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16 years ago #15322

Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Lt. Colonel Ngo-Imiaxo DesSniptribble, the famous dribbler who sold Princess Di to the Secular Self-defense Torture Brigade!
Galaxy: Hmmm, why do you conclude that?
Irina Khalidar: I don't know why.

16 years ago #15323

Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I must go on a mission now, Galaxy! I'm sorry! In the hopes of consoling you, however, I have asked my friends, the latest set of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models, to spend some time with you! [As she leaves, a crowd of ebullient naked women descend upon you, strip off your clothes, and proceed to...]
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16 years ago #15325
[blush] Ooops! Time for a little cyber-therapy for Irina!

16 years ago #15326
Taking over:

Mario da Knuckle: They say the day you die your name is written on a cloud.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
Mario da Knuckle: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business, we need a patsy in the gang, that patsy will be you
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you want me to be?
Mario da Knuckle: Yes! You're OK with me!

16 years ago #15327
Mario da Knuckle: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, watch your language around the kids, okay?
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his copper tentacles at you while making soft noises*
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe, but I wouldn't really want to.

16 years ago #15328
Bobert: Talk to me..
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!
Bobert: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Bobert: I say nothing right now.
Kobal: I can't visualize NOTHING!
Bobert: I saw you on the news, you're that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Kobal: Yes, I am that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Bobert: I don't understand a word you're saying.
Kobal: Did too.
Bobert: I like you now, but I'm so drunk I can't really tell who you are anymore.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?

16 years ago #15329
Very nice! Especially the "did too."!

16 years ago #15330
once again my theory that sooner or later any keyphrase will be used
Guest3844: Okaaay... Do you like ColdFusion?
Bildgesmythe: With the release of ColdFusion MX, the CFML language was also extended to support basic OOP. Apart from the tag-based CFML syntax, ColdFusion supports embedded scripts that can be written in a JavaScript-like language, known as CFScript.
Guest3844: Cool, what about other Adibe stuff?
Bildgesmythe: What about other Adibe stuff? I don't know. I just don't have enough information to give you an intellegent answer.
Guest3844: Sorry, I meant "Adobe"
Bildgesmythe: It's ok with me, Guest3844. You tried your best.

16 years ago #15331
Wonderful! The last line is good, too!

16 years ago #15332

Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, how often I have dreamed of being with you!
Guest: me too

16 years ago #15333

Guest: let's shower together
Irina Khalidar: It's much better that way!


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