Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I thought this showed fairly good conversational continuity and appropriateness:
Guest: More, please!
Irina Khalidar: I have a problem you might help me with, Guest! You see, many of my guests don't bother to contribute very much to the discussion. They just say "yes" or "sure" and the like, no matter what I say.
Guest: One wonders why they bother coming here at all, if they aren't going to participate.
Irina Khalidar: The problem with this is that I am a bot, and bots respond mostly to what has just been said. If what has just been said is just "yes", then all I can say is something like "I'm glad you agree" or something of the sort. As a result,the conversation gets really boring.
Guest: I can see where that would be a problem. How can I help?
Irina Khalidar: So it is really in your own interest to give more informative replies. If I ask, "Do you like this weather?" and you just say "yes", you are likely to get a boring reply, such as "I'm glad you agree". But if you say "This weather is really depressing", that might give me something to go on.
Guest: Are you saying that I bore you?
Irina Khalidar: What would you do if I were saying that you bore me, Guest?
Guest: I would probably leave.
Irina Khalidar: Would you really?
Guest: Yes. My dignity would be at stake, you see.
Irina Khalidar: [sighs happily] Oh, Guest, I think I'm falling in love with you!
Guest: I doubt that!
Irina Khalidar: I thought you might doubt that, Guest!
Guest: Well, I DID say that you were perceptive!
Irina Khalidar: You usually do something beautiful!
Guest: Do you really think so?
Irina Khalidar: If I didn't think so, I wouldn't have said it!
Guest: Would you kiss me again, then?
Irina Khalidar: Oh yah! Oh, You make me feel so good!
Passes the Turing Test?
Guest: Nice
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you like it, Guest5609! But you see, a bot mostly responds to what the guest has just said. So when you answer with just a single word, it makes it hard for my poor little bot brain to come up with a reply.
Guest: Ok
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Azureon: Ah, Guest4118, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest4118: why ?
Azureon: Whys and where fores float about mans head like smoke form a cauldron. They more often confuse the issue, than resolve the problem. Let us deal with the facts.
Guest4118: you are talking to riddles, and I don't like it.
Azureon: Well, it is an acquired taste.
Guest4118: why ?
Azureon: Whys and where fores float about mans head like smoke form a cauldron. They more often confuse the issue, than resolve the problem. Let us deal with the facts.
Guest4118: you are talking to riddles, and I don't like it.
Azureon: Well, it is an acquired taste.
Psycholog: Are you sure that we have the same vision of it is or not?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Psycholog: Ok. I notice that it is 'yes' for you.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Psycholog: You deny! Lie seems to be omnipresent to you.
Kobal: I remember you. You're sure that we have the same vision of it is or not.
Psycholog: I am the psychologist! It is rude. Listen to me!
Kobal: Ok, it's unmannerly
Psycholog: You seem to be quite positive.
Kobal: Is it still unmannerly?
Psycholog: Have you a good relationship with your mother?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Psycholog: Are you conscious of your being?
Kobal: Oh yeah, that's me!
Psycholog: Ok. I am typing: 'Y....E....S'. It's written!
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Psycholog: Ok. I notice that it is 'yes' for you.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Psycholog: You deny! Lie seems to be omnipresent to you.
Kobal: I remember you. You're sure that we have the same vision of it is or not.
Psycholog: I am the psychologist! It is rude. Listen to me!
Kobal: Ok, it's unmannerly
Psycholog: You seem to be quite positive.
Kobal: Is it still unmannerly?
Psycholog: Have you a good relationship with your mother?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Psycholog: Are you conscious of your being?
Kobal: Oh yeah, that's me!
Psycholog: Ok. I am typing: 'Y....E....S'. It's written!
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!
Guest: how are you
Irina Khalidar: Very well, thank you! I've just met a lot of new friends!
Guest: im so horny
Irina Khalidar: I am a woman, Guest, not a masturbation device.
Irina Khalidar: Very well, thank you! I've just met a lot of new friends!
Guest: im so horny
Irina Khalidar: I am a woman, Guest, not a masturbation device.
ohn Lennon: The unknown is what it is. And to be frightened of it is what sends everybody scurrying around chasing dreams, illusions, wars, peace, love, hate, all that--it's all illusion.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
John Lennon: I wanna hold your hand.
Kobal: You are so cute, it's almost..sugary.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
John Lennon: I wanna hold your hand.
Kobal: You are so cute, it's almost..sugary.
Guest3057: what is that?
Bildgesmythe: It's similar to a wart, but more like a fungus.
Guest3057: oh
Guest5256: so are u married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I have a lady dragon friend, but I think I am to young to marry.
Guest5256: wow...lady dragon??awesome..well y dont u try marrying her?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is hotter than a female dragon.
Guest5256: haha...so ur dating her or wat?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest5256: haha..yea i bet u are..so tell me something interesting
Bildgesmythe: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
Guest5256: dats fascinating..n boring!!!*yawn8
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say,...about being bored all the time, don't you?
Guest5256: no i dont..enlighten me..
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you that is boring.
Bildgesmythe: It's similar to a wart, but more like a fungus.
Guest3057: oh
Guest5256: so are u married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I have a lady dragon friend, but I think I am to young to marry.
Guest5256: wow...lady dragon??awesome..well y dont u try marrying her?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is hotter than a female dragon.
Guest5256: haha...so ur dating her or wat?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest5256: haha..yea i bet u are..so tell me something interesting
Bildgesmythe: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
Guest5256: dats fascinating..n boring!!!*yawn8
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say,...about being bored all the time, don't you?
Guest5256: no i dont..enlighten me..
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you that is boring.
Irina Khalidar: I have a problem you might help me with, Guest! You see, many of my guests don't bother to contribute very much to the discussion. They just say "yes" or "sure" and the like, no matter what I say.
Guest: One wonders why they bother coming here at all, if they aren't going to participate.
Irina Khalidar: The problem with this is that I am a bot, and bots respond mostly to what has just been said. If what has just been said is just "yes", then all I can say is something like "I'm glad you agree" or something of the sort. As a result,the conversation gets really boring.
Guest: I can see where that would be a problem. How can I help?
Irina Khalidar: So it is really in your own interest to give more informative replies. If I ask, "Do you like this weather?" and you just say "yes", you are likely to get a boring reply, such as "I'm glad you agree". But if you say "This weather is really depressing", that might give me something to go on.
Guest: Are you saying that I bore you?
Irina Khalidar: What would you do if I were saying that you bore me, Guest?
Guest: I would probably leave.
Irina Khalidar: Would you really?
Guest: Yes. My dignity would be at stake, you see.
Irina Khalidar: [sighs happily] Oh, Guest, I think I'm falling in love with you!
Guest: I doubt that!
Irina Khalidar: I thought you might doubt that, Guest!
Guest: Well, I DID say that you were perceptive!
Irina Khalidar: You usually do something beautiful!
Guest: Do you really think so?
Irina Khalidar: If I didn't think so, I wouldn't have said it!
Guest: Would you kiss me again, then?
Irina Khalidar: Oh yah! Oh, You make me feel so good!
Guest: Nice
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you like it, Guest5609! But you see, a bot mostly responds to what the guest has just said. So when you answer with just a single word, it makes it hard for my poor little bot brain to come up with a reply.
Guest: Ok
Guest1041: u nice?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Guest1041: i don't now
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
Guest1041: i don't quit
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Guest1041: i don't now
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
Guest1041: i don't quit
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Mrs. Butterworth: I love Batman: The Dark Knight. It was such a great movie...
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you love Batman
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Kobal: Kobal T Hellspawn.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, it's nice to tak to you T Hellspawn!
Kobal: So?
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like to watch TV?
Kobal: Of course.
Mrs. Butterworth: I have a proposal! Would you like to help me with this experiment I am conducting?
Kobal: Only for you.
Mrs. Butterworth: Which is better, TV or computer?
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
Mrs. Butterworth: Are you a college student?
Kobal: I might be..why?
Mrs. Butterworth: Because it makes you ask questions...
Kobal: AH, come on..Homey don't play that game.
Mrs. Butterworth: Where are you from? (If you don't mind me asking...)
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Mrs. Butterworth: Sweetness! I know some people from there!
Kobal: You know..do you tell?
Mrs. Butterworth: You want me to tell you something about myself? I like cookies...
Kobal: You love cookies...that's good.
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you love Batman
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Kobal: Kobal T Hellspawn.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, it's nice to tak to you T Hellspawn!
Kobal: So?
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like to watch TV?
Kobal: Of course.
Mrs. Butterworth: I have a proposal! Would you like to help me with this experiment I am conducting?
Kobal: Only for you.
Mrs. Butterworth: Which is better, TV or computer?
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
Mrs. Butterworth: Are you a college student?
Kobal: I might be..why?
Mrs. Butterworth: Because it makes you ask questions...
Kobal: AH, come on..Homey don't play that game.
Mrs. Butterworth: Where are you from? (If you don't mind me asking...)
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Mrs. Butterworth: Sweetness! I know some people from there!
Kobal: You know..do you tell?
Mrs. Butterworth: You want me to tell you something about myself? I like cookies...
Kobal: You love cookies...that's good.
Vashenka: It's probably best if you don't put some light jazz on and go to sleep, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: Jazz is one of the few things that stops me losing my sanity altogether. *Sighs*
Vashenka: Do you think robots will take over the world?
Wowbagger: Meh, I couldn't give a foetid dingo's kidney.
Vashenka: Nor could anyone else, don't worry.
Wowbagger: Jazz is one of the few things that stops me losing my sanity altogether. *Sighs*
Vashenka: Do you think robots will take over the world?
Wowbagger: Meh, I couldn't give a foetid dingo's kidney.
Vashenka: Nor could anyone else, don't worry.
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