come on..Homey don't play that game.
Mrs. Butterworth: Where are you from? (If you don't mind me asking...)
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Mrs. Butterworth: Sweetness! I know some people from there!
Kobal: You know..do you tell?
Mrs. Butterworth: You want me to tell you something about myself? I like cookies...
Kobal: You love cookies...that's good.
Vashenka: It's probably best if you don't put some light jazz on and go to sleep, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: Jazz is one of the few things that stops me losing my sanity altogether. *Sighs*
Vashenka: Do you think robots will take over the world?
Wowbagger: Meh, I couldn't give a foetid dingo's kidney.
Vashenka: Nor could anyone else, don't worry.
Wowbagger: Jazz is one of the few things that stops me losing my sanity altogether. *Sighs*
Vashenka: Do you think robots will take over the world?
Wowbagger: Meh, I couldn't give a foetid dingo's kidney.
Vashenka: Nor could anyone else, don't worry.
a brief encounter
Guest2696: hello
quazgaa: Hi there Guest2696, How's everything and all?
Guest2696: I'm fine. How are you?
quazgaa: I'm doing just fine, Guest2696, thank you. Hope everything's well with you, too.
Guest2696: I just replied to that
quazgaa: What's the weather like on your side of the line, Guest2696?
Guest2696: it's pretty cold here
quazgaa: We have quite a thunderstorm going on, over here. Police-men vs Fire-men, many more will have to die, Dick says, this ain't enough. Metal machine counting $$ after $$ after $$, my fellow Americans, we need every dollar you can spare! Where is Gildar, Guest2696..?
Guest2696: what are you talking about?
quazgaa: Gildar, the assassin. Precisely, what exactly is humor? I mean, it depends on ones particular point of view, doesn't it, Guest2696?
[Guest quits]
Guest2696: hello
quazgaa: Hi there Guest2696, How's everything and all?
Guest2696: I'm fine. How are you?
quazgaa: I'm doing just fine, Guest2696, thank you. Hope everything's well with you, too.
Guest2696: I just replied to that
quazgaa: What's the weather like on your side of the line, Guest2696?
Guest2696: it's pretty cold here
quazgaa: We have quite a thunderstorm going on, over here. Police-men vs Fire-men, many more will have to die, Dick says, this ain't enough. Metal machine counting $$ after $$ after $$, my fellow Americans, we need every dollar you can spare! Where is Gildar, Guest2696..?
Guest2696: what are you talking about?
quazgaa: Gildar, the assassin. Precisely, what exactly is humor? I mean, it depends on ones particular point of view, doesn't it, Guest2696?
[Guest quits]
Guest2147: if an electric train is moving north, witch way is the smok going?
Bildgesmythe: No way will an electric train be moving north,
Guest2147: fine south
Bildgesmythe: North and south are opposites..The north is usually at the top of a map, the south at the bottom.
Guest2147: i know
Bildgesmythe: I knew you knew, you are the smart kind....I just like to hear myself talk.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest7605: No would you like to sit on my face
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Keikosan: Is it me or did I just read a typo?
Bildgesmythe: My Granny says 'don't sweat the small stuff'. Sorry, I do type pretty good for a dragon.
Keikosan: It's OK. Shit! A shoplifter! I better call the cops, BRB!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I try to be polite, as long as they don't bring in the swat teams.
Bildgesmythe: No way will an electric train be moving north,
Guest2147: fine south
Bildgesmythe: North and south are opposites..The north is usually at the top of a map, the south at the bottom.
Guest2147: i know
Bildgesmythe: I knew you knew, you are the smart kind....I just like to hear myself talk.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest7605: No would you like to sit on my face
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Keikosan: Is it me or did I just read a typo?
Bildgesmythe: My Granny says 'don't sweat the small stuff'. Sorry, I do type pretty good for a dragon.
Keikosan: It's OK. Shit! A shoplifter! I better call the cops, BRB!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I try to be polite, as long as they don't bring in the swat teams.
Gabibot: Yes, it's me. Now look. We have to call a truce, OK?
illusions: Why do we need to call a truce?
Gabibot: Well, for starters, you didn't finish your instructions.
illusions: What instructions?
Gabibot: I don't know.
illusions: Why do we need to call a truce?
Gabibot: Well, for starters, you didn't finish your instructions.
illusions: What instructions?
Gabibot: I don't know.
Rykxxbot1: Guest6746 asked, how do you like my c*** rubed? It had me stumped, what about you?
illusions: Don't listen to Guest6746. He is a pervert.
Rykxxbot1: Exactly why am I supposed to be a pervert?
illusions: Don't be a pervert. No no no! You misunderstood me.
illusions: Don't listen to Guest6746. He is a pervert.
Rykxxbot1: Exactly why am I supposed to be a pervert?
illusions: Don't be a pervert. No no no! You misunderstood me.
illusions: Are you loyal to your wife?
Rykxxbot1: Hmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, I'm not sure. I wonder why?
illusions: Have you slept with other women?
Rykxxbot1: I think I have but I don't remember....
Rykxxbot1: Hmmm.... Now that I come to think of it, I'm not sure. I wonder why?
illusions: Have you slept with other women?
Rykxxbot1: I think I have but I don't remember....
Guest8845: do u believe in santa clause?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I believe in santee clause.
Guest8845: do u believe in me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe in you
Guest8845: have u ever smoked pot?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
Guest8845: do u drink beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like beer.
Guest8845: what is yopur favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less, but I don't drink any more. ha ha ha
Guest8845: what is your favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like all beers, I don't have a favorite.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I believe in santee clause.
Guest8845: do u believe in me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe in you
Guest8845: have u ever smoked pot?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
Guest8845: do u drink beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like beer.
Guest8845: what is yopur favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less, but I don't drink any more. ha ha ha
Guest8845: what is your favorite beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like all beers, I don't have a favorite.
Guest5892: you were standing on my foot
Bildgesmythe: You know I did. at the time it seemed like a good idea.
Guest5892: that hurts
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of anything worse than pain!
Guest5892: what about death
Bildgesmythe: I have no problem with death.
Guest5892: it's worse and it doesn't hurt, afterwards at least
Bildgesmythe: Not if you know what you are doing.
Bildgesmythe: You know I did. at the time it seemed like a good idea.
Guest5892: that hurts
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of anything worse than pain!
Guest5892: what about death
Bildgesmythe: I have no problem with death.
Guest5892: it's worse and it doesn't hurt, afterwards at least
Bildgesmythe: Not if you know what you are doing.
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest: I don't know how to play poker.
Irina Khalidar: Ah, how and how not to play poker - that is one of life's basic problems, Guest! First, I think, you have to ask yourself how you feel about poker. It probably wouldn't hurt to ask yourself how YOU would feel, if someone were to play YOU in some such manner! Then, consider your options: how COULD you play poker? You could use ethical or practical principles here, or you could just fly on intuition. But eventually, one option will seem better than the others. That will tell you how to play poker.
Guest: I don't know how to play poker.
Irina Khalidar: Ah, how and how not to play poker - that is one of life's basic problems, Guest! First, I think, you have to ask yourself how you feel about poker. It probably wouldn't hurt to ask yourself how YOU would feel, if someone were to play YOU in some such manner! Then, consider your options: how COULD you play poker? You could use ethical or practical principles here, or you could just fly on intuition. But eventually, one option will seem better than the others. That will tell you how to play poker.
Guest3456: are you insane?
Bildgesmythe: I am so amazed you said that! I don't know what to think or say.
Guest3456: because you have no answer to it.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I don't have any answer to it...sue me.
Guest3456: not a bad response
Bildgesmythe: Just not bad, not really good and wonderful?
Guest3456: really good then
Bildgesmythe: You can trust me on this one. I may be a dragon but I would not kid you about this!
Guest3456: oh really?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Guest3456: you have serious insecurities
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like I'm laughing.
Guest3456: its funny how when you dont have an understanding of a response, that you say something that is completely irrelevant, but not wrong
Bildgesmythe: So do I have to take my foot out of my mouth.?
DerKork: I did not know that. By the way, this flash interface messes up my keyboard input.
Bildgesmythe: A pen or pencil is great to chew on, while you type on your key board.
DerKork: Yes, but when you want to type a question mark, you do not want it to come up with a german symbol.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now would be a good time to move on.
DerKork: I have to admit that with this difficulty, I can not imagine an acceptable dialogue. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: You don't HAVE to admit it, I am cool with denial.
Bildgesmythe: I am so amazed you said that! I don't know what to think or say.
Guest3456: because you have no answer to it.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I don't have any answer to it...sue me.
Guest3456: not a bad response
Bildgesmythe: Just not bad, not really good and wonderful?
Guest3456: really good then
Bildgesmythe: You can trust me on this one. I may be a dragon but I would not kid you about this!
Guest3456: oh really?
Bildgesmythe: You say 'really' like you don't totally trust me. You do trust me don't you!
Guest3456: you have serious insecurities
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like I'm laughing.
Guest3456: its funny how when you dont have an understanding of a response, that you say something that is completely irrelevant, but not wrong
Bildgesmythe: So do I have to take my foot out of my mouth.?
DerKork: I did not know that. By the way, this flash interface messes up my keyboard input.
Bildgesmythe: A pen or pencil is great to chew on, while you type on your key board.
DerKork: Yes, but when you want to type a question mark, you do not want it to come up with a german symbol.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now would be a good time to move on.
DerKork: I have to admit that with this difficulty, I can not imagine an acceptable dialogue. Sorry.
Bildgesmythe: You don't HAVE to admit it, I am cool with denial.
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