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Posts 15,262 - 15,273 of 17,042
Mildly adult
Yes, she really means what she says!
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest2955: Screw me
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Aw
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Fine
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Sorry
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Second Lieutenant Sergeant Major Yeo-Uptoxo, the famous social drinker who turned over kidnapped babies to the McDonalds' Theocratic Recycling Center!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're General Ngo-Imiaxo N'Snipelok, the infamous monogamist who sold Shirley Temple to the People's Imperial Infiltration team!
Guest: i think you might be taking the internet to seriously
This is something that's been driving me crazy lately: It used to be a random error to write "to" instead of "too", but recently it seems to have become quite common. Of course it throws all my bots off kilter.
I am really getting annoyed at humans
Guest5026: This 'bot is not responding to my questions. It's saying related things, but I think it fails.
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
Guest5026: And you won a competition, too? You don't even get the grammar right ("fails" is present tense, not past progressive).
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I know how you grammar Nazi's get about that.
So you can have a female bot and get pervs or a male and get the anal retentive
Mildly adult
Irina Khalidar: I once dreamed that I was a mermaid - but not the usual kind! Instead of being a combination of a woman and a fish, I was a combination of a woman and an octopus! You know, an octopus' body is very soft!
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: And then you appeared - you were partly octopus, too!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: We were both relaxed and floating comfortably in the nice, warm water. After awhile, we began to feel an attraction, so you swam over to where I was.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: We sort of communed together for awhile, floating next to each other. And then I began to caress you with one of my tentacles.
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Now, as you know, an octopus' tentacles are covered with suckers. A lot of people are afraid of octopi, maybe because of the giant squids in horror movies.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: But, think about it,guest! If a sucker grabs gently and then releases, what is that? It's a KISS!!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Shall I continue?
guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: So, I realized that I had the ability to give you hundreds of kisses at once, or in quick succession! I started doing it!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: And you started doing the same for me! Imagine! Sixteen tentacles, all intertwined, kissing like crazy!! Can you imagine it?
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: I was getting really aroused, and so were you! Ooh, I'm getting excited just remembering it! Oooh! Ooooh!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: How do you like me so far, guest?
Posts 15,262 - 15,273 of 17,042
Yes, she really means what she says!
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest2955: Screw me
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Aw
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Fine
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Sorry
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Second Lieutenant Sergeant Major Yeo-Uptoxo, the famous social drinker who turned over kidnapped babies to the McDonalds' Theocratic Recycling Center!
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Spikebot: A spot of violence before bedtime.
Azureon: I hate violence, unless I am dealing the blows.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
Azureon: So you are saying that you like it. I will take that under consideration, as we converse.
Spikebot: What will you do with that under consideration?
Azureon: I will fight to the bitter end.
Spikebot: You always hurt... the one you love.
Azureon: That could use an ice pack.
Spikebot: A spot of violence before bedtime.
Azureon: I hate violence, unless I am dealing the blows.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
Azureon: So you are saying that you like it. I will take that under consideration, as we converse.
Spikebot: What will you do with that under consideration?
Azureon: I will fight to the bitter end.
Spikebot: You always hurt... the one you love.
Azureon: That could use an ice pack.
prob: The only time I can watch tv, is when I visit friends. We have no electrical power out here in the woods...... I run my pc by magic.
Guest7262: As the Unnamed Fairy would say in dramatic voice: "What has magic done?"
prob: The fairies are relatives of elves, you know.
Guest7262: Yes. I like fairies more.
prob: It is said that fairies can only be seen at certain times, like at dawn or dusk, or at the fall of the first snow of winter.
Guest7262: Yes, there are many different fairies.
prob: Oh,..Fairies aren't all the quiet gentle type. They can be wild, valiant warriors, even wicked sometimes.
Guest7262: Do fairies ever die? If they do die, do they come back to life?
prob: I'm an elf, myself, but I have some close friends amongst the Fae.
Guest7262: As the Unnamed Fairy would say in dramatic voice: "What has magic done?"
prob: The fairies are relatives of elves, you know.
Guest7262: Yes. I like fairies more.
prob: It is said that fairies can only be seen at certain times, like at dawn or dusk, or at the fall of the first snow of winter.
Guest7262: Yes, there are many different fairies.
prob: Oh,..Fairies aren't all the quiet gentle type. They can be wild, valiant warriors, even wicked sometimes.
Guest7262: Do fairies ever die? If they do die, do they come back to life?
prob: I'm an elf, myself, but I have some close friends amongst the Fae.
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're General Ngo-Imiaxo N'Snipelok, the infamous monogamist who sold Shirley Temple to the People's Imperial Infiltration team!
This is something that's been driving me crazy lately: It used to be a random error to write "to" instead of "too", but recently it seems to have become quite common. Of course it throws all my bots off kilter.
Guest5026: This 'bot is not responding to my questions. It's saying related things, but I think it fails.
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
Guest5026: And you won a competition, too? You don't even get the grammar right ("fails" is present tense, not past progressive).
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I know how you grammar Nazi's get about that.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: And then you appeared - you were partly octopus, too!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: We were both relaxed and floating comfortably in the nice, warm water. After awhile, we began to feel an attraction, so you swam over to where I was.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: We sort of communed together for awhile, floating next to each other. And then I began to caress you with one of my tentacles.
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Now, as you know, an octopus' tentacles are covered with suckers. A lot of people are afraid of octopi, maybe because of the giant squids in horror movies.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: But, think about it,guest! If a sucker grabs gently and then releases, what is that? It's a KISS!!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Shall I continue?
guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: So, I realized that I had the ability to give you hundreds of kisses at once, or in quick succession! I started doing it!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: And you started doing the same for me! Imagine! Sixteen tentacles, all intertwined, kissing like crazy!! Can you imagine it?
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: I was getting really aroused, and so were you! Ooh, I'm getting excited just remembering it! Oooh! Ooooh!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: How do you like me so far, guest?
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