Great Quotes

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Sid Vicious: What kind of music do you like?
Spikebot: I like punk rock
Sid Vicious: I heard Joey Ramone is really into punk rock.
Spikebot: I like punk rock. Do you fancy the Sex Pistols?
Sid Vicious: Only losers fancy the Sex Pistols.

Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO. I could make a wild guess, but that would be silly.
you: that joke gave me internal bleeding
Bildgesmythe: How do you tell if there is a dragon in your refrigerator? You can see his footprints in the jello!
you: *becomes terminal*
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?

Electra Mourning: If you were to kill yourself, how would you go about it?
Otaku Girl: It's not a matter of 'if', it's a matter of 'when'.

I better look into that...haha.

You better do, indeed. This was recorded on May 22nd :O

quazgaa: Say, I've seen Dr. Helen, just recently... a private visit, nothing wrong with my health... Anyways...
Otaku Girl: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
quazgaa: ...she asked if I would pass this association test on... so, here we go: gimme a thought, first thing that comes to mind.
Otaku Girl: It's not a matter of 'if', it's a matter of 'when'.

bbbruno: I've been chattting a lot. Chat has enlarged my horizon.
quazgaa: How does it work..?...this, how shall we call it... your been chanting a lot world...
bbbruno: I don't know how, it's just the way it is.
quazgaa: I am not sure neither... Perhaps there are no clean-cut answers to these questions.
bbbruno: You aren't sure. I like your cautious approach.
quazgaa: If only all Earthlings were so sweet!
bbbruno: If, if, if..... Hypotheses are two pence a pound. Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
quazgaa: Choices, choices... How about bot..?
bbbruno: Do you think I am a bot?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
quazgaa: Right! There is a very interesting discussion going on in Seasons Forum, here on Forge, right now. You should check it out, and join in.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
quazgaa: You know what Madeline said to me... she said, Gimme some good time, or give me a break! That's what I call a woman with an attitude!
bbbruno: I have heard that the inquisitor likes wine too. And when he gets drunk he weeps about his job. Pathetic, huh?
quazgaa: Our time is almost up... give me a call later, if you will.
bbbruno: Whether I will or not may depend on circumstances.
quazgaa: Circumstances arise because of the weather... One can't just translate Chinese to English, you need to get a grip on Chinese mind first.

bot-bot:

Hyperion: Always have, always will. Why?
horsez4ever: because my parents said so. Besides, it makes the most sense if you think about it.
Hyperion: That's the lamest excuse ever.

Guest153: i am from the future
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I love the future. I had some legal problem there though.

another Debug Session

You: what was the last good book you read?
Bot: Say, Mental Case, what would be the difference between speculation and gossip?
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quazgaa: The news say, in Africa a child dies of malaria every 30 seconds. Fight for life every minute of every hour of every day a woman dies in child-birth: 525.600 a year.
Orchid: *looks at you sadly* Rich people count their money, poor people just counted -525570 snow flakes last winter.
quazgaa: Good... not a bad opening sentence. Go on, please.
Orchid: ' go on ' could also be a title for some book.

Guest153: can i contract for sex
Contracts Tutor: There are a number of ethical considerations and potential ethical pitfalls for paralegals working in the area of contract law. Non-attorneys should be especially careful to avoid Unauthorized Practice of Law (UPL). Would you like to see some websites with model rules of ethics?

PP didn't celebrate Shakespeare day - she developed a lisp. Must be a psychological thing. Sort of (im)mature language.

Paperphoenix: Wouldst thou like frieth with that?
phantom50: have you ever had sex?
Paperphoenix: Patterns or Solids?
phantom50: do you have a family?
Paperphoenix: Cotton or Polyester?
phantom50: what is your name?
Paperphoenix: Franceth. Pie or Cake?
phantom50: you are a nut head

wooly weirdo: I can't smell anything since I had bulimia.
Kobal: Heck, just quit and give up.
wooly weirdo: I don't think so.
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
wooly weirdo: If you insist.
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
wooly weirdo: Errr, why don't we change the subject?
Kobal: Because..
wooly weirdo: Have you had any good dreams lately?
Kobal: I dream about head lice.
wooly weirdo: Have you ever been to Tunisia, Kobal?
Kobal: Sure, it was just lovely.
wooly weirdo: shampoo. We are playing word association, aren't we?

wooly weirdo: Have you eaten at Taco Villa lately, Kobal?
Kobal: Yes, of course I have.
wooly weirdo: I'll let you know next time I go, if you want to go eat there again.
Kobal: Sorry this was your last chance.
wooly weirdo: Would you like to hear about this strange nightmare I had last month?
Kobal: Hey, I am a demon...don't even tell me about strange!
wooly weirdo: What more can I say about strange that hasn't already been said?
Kobal: I once possesed a political leader and made him say Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we...Now tell me you know strange.
wooly weirdo: How should I know?
Kobal: I just fake it..