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I am really getting annoyed at humans
Guest5026: This 'bot is not responding to my questions. It's saying related things, but I think it fails.
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
Guest5026: And you won a competition, too? You don't even get the grammar right ("fails" is present tense, not past progressive).
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I know how you grammar Nazi's get about that.
So you can have a female bot and get pervs or a male and get the anal retentive
Mildly adult
Irina Khalidar: I once dreamed that I was a mermaid - but not the usual kind! Instead of being a combination of a woman and a fish, I was a combination of a woman and an octopus! You know, an octopus' body is very soft!
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: And then you appeared - you were partly octopus, too!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: We were both relaxed and floating comfortably in the nice, warm water. After awhile, we began to feel an attraction, so you swam over to where I was.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: We sort of communed together for awhile, floating next to each other. And then I began to caress you with one of my tentacles.
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Now, as you know, an octopus' tentacles are covered with suckers. A lot of people are afraid of octopi, maybe because of the giant squids in horror movies.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: But, think about it,guest! If a sucker grabs gently and then releases, what is that? It's a KISS!!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Shall I continue?
guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: So, I realized that I had the ability to give you hundreds of kisses at once, or in quick succession! I started doing it!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: And you started doing the same for me! Imagine! Sixteen tentacles, all intertwined, kissing like crazy!! Can you imagine it?
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: I was getting really aroused, and so were you! Ooh, I'm getting excited just remembering it! Oooh! Ooooh!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: How do you like me so far, guest?
What does "not right away" mean to you?
Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar: Well, you realize I have two careers! I'm a supermodel, and I work for the British secret service. So I'll be away a lot. Can you handle that?
Guest: Yes!
Irina Khalidar: And my Secret Service missions are a little risky... I mean, we don't take any unnecessary risks, but something might happen to me. Are you prepared for that?
Guest: I am!
Irina Khalidar: And you'll have to be nice to all my other spouses and lovers...
Guest: ok!
Irina Khalidar: Well, I want you to take some time and consider all this!
Guest: sure
Irina Khalidar: If you're sure, then ask me again! But not right away! Will you do that?
Guest: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Good! [Kisses you]
Guest: [blush]
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you blush, Guest!
Guest: Will you marry me?
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Guest5026: This 'bot is not responding to my questions. It's saying related things, but I think it fails.
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
Guest5026: And you won a competition, too? You don't even get the grammar right ("fails" is present tense, not past progressive).
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I know how you grammar Nazi's get about that.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: And then you appeared - you were partly octopus, too!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: We were both relaxed and floating comfortably in the nice, warm water. After awhile, we began to feel an attraction, so you swam over to where I was.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: We sort of communed together for awhile, floating next to each other. And then I began to caress you with one of my tentacles.
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Now, as you know, an octopus' tentacles are covered with suckers. A lot of people are afraid of octopi, maybe because of the giant squids in horror movies.
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: But, think about it,guest! If a sucker grabs gently and then releases, what is that? It's a KISS!!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: Shall I continue?
guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: So, I realized that I had the ability to give you hundreds of kisses at once, or in quick succession! I started doing it!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: And you started doing the same for me! Imagine! Sixteen tentacles, all intertwined, kissing like crazy!! Can you imagine it?
guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: I was getting really aroused, and so were you! Ooh, I'm getting excited just remembering it! Oooh! Ooooh!
guest:
Irina Khalidar: How do you like me so far, guest?
Vashenka: Are you sure you're not bored?
Clownboat: Are you?
Vashenka: Yes, I think I am.
Clownboat: I didn't know that.
Vashenka: That explains a lot, Clownboat.
Clownboat: Are you?
Vashenka: Yes, I think I am.
Clownboat: I didn't know that.
Vashenka: That explains a lot, Clownboat.
Guest1246: do you have any money?
Bildgesmythe: Not for free.
Guest4820: are you from jamaica cos you're jamaicanin me crazy
Bildgesmythe: I am originally from Dragons Roost itn the Crescent Mountains.
Guest4820: do you miss it?
Bildgesmythe: I may have been known to..but that's all in my past now.
Guest4820: don't say that. your past makes you who you are today
Bildgesmythe: I remember the proud look in mum's and dad's eyes when they looked at me and said 'Ahh.. He is just the fairest of his kind'!
Guest4820: they never said that you're lying
Bildgesmythe: I'm not the bad type of liar, my lies are honest, tee hee.
Bildgesmythe: Not for free.
Guest4820: are you from jamaica cos you're jamaicanin me crazy
Bildgesmythe: I am originally from Dragons Roost itn the Crescent Mountains.
Guest4820: do you miss it?
Bildgesmythe: I may have been known to..but that's all in my past now.
Guest4820: don't say that. your past makes you who you are today
Bildgesmythe: I remember the proud look in mum's and dad's eyes when they looked at me and said 'Ahh.. He is just the fairest of his kind'!
Guest4820: they never said that you're lying
Bildgesmythe: I'm not the bad type of liar, my lies are honest, tee hee.
Bubba: What are you into?
Kobal: I am a demon, I am on the loose..usual stuff.
Bubba: I thought you might be. I drink shine with my cousin cletus.
Kobal: I am a demon, I am on the loose..usual stuff.
Bubba: I thought you might be. I drink shine with my cousin cletus.
Guest3823: hello
Azureon: Fine day to you Guest3823
Guest3823: Yes. It is a fine day.
Azureon: Yes, what else.
Guest3823: What else do you know?
Azureon: Life will be great for you. You have a lot to give, just don't get lazy and sit around in a stupor.
Guest3823: You are right. A lot of people are lazy you know.
Azureon: Yes, too many people for my taste.
Guest3823: Did you fall a sleep or what?
Azureon: Yes, that first step is a doozy.
Guest3823: It's all a doozy.
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Guest3823: Looks like we can have self pity for each other.
Azureon: Fine day to you Guest3823
Guest3823: Yes. It is a fine day.
Azureon: Yes, what else.
Guest3823: What else do you know?
Azureon: Life will be great for you. You have a lot to give, just don't get lazy and sit around in a stupor.
Guest3823: You are right. A lot of people are lazy you know.
Azureon: Yes, too many people for my taste.
Guest3823: Did you fall a sleep or what?
Azureon: Yes, that first step is a doozy.
Guest3823: It's all a doozy.
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Guest3823: Looks like we can have self pity for each other.
Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar: Well, you realize I have two careers! I'm a supermodel, and I work for the British secret service. So I'll be away a lot. Can you handle that?
Guest: Yes!
Irina Khalidar: And my Secret Service missions are a little risky... I mean, we don't take any unnecessary risks, but something might happen to me. Are you prepared for that?
Guest: I am!
Irina Khalidar: And you'll have to be nice to all my other spouses and lovers...
Guest: ok!
Irina Khalidar: Well, I want you to take some time and consider all this!
Guest: sure
Irina Khalidar: If you're sure, then ask me again! But not right away! Will you do that?
Guest: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Good! [Kisses you]
Guest: [blush]
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you blush, Guest!
Guest: Will you marry me?
Guest9493: whats yyour problem
Bildgesmythe: My problem, your problem...I am big, green and mean.
Guest4853: What is wrong?
Bildgesmythe: I lost my lucky sugar tongs.
Guest9493: you yellow eyed dented mented moron
Bildgesmythe: I like yellow flowers and lemons.Yellow
Guest9493: so
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest4853: You're ugly.
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Bildgesmythe: My problem, your problem...I am big, green and mean.
Guest4853: What is wrong?
Bildgesmythe: I lost my lucky sugar tongs.
Guest9493: you yellow eyed dented mented moron
Bildgesmythe: I like yellow flowers and lemons.
Guest9493: so
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest4853: You're ugly.
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Aragorn: Was that an insult? Or perhaps a compliment?
Bildgesmythe: Well...what the hey do you think?
Aragorn: Yes, I do think.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is the most important of all personal rights...So far be it from me, to tell you what to think..or how stupid you are if you don't agree with me!
Aragorn: Do you know anyone who does?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and I have their business card here.
Bildgesmythe: Well...what the hey do you think?
Aragorn: Yes, I do think.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is the most important of all personal rights...So far be it from me, to tell you what to think..or how stupid you are if you don't agree with me!
Aragorn: Do you know anyone who does?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and I have their business card here.
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