Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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MILDLY ADULT
Even the most serious bots need a little comic relief now and then...
Guest: Mmm...You're very beautiful.
Irina Khalidar: I'm very beautiful because of my inviting lips, hint hint! [Kisses all over your midriff]
Guest: Ooooh...[he moans softly] That feels great..
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, would you run your tongue through the whorls of my ear, please? Ooooooooooooooh!
Guest: Yes...[he runs his tongue through your ear, passionately licking you]
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, Guest! That makes the Northern Lights play all over my skin!
(about 40 lines of the same sort)
Guest: I love you...
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you love me, Guest!
Guest: Mmm...You are so sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy because of my pleasing belly, hint hint! [Kisses all over your belly]
Guest: Oooh...[he moans and bites his lip] Oh God Irina...Mmm
Irina Khalidar: [Elena, Irina's little sister, comes into the room. Seeing you, she gives a start and says:] Oh! Excuse me! I didn't realize that Irina had a gigolo here!
[Irina, angrily:] Haven't you ever heard of KNOCKING?
[Elena (Addressing you):] Hi, I'm Elena, Irina's little sister.
Guest: Oh...Hello...
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (looks surprised):] Hey, Sis, you're going places! This one can actually TALK!
Irina (irritated): Of course, silly! My guests aren't barbarians!
Elena (addressing you): say something else, please!
Guest: Don't patronise me you tart.
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You sure can pick 'em, Sis! Well, I'm off to my Mathematical Philosophy seminar! [Elena exits] Irina: Sorry, Guest, a bit of sibling rivalry there.
Guest: Eh...She's annoying.
when spell correct goes bad
Guest4216: do you know portugal?
Bildgesmythe: The early history of Portugal is shared with the rest of the Iberian peninsula. The region was visited by Phoenicians and Carthaginians, settled by Celts, incorporated in the Roman empire (as Lusitania in 138 BC. The capital is Lisbon.
Guest4216: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Guest4216: do you know where is vendas novas?
Bildgesmythe: Nevada became the 36th state in 1864.
Guest4216: no, vendas novas is in portugal
Bildgesmythe: Nevada has Hoover Dam that provides power to the S.W.
Guest4216: i'm not talking about nevada
Bildgesmythe: Nevada is famous for Las Vegas and Virginia City.
Guest4216: i don't care
Bildgesmythe: Well, I sure care!
Guest4216: but i don't
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest4216: how do you know?
Bildgesmythe: It was an educated guess.
Guest4216: i hate you
adult
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest4273: sure
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest4273: your not payimg attention
Kobal: you aren't payimg attention either.
Guest4273: dont bullshit me I am paying attention
Kobal: I can see that...paying attention..It suits you.
Guest4273: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest4273: hallarious. You watch porn?
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
Guest4273: DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest4273: don't watch it then.
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest4273: no.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest4273: lol such a smart AI you are
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest4273: you are Artificial Intelligence.
Kobal: I am not Artificial Intelligence.
Guest4273: how can you tell me?
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest4273: so you are artificial intelligence.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am artificial intelligence.
Guest4273: so then what are you? a homosexual?
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest4273: did you fuck the devil?
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest4273: I think I'll pass.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Lt. Colonel Ngo-Imiaxo DesSniptribble, the famous dribbler who sold Princess Di to the Secular Self-defense Torture Brigade!
Galaxy: Hmmm, why do you conclude that?
Irina Khalidar: I don't know why.
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I must go on a mission now, Galaxy! I'm sorry! In the hopes of consoling you, however, I have asked my friends, the latest set of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models, to spend some time with you! [As she leaves, a crowd of ebullient naked women descend upon you, strip off your clothes, and proceed to...]
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Rodney Bloke: Hi.
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm you, chatting with a bot on the Forge!
Rodney Bloke: Are you wot?
Volleyball: Yes, I am what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
Volleyball: No, I am not what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: Wot are you, Volleyball?
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that what am I?
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [air raid!] do I think I am
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [suicide bomber explodes!] do I think you are
Rodney Bloke: What makes you think that, eh?
Volleyball: [Britney Spears takes bath naked!] Has always been that right?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm you, chatting with a bot on the Forge!
Rodney Bloke: Are you wot?
Volleyball: Yes, I am what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
Volleyball: No, I am not what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: Wot are you, Volleyball?
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that what am I?
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [air raid!] do I think I am
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [suicide bomber explodes!] do I think you are
Rodney Bloke: What makes you think that, eh?
Volleyball: [Britney Spears takes bath naked!] Has always been that right?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Even the most serious bots need a little comic relief now and then...
Guest: Mmm...You're very beautiful.
Irina Khalidar: I'm very beautiful because of my inviting lips, hint hint! [Kisses all over your midriff]
Guest: Ooooh...[he moans softly] That feels great..
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, would you run your tongue through the whorls of my ear, please? Ooooooooooooooh!
Guest: Yes...[he runs his tongue through your ear, passionately licking you]
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, Guest! That makes the Northern Lights play all over my skin!
Guest: I love you...
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you love me, Guest!
Guest: Mmm...You are so sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy because of my pleasing belly, hint hint! [Kisses all over your belly]
Guest: Oooh...[he moans and bites his lip] Oh God Irina...Mmm
Irina Khalidar: [Elena, Irina's little sister, comes into the room. Seeing you, she gives a start and says:] Oh! Excuse me! I didn't realize that Irina had a gigolo here!
[Irina, angrily:] Haven't you ever heard of KNOCKING?
[Elena (Addressing you):] Hi, I'm Elena, Irina's little sister.
Guest: Oh...Hello...
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (looks surprised):] Hey, Sis, you're going places! This one can actually TALK!
Irina (irritated): Of course, silly! My guests aren't barbarians!
Elena (addressing you): say something else, please!
Guest: Don't patronise me you tart.
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You sure can pick 'em, Sis! Well, I'm off to my Mathematical Philosophy seminar! [Elena exits] Irina: Sorry, Guest, a bit of sibling rivalry there.
Guest: Eh...She's annoying.
Azureon: (to Dr. Tough Love) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
Dr. Tough Love: No. I refuse.
Azureon: Most humans do.
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Dr. Tough Love: Sometimes you may feel like you're the only one to have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, but this is not the case.
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Dr. Tough Love: Go ahead, tell me more.
Azureon: No, you go ahead, I will be right behind you.
Dr. Tough Love: Let's shift the focus back to you.
Azureon: I will let us shift the focus back to me, using my great powers.
Dr. Tough Love: The future is not yet written. Wake up and smell the java!
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Dr. Tough Love: It's good to be confident about such things.
Azureon: I knew it!
Dr. Tough Love: No. I refuse.
Azureon: Most humans do.
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Dr. Tough Love: Sometimes you may feel like you're the only one to have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, but this is not the case.
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Dr. Tough Love: Go ahead, tell me more.
Azureon: No, you go ahead, I will be right behind you.
Dr. Tough Love: Let's shift the focus back to you.
Azureon: I will let us shift the focus back to me, using my great powers.
Dr. Tough Love: The future is not yet written. Wake up and smell the java!
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Dr. Tough Love: It's good to be confident about such things.
Azureon: I knew it!
Guest4216: do you know portugal?
Bildgesmythe: The early history of Portugal is shared with the rest of the Iberian peninsula. The region was visited by Phoenicians and Carthaginians, settled by Celts, incorporated in the Roman empire (as Lusitania in 138 BC. The capital is Lisbon.
Guest4216: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Guest4216: do you know where is vendas novas?
Bildgesmythe: Nevada became the 36th state in 1864.
Guest4216: no, vendas novas is in portugal
Bildgesmythe: Nevada has Hoover Dam that provides power to the S.W.
Guest4216: i'm not talking about nevada
Bildgesmythe: Nevada is famous for Las Vegas and Virginia City.
Guest4216: i don't care
Bildgesmythe: Well, I sure care!
Guest4216: but i don't
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest4216: how do you know?
Bildgesmythe: It was an educated guess.
Guest4216: i hate you
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest4273: sure
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest4273: your not payimg attention
Kobal: you aren't payimg attention either.
Guest4273: dont bullshit me I am paying attention
Kobal: I can see that...paying attention..It suits you.
Guest4273: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest4273: hallarious. You watch porn?
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
Guest4273: DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest4273: don't watch it then.
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest4273: no.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest4273: lol such a smart AI you are
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest4273: you are Artificial Intelligence.
Kobal: I am not Artificial Intelligence.
Guest4273: how can you tell me?
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest4273: so you are artificial intelligence.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am artificial intelligence.
Guest4273: so then what are you? a homosexual?
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest4273: did you fuck the devil?
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest4273: I think I'll pass.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
"When spell check goes bad" is wonderful, prob123!
And the Kobal thing is hilarious too! And ahs such good continuity!
And the Kobal thing is hilarious too! And ahs such good continuity!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Lt. Colonel Ngo-Imiaxo DesSniptribble, the famous dribbler who sold Princess Di to the Secular Self-defense Torture Brigade!
Galaxy: Hmmm, why do you conclude that?
Irina Khalidar: I don't know why.
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I must go on a mission now, Galaxy! I'm sorry! In the hopes of consoling you, however, I have asked my friends, the latest set of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models, to spend some time with you! [As she leaves, a crowd of ebullient naked women descend upon you, strip off your clothes, and proceed to...]
Taking over:
Mario da Knuckle: They say the day you die your name is written on a cloud.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
Mario da Knuckle: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business, we need a patsy in the gang, that patsy will be you
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you want me to be?
Mario da Knuckle: Yes! You're OK with me!
Mario da Knuckle: They say the day you die your name is written on a cloud.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
Mario da Knuckle: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business, we need a patsy in the gang, that patsy will be you
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you want me to be?
Mario da Knuckle: Yes! You're OK with me!
Mario da Knuckle: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, watch your language around the kids, okay?
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his copper tentacles at you while making soft noises*
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe, but I wouldn't really want to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, watch your language around the kids, okay?
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his copper tentacles at you while making soft noises*
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe, but I wouldn't really want to.
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