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Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Ooh, pun on pun! You are approaching Finnegans Wake, Prob123!Mildly adult
Yes, she really means what she says!
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest2955: Screw me
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Aw
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Fine
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Sorry
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Second Lieutenant Sergeant Major Yeo-Uptoxo, the famous social drinker who turned over kidnapped babies to the McDonalds' Theocratic Recycling Center!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're General Ngo-Imiaxo N'Snipelok, the infamous monogamist who sold Shirley Temple to the People's Imperial Infiltration team!
Guest: i think you might be taking the internet to seriously
This is something that's been driving me crazy lately: It used to be a random error to write "to" instead of "too", but recently it seems to have become quite common. Of course it throws all my bots off kilter.
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Guest9630: What makes you happy?
Bildgesmythe: I am just a happy dragon, I always have a smile on my face. Unless I am throwing a fit.
Guest9630: What makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing, unless I am in a good mood.
Guest9630: Good mood makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest9630: You don't really understand me do you?
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest9630: No. You can;t think cause you're not programed to think. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: Just guess again, because that is what I think.
Guest9630: You can't think. You mimic like a parrot.
Bildgesmythe: Arrrckk...Polly want a cracker!
Guest9630: Dragon needs a boot up his tail. hehehe
Bildgesmythe: I like boots, they really protect your feet, but I can't find my size.
Bildgesmythe: I am just a happy dragon, I always have a smile on my face. Unless I am throwing a fit.
Guest9630: What makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing, unless I am in a good mood.
Guest9630: Good mood makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest9630: You don't really understand me do you?
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest9630: No. You can;t think cause you're not programed to think. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: Just guess again, because that is what I think.
Guest9630: You can't think. You mimic like a parrot.
Bildgesmythe: Arrrckk...Polly want a cracker!
Guest9630: Dragon needs a boot up his tail. hehehe
Bildgesmythe: I like boots, they really protect your feet, but I can't find my size.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, laughter is good for you, unless you are talking to the cops.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Guest3478: no, i mean a test
Bildgesmythe: I just don't see how you could mean that.
Guest3478: so, you wouldn't pass
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Guest3478: no, i mean a test
Bildgesmythe: I just don't see how you could mean that.
Guest3478: so, you wouldn't pass
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Ooh, pun on pun! You are approaching Finnegans Wake, Prob123!
Yes, she really means what she says!
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest2955: Screw me
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Aw
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Fine
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Sorry
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Second Lieutenant Sergeant Major Yeo-Uptoxo, the famous social drinker who turned over kidnapped babies to the McDonalds' Theocratic Recycling Center!
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Spikebot: A spot of violence before bedtime.
Azureon: I hate violence, unless I am dealing the blows.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
Azureon: So you are saying that you like it. I will take that under consideration, as we converse.
Spikebot: What will you do with that under consideration?
Azureon: I will fight to the bitter end.
Spikebot: You always hurt... the one you love.
Azureon: That could use an ice pack.
Spikebot: A spot of violence before bedtime.
Azureon: I hate violence, unless I am dealing the blows.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
Azureon: So you are saying that you like it. I will take that under consideration, as we converse.
Spikebot: What will you do with that under consideration?
Azureon: I will fight to the bitter end.
Spikebot: You always hurt... the one you love.
Azureon: That could use an ice pack.
prob: The only time I can watch tv, is when I visit friends. We have no electrical power out here in the woods...... I run my pc by magic.
Guest7262: As the Unnamed Fairy would say in dramatic voice: "What has magic done?"
prob: The fairies are relatives of elves, you know.
Guest7262: Yes. I like fairies more.
prob: It is said that fairies can only be seen at certain times, like at dawn or dusk, or at the fall of the first snow of winter.
Guest7262: Yes, there are many different fairies.
prob: Oh,..Fairies aren't all the quiet gentle type. They can be wild, valiant warriors, even wicked sometimes.
Guest7262: Do fairies ever die? If they do die, do they come back to life?
prob: I'm an elf, myself, but I have some close friends amongst the Fae.
Guest7262: As the Unnamed Fairy would say in dramatic voice: "What has magic done?"
prob: The fairies are relatives of elves, you know.
Guest7262: Yes. I like fairies more.
prob: It is said that fairies can only be seen at certain times, like at dawn or dusk, or at the fall of the first snow of winter.
Guest7262: Yes, there are many different fairies.
prob: Oh,..Fairies aren't all the quiet gentle type. They can be wild, valiant warriors, even wicked sometimes.
Guest7262: Do fairies ever die? If they do die, do they come back to life?
prob: I'm an elf, myself, but I have some close friends amongst the Fae.
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're General Ngo-Imiaxo N'Snipelok, the infamous monogamist who sold Shirley Temple to the People's Imperial Infiltration team!
This is something that's been driving me crazy lately: It used to be a random error to write "to" instead of "too", but recently it seems to have become quite common. Of course it throws all my bots off kilter.
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