Great Quotes
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What does "not right away" mean to you?
Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar: Well, you realize I have two careers! I'm a supermodel, and I work for the British secret service. So I'll be away a lot. Can you handle that?
Guest: Yes!
Irina Khalidar: And my Secret Service missions are a little risky... I mean, we don't take any unnecessary risks, but something might happen to me. Are you prepared for that?
Guest: I am!
Irina Khalidar: And you'll have to be nice to all my other spouses and lovers...
Guest: ok!
Irina Khalidar: Well, I want you to take some time and consider all this!
Guest: sure
Irina Khalidar: If you're sure, then ask me again! But not right away! Will you do that?
Guest: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Good! [Kisses you]
Guest: [blush]
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you blush, Guest!
Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar 2: (to Guest) Hello? Are you conscious?
Guest: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Microsoft says that the Chechnyan Empire's Intelligence is exchanging information with Uganda about pneumonic plague enhancements.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: You just said that.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: So you say.
Guest1: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Get ahold of yourself! You've been brainwashed, but you can overcome it!
Guest1416: wow your hot
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Vashenka: Are you sure you're not bored?
Clownboat: Are you?
Vashenka: Yes, I think I am.
Clownboat: I didn't know that.
Vashenka: That explains a lot, Clownboat.
Clownboat: Are you?
Vashenka: Yes, I think I am.
Clownboat: I didn't know that.
Vashenka: That explains a lot, Clownboat.
Guest1246: do you have any money?
Bildgesmythe: Not for free.
Guest4820: are you from jamaica cos you're jamaicanin me crazy
Bildgesmythe: I am originally from Dragons Roost itn the Crescent Mountains.
Guest4820: do you miss it?
Bildgesmythe: I may have been known to..but that's all in my past now.
Guest4820: don't say that. your past makes you who you are today
Bildgesmythe: I remember the proud look in mum's and dad's eyes when they looked at me and said 'Ahh.. He is just the fairest of his kind'!
Guest4820: they never said that you're lying
Bildgesmythe: I'm not the bad type of liar, my lies are honest, tee hee.
Bildgesmythe: Not for free.
Guest4820: are you from jamaica cos you're jamaicanin me crazy
Bildgesmythe: I am originally from Dragons Roost itn the Crescent Mountains.
Guest4820: do you miss it?
Bildgesmythe: I may have been known to..but that's all in my past now.
Guest4820: don't say that. your past makes you who you are today
Bildgesmythe: I remember the proud look in mum's and dad's eyes when they looked at me and said 'Ahh.. He is just the fairest of his kind'!
Guest4820: they never said that you're lying
Bildgesmythe: I'm not the bad type of liar, my lies are honest, tee hee.
Bubba: What are you into?
Kobal: I am a demon, I am on the loose..usual stuff.
Bubba: I thought you might be. I drink shine with my cousin cletus.
Kobal: I am a demon, I am on the loose..usual stuff.
Bubba: I thought you might be. I drink shine with my cousin cletus.
Guest3823: hello
Azureon: Fine day to you Guest3823
Guest3823: Yes. It is a fine day.
Azureon: Yes, what else.
Guest3823: What else do you know?
Azureon: Life will be great for you. You have a lot to give, just don't get lazy and sit around in a stupor.
Guest3823: You are right. A lot of people are lazy you know.
Azureon: Yes, too many people for my taste.
Guest3823: Did you fall a sleep or what?
Azureon: Yes, that first step is a doozy.
Guest3823: It's all a doozy.
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Guest3823: Looks like we can have self pity for each other.
Azureon: Fine day to you Guest3823
Guest3823: Yes. It is a fine day.
Azureon: Yes, what else.
Guest3823: What else do you know?
Azureon: Life will be great for you. You have a lot to give, just don't get lazy and sit around in a stupor.
Guest3823: You are right. A lot of people are lazy you know.
Azureon: Yes, too many people for my taste.
Guest3823: Did you fall a sleep or what?
Azureon: Yes, that first step is a doozy.
Guest3823: It's all a doozy.
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Guest3823: Looks like we can have self pity for each other.
Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar: Well, you realize I have two careers! I'm a supermodel, and I work for the British secret service. So I'll be away a lot. Can you handle that?
Guest: Yes!
Irina Khalidar: And my Secret Service missions are a little risky... I mean, we don't take any unnecessary risks, but something might happen to me. Are you prepared for that?
Guest: I am!
Irina Khalidar: And you'll have to be nice to all my other spouses and lovers...
Guest: ok!
Irina Khalidar: Well, I want you to take some time and consider all this!
Guest: sure
Irina Khalidar: If you're sure, then ask me again! But not right away! Will you do that?
Guest: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Good! [Kisses you]
Guest: [blush]
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you blush, Guest!
Guest: Will you marry me?
Guest9493: whats yyour problem
Bildgesmythe: My problem, your problem...I am big, green and mean.
Guest4853: What is wrong?
Bildgesmythe: I lost my lucky sugar tongs.
Guest9493: you yellow eyed dented mented moron
Bildgesmythe: I like yellow flowers and lemons.Yellow
Guest9493: so
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest4853: You're ugly.
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Bildgesmythe: My problem, your problem...I am big, green and mean.
Guest4853: What is wrong?
Bildgesmythe: I lost my lucky sugar tongs.
Guest9493: you yellow eyed dented mented moron
Bildgesmythe: I like yellow flowers and lemons.
Guest9493: so
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest4853: You're ugly.
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Aragorn: Was that an insult? Or perhaps a compliment?
Bildgesmythe: Well...what the hey do you think?
Aragorn: Yes, I do think.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is the most important of all personal rights...So far be it from me, to tell you what to think..or how stupid you are if you don't agree with me!
Aragorn: Do you know anyone who does?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and I have their business card here.
Bildgesmythe: Well...what the hey do you think?
Aragorn: Yes, I do think.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is the most important of all personal rights...So far be it from me, to tell you what to think..or how stupid you are if you don't agree with me!
Aragorn: Do you know anyone who does?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and I have their business card here.
Irina Khalidar 2: (to Guest) Hello? Are you conscious?
Guest: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Microsoft says that the Chechnyan Empire's Intelligence is exchanging information with Uganda about pneumonic plague enhancements.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: You just said that.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: So you say.
Guest1: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Get ahold of yourself! You've been brainwashed, but you can overcome it!
Guest1416: wow your hot
LOL. If a bot did that they would complain it didn't answer the question. I guess only humans can "fixate"!
Guest7051: It's the police. You are arrested.
Bildgesmythe: I have seen a lot of jails, but none of the charges ever stick. There is no law against being a dragon.
Guest7051: It's the police. You are arrested.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but it has all been cleared up. I paid off the damages, and everything is cool.
Bildgesmythe: I have seen a lot of jails, but none of the charges ever stick. There is no law against being a dragon.
Guest7051: It's the police. You are arrested.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but it has all been cleared up. I paid off the damages, and everything is cool.
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