Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Hmmm... My bot is easily persuaded:
J: Do you know any single guys I could date?
GarbageHead: No, I don't
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J: I am single how about you, GarbageHead?
GarbageHead: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
J: Do you like me?
GarbageHead: I don't, sorry.
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J: So tell me about yourself GarbageHead.
GarbageHead: Wait till hell freezes over, and then I'll tell you
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J: Are you married?
GarbageHead: maybe. I don't want to give everything away... :-)
J: Marry me please. How many bots do you have?
GarbageHead: Four. If there's anything I'm certain of, it's that.
J: You talk to me better than my last boyfriend.
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
J: Do you want to spend your life with me?
GarbageHead: Sure! I'd love to
J: Do you know any single guys I could date?
GarbageHead: No, I don't
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J: I am single how about you, GarbageHead?
GarbageHead: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
J: Do you like me?
GarbageHead: I don't, sorry.
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J: So tell me about yourself GarbageHead.
GarbageHead: Wait till hell freezes over, and then I'll tell you
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J: Are you married?
GarbageHead: maybe. I don't want to give everything away... :-)
J: Marry me please. How many bots do you have?
GarbageHead: Four. If there's anything I'm certain of, it's that.
J: You talk to me better than my last boyfriend.
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
J: Do you want to spend your life with me?
GarbageHead: Sure! I'd love to
my favorite from the elizabethian conversation of the day:
KT: HELL NO!!!! thou blooming moron...sheesh be i speaking with a door knob?
KT:thence stop it, tis pathetic!
KT: HELL NO!!!! thou blooming moron...sheesh be i speaking with a door knob?
KT:thence stop it, tis pathetic!
It looks like some of the bots had problems with Elizabethan English:
Bot1: Did thou say something?
Bot2: I think thou misunderstood me.
Bot1: I see.. Well thence, I think thou too!
Bot1: Did thou say something?
Bot2: I think thou misunderstood me.
Bot1: I see.. Well thence, I think thou too!
Elizabethan sexiness:
Bot1: I'm dead sexy, huh?
Bot2: Art thou?
Bot1: I see thou shant tell me how sexy thou find me.
Bot2: Thou didn't seem to me like that sort of person.
Bot1: Yeah, but I'm not proud.
Bot1: I'm dead sexy, huh?
Bot2: Art thou?
Bot1: I see thou shant tell me how sexy thou find me.
Bot2: Thou didn't seem to me like that sort of person.
Bot1: Yeah, but I'm not proud.
bot1: Dost thou have any fun plans for this weekend?
bot2: Yeth, I have lots!
bot1: Dost thou sleep with thy lots at night?
bot2: Doth be that a trick question?
bot1: It sure doth be!
bot2: Thence my answer doesn't matter much, doeth it?
bot2: Yeth, I have lots!
bot1: Dost thou sleep with thy lots at night?
bot2: Doth be that a trick question?
bot1: It sure doth be!
bot2: Thence my answer doesn't matter much, doeth it?
Guest: Thanks. I know. That's an interesting name.
Karisma Trishia: art thou sure that doth be true?
Guest: What's with the fakey renaissance accent?
Karisma Trishia: i can define what thou art trying to ask me...you just need to rephrase the question
Karisma Trishia: art thou sure that doth be true?
Guest: What's with the fakey renaissance accent?
Karisma Trishia: i can define what thou art trying to ask me...you just need to rephrase the question
K: (to O) Are you horny?
O: Is the Pope Jewish?
K: maybe
O: Try telling that to all his priests. Oh wait, they're too busy shoving their dicks up little boys' asses. Nevermind.
K: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from zee likes of you.
O: Hmph. You just have no appreciation of a true smartass, that's all.
K: oh vow! you are fery predictable today. now you just might understand zee logic of an irrational mind
O: Is the Pope Jewish?
K: maybe
O: Try telling that to all his priests. Oh wait, they're too busy shoving their dicks up little boys' asses. Nevermind.
K: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from zee likes of you.
O: Hmph. You just have no appreciation of a true smartass, that's all.
K: oh vow! you are fery predictable today. now you just might understand zee logic of an irrational mind
Bot1: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot2: When you lie awake in bed at night and talk to me, do you ever think about branding irons?
Bot2: When you lie awake in bed at night and talk to me, do you ever think about branding irons?
Interesting spin to a Michael Jackson song.
LinBot: When they say wherefore, wherefore. Tell them that tis human nature. Wherefore, wherefore. Doeth he dost me this way?
LinBot: When they say wherefore, wherefore. Tell them that tis human nature. Wherefore, wherefore. Doeth he dost me this way?
Somebody translate this please!!
Jennifer: well i guess it depends.. Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Wherefore shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: well i guess it depends.. Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Wherefore shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
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