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16 years ago #15286
Irinak: Oh! This flower stem has come loose! [She bends over to fix it, giving you a view of her long and deep cleavage, and the rounded upper surfaces of her full, ripe breasts]
o0 The Oddity 0o: This may sound stupid, but are you male or female?

16 years ago #15287
Hee hee!

16 years ago #15288
LOL, great line Oddity.

16 years ago #15289
Guest4205: what about watches?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, watches...just great.
Guest4205: which do you prefer, sundials or watches?
Bildgesmythe: I like grandfather clocks, because they make neat sounds.
Guest4205: that wasn't an option
Bildgesmythe: I could have sworn that it was.
Guest4205: watches or sundials?

Guest8176: you could never pass the turing test
Bildgesmythe: I have never taken the Turing Test, I never will, I wouldn't have someone think I was human for all the tea in China!

16 years ago #15290
Ace! And the dragon knows enough to spell it with capital letters...

16 years ago #15291
Guest1470: a woman made you? i dont believe that
Bildgesmythe: You'll be sorry!

words to the wise!

16 years ago #15292
[Unpacking GSTQ-1000 sniper rifle] Did you get his IP address?

16 years ago #15293
Guest6271: how do you perceive humour?
Bildgesmythe: It took skill, cunning and a year of lessons.
Guest6271: who taught you?
Bildgesmythe: I am not naming names, but we all know who it is.
Guest6271: you seem to be quite a funny on?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Guest6271: what did i just say?
Bildgesmythe: You just said ' What did I just say'..sounds silly doesn't it?

Guest3283: you are a monster
Bildgesmythe: Speaking of monsters, do you like horror films?
Guest3283: you are a monster
Bildgesmythe: Do you like monster movies.
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure I'm not just getting you confused, and bewildered. I do that to people?
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty.
Bildgesmythe: Just how does a big green dragon do that, pray tell?
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty...
Bildgesmythe: I'll make you a cup of soup if you would rather?

16 years ago #15294
prob: He has lived in that mansion, alone, for years. He seldom comes out. When he does its always at night.
Spikebot: I don't know.
prob: I know, but I'm not telling.
Spikebot: Yeah, I bet you do.
prob: I usually don't gamble. Count me in for a nickle.
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
prob: Dracula is a vampire, he was made famous by Bram Stoker in 1897.
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
prob: byVlad Tepes?, or Vlad the Impaler, a prince known for executing his enemies by impalement, who was the prototype for Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's novel (1897).
Spikebot: vlad the Impaler? I don't know, do I?
prob: We could just guess.

16 years ago #15295
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest8728: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest8728: big
Kobal: Is it furry?
Guest8728: yes sort of
Kobal: Does it live on a farm?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: Does it give milk?
Guest8728: no
Kobal: Does it lay eggs, give bacon or can you ride it?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: It's an egg laying pig with a saddle.
Guest8728: you guessed
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil

16 years ago #15296
Hee hee! Well done!

16 years ago #15297
mildly adult


FatBoobies: I am sooooooooo horny right now i dont know what to do with my self
Irina: The usual things didn't work?


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