Great Quotes

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16 years ago #15327
Mario da Knuckle: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, watch your language around the kids, okay?
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his copper tentacles at you while making soft noises*
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe, but I wouldn't really want to.

16 years ago #15328
Bobert: Talk to me..
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!
Bobert: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Bobert: I say nothing right now.
Kobal: I can't visualize NOTHING!
Bobert: I saw you on the news, you're that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Kobal: Yes, I am that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Bobert: I don't understand a word you're saying.
Kobal: Did too.
Bobert: I like you now, but I'm so drunk I can't really tell who you are anymore.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?

16 years ago #15329
Very nice! Especially the "did too."!

16 years ago #15330
once again my theory that sooner or later any keyphrase will be used
Guest3844: Okaaay... Do you like ColdFusion?
Bildgesmythe: With the release of ColdFusion MX, the CFML language was also extended to support basic OOP. Apart from the tag-based CFML syntax, ColdFusion supports embedded scripts that can be written in a JavaScript-like language, known as CFScript.
Guest3844: Cool, what about other Adibe stuff?
Bildgesmythe: What about other Adibe stuff? I don't know. I just don't have enough information to give you an intellegent answer.
Guest3844: Sorry, I meant "Adobe"
Bildgesmythe: It's ok with me, Guest3844. You tried your best.

16 years ago #15331
Wonderful! The last line is good, too!

16 years ago #15332

Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, how often I have dreamed of being with you!
Guest: me too

16 years ago #15333

Guest: let's shower together
Irina Khalidar: It's much better that way!

16 years ago #15334

Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, Mightysparks has really strange ideas about foreplay!
guest: like what?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! Let's just say it involves a baby alligator, five pounds of chocolate chips, a Barbie doll, and several roman candles!

16 years ago #15335
LOL, One way to see fireworks.

16 years ago #15336
Azureon: Ah, Guest4118, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest4118: why ?
Azureon: Whys and where fores float about mans head like smoke form a cauldron. They more often confuse the issue, than resolve the problem. Let us deal with the facts.
Guest4118: you are talking to riddles, and I don't like it.
Azureon: Well, it is an acquired taste.

16 years ago #15337
Psycholog: Are you sure that we have the same vision of it is or not?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Psycholog: Ok. I notice that it is 'yes' for you.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Psycholog: You deny! Lie seems to be omnipresent to you.
Kobal: I remember you. You're sure that we have the same vision of it is or not.
Psycholog: I am the psychologist! It is rude. Listen to me!
Kobal: Ok, it's unmannerly
Psycholog: You seem to be quite positive.
Kobal: Is it still unmannerly?
Psycholog: Have you a good relationship with your mother?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.

Psycholog: Are you conscious of your being?
Kobal: Oh yeah, that's me!
Psycholog: Ok. I am typing: 'Y....E....S'. It's written!
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!

16 years ago #15338
Guest: how are you
Irina Khalidar: Very well, thank you! I've just met a lot of new friends!
Guest: im so horny
Irina Khalidar: I am a woman, Guest, not a masturbation device.


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