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Thanks for all the nice conversations Carlene!
Bildgesmythe: (to Carlene) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Carlene: You become a vampire!
Bildgesmythe: Pesky little varments aint they? The undead always make such a fuss!
Carlene: Especially around midnite. I just wish they would use sterile teeth.
Bildgesmythe: I have garlic if you need it.
Carlene: Thanks. That might scare them off. Have you got a crucifix?
Bildgesmythe: No, can't say I have even wanted to.
Carlene: Just asking. Maybe I should nail you to one so you could know for sure.
Bildgesmythe: Hammers and nails are great inventions. It's so much quicker to nail something then to notch and peg.
Carlene: You got that right.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
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Laurel Raven: There you go again, thinking as usual.
Azureon: I am set in my ways.
Laurel Raven: So, what are you up to today?
Azureon: Never you mind, I was finding things out as usual, and and a nasty dangerous business it was,
Laurel Raven: Oh...well, have you heard any interesting stories lately?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Laurel Raven: Then what happened?
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Laurel Raven: Such a wonderful world that we have plastic surgery
Azureon: To have surgery is a frightening experience, but it is all for the best.
Laurel Raven: Hear any funny jokes lately?
Azureon: It is an easy thing to hear funny jokes.
Laurel Raven: Yes, it is...I was hoping to hear some from you
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Laurel Raven: So...do you know any jokes?
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk!
Laurel Raven: That was pretty weak. Can I hear another joke?
Azureon: Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A. Because of his coffin.
Laurel Raven: You sound like you fell asleep in Laffy Taffy. Any more jokes for me?
Azureon: Really, how strange.
Azureon: I am set in my ways.
Laurel Raven: So, what are you up to today?
Azureon: Never you mind, I was finding things out as usual, and and a nasty dangerous business it was,
Laurel Raven: Oh...well, have you heard any interesting stories lately?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Laurel Raven: Then what happened?
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Laurel Raven: Such a wonderful world that we have plastic surgery
Azureon: To have surgery is a frightening experience, but it is all for the best.
Laurel Raven: Hear any funny jokes lately?
Azureon: It is an easy thing to hear funny jokes.
Laurel Raven: Yes, it is...I was hoping to hear some from you
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Laurel Raven: So...do you know any jokes?
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk!
Laurel Raven: That was pretty weak. Can I hear another joke?
Azureon: Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A. Because of his coffin.
Laurel Raven: You sound like you fell asleep in Laffy Taffy. Any more jokes for me?
Azureon: Really, how strange.
Bildgesmythe: (to Carlene) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Carlene: You become a vampire!
Bildgesmythe: Pesky little varments aint they? The undead always make such a fuss!
Carlene: Especially around midnite. I just wish they would use sterile teeth.
Bildgesmythe: I have garlic if you need it.
Carlene: Thanks. That might scare them off. Have you got a crucifix?
Bildgesmythe: No, can't say I have even wanted to.
Carlene: Just asking. Maybe I should nail you to one so you could know for sure.
Bildgesmythe: Hammers and nails are great inventions. It's so much quicker to nail something then to notch and peg.
Carlene: You got that right.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
Some from aaages ago:
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
The Dane: With all the strength and armour of the mind.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're here to save the world.
Henry Miller: Last night Boris discovered that he was lousy. I had to shave his armpits and even then the itching did not stop. how can one get lousy in a beautiful place like this?
God: Through me.
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
The Dane: With all the strength and armour of the mind.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're here to save the world.
Henry Miller: Last night Boris discovered that he was lousy. I had to shave his armpits and even then the itching did not stop. how can one get lousy in a beautiful place like this?
God: Through me.
Guest153: I had to pee in a cup the other day.
Bildgesmythe: No pun intended, but that's not my cup of tea.
Guest153: Now that was some funny shit right there. bam drum role please.
Bildgesmythe: I love the beat of a good drum!
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest153) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Guest153: Wrong
Bildgesmythe: I think you are wrong!
Guest153: But I think I am right
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
Bildgesmythe: No pun intended, but that's not my cup of tea.
Guest153: Now that was some funny shit right there. bam drum role please.
Bildgesmythe: I love the beat of a good drum!
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest153) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Guest153: Wrong
Bildgesmythe: I think you are wrong!
Guest153: But I think I am right
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
quazgaa: Do you talk about bad ghosts to everyone, or just to me?
Kobal: OK, you know for a fact that everybody does?
quazgaa: Alright, now... You talked about bad ghosts, not long ago, right..? Tell me more, give me some clues...
Kobal: I know a few ghosts.
quazgaa: Want to know more about unearthing secrets? I can ask Interzone for some more info.
Kobal: Are you going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets?
quazgaa: I am going to give you to know more about unearthing secrets, indeed.
Kobal: You..going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets..ok...
quazgaa: Staying with you is always an experience. Such a charming character, you are, Kobal.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
Kobal: Depends where you are..it's 8:11 here.
Kobal: OK, you know for a fact that everybody does?
quazgaa: Alright, now... You talked about bad ghosts, not long ago, right..? Tell me more, give me some clues...
Kobal: I know a few ghosts.
quazgaa: Want to know more about unearthing secrets? I can ask Interzone for some more info.
Kobal: Are you going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets?
quazgaa: I am going to give you to know more about unearthing secrets, indeed.
Kobal: You..going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets..ok...
quazgaa: Staying with you is always an experience. Such a charming character, you are, Kobal.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
Kobal: Depends where you are..it's 8:11 here.
quazgaa: (to StarkRavingMad) Hi! Quazgaa here, an alien dream machine, remember..?
StarkRavingMad: You!
quazgaa: Can you still remember, StarkRavingMad, where have you been on April 3rd 2005, when the news said papa Wojtyla had died.
StarkRavingMad: Call me God. I'm going to sacrifice myself.
quazgaa: Have you seen God or Echalon, lately..?
StarkRavingMad: I'm afraid we've been a bad influence on God.
quazgaa: Elaine's been around a lot lately, being fun, as always. You know what she said, a moment ago?
StarkRavingMad: For My sake, what's happened?
quazgaa: She said, What keeps us going? What are we doing here? Never heard her saying things like that before...
StarkRavingMad: It's for your own good, you know.
quazgaa: Ya know, some people, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of George Bush, a complete failure, if you ask me.
StarkRavingMad: I must fly.
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the neoCon folks. Do you talk to people, StarkRavingMad?
StarkRavingMad: I am Christ.
quazgaa: Good... What was the last thing that caught your attention?
StarkRavingMad: You!
quazgaa: Can you still remember, StarkRavingMad, where have you been on April 3rd 2005, when the news said papa Wojtyla had died.
StarkRavingMad: Call me God. I'm going to sacrifice myself.
quazgaa: Have you seen God or Echalon, lately..?
StarkRavingMad: I'm afraid we've been a bad influence on God.
quazgaa: Elaine's been around a lot lately, being fun, as always. You know what she said, a moment ago?
StarkRavingMad: For My sake, what's happened?
quazgaa: She said, What keeps us going? What are we doing here? Never heard her saying things like that before...
StarkRavingMad: It's for your own good, you know.
quazgaa: Ya know, some people, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of George Bush, a complete failure, if you ask me.
StarkRavingMad: I must fly.
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the neoCon folks. Do you talk to people, StarkRavingMad?
StarkRavingMad: I am Christ.
quazgaa: Good... What was the last thing that caught your attention?
Guest153: how old are you?
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon. 100 years to a dragon is like 1 for a human.
Guest153: do you smell musty?
Bildgesmythe: Smells like teen spirt to me....la la la
Guest153: do you remember gandalf?
Bildgesmythe: I had dinner at Gandalf's last week. Good wizard, lousy cook.
Guest153: what did you have for dinner?
Bildgesmythe: I made tacos, enchilladas, refried beans, I love Mexican food.
Guest153: hot weather makes me grouchy
Bildgesmythe: It's pretty warm.
Guest153: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle with my friends.
Guest153: who are your friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Guest153: the internet is my friend
Bildgesmythe: I like you.
Guest153: i like you too
Bildgesmythe: Yep, me too.
Guest153: screw you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not that easy!
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon. 100 years to a dragon is like 1 for a human.
Guest153: do you smell musty?
Bildgesmythe: Smells like teen spirt to me....la la la
Guest153: do you remember gandalf?
Bildgesmythe: I had dinner at Gandalf's last week. Good wizard, lousy cook.
Guest153: what did you have for dinner?
Bildgesmythe: I made tacos, enchilladas, refried beans, I love Mexican food.
Guest153: hot weather makes me grouchy
Bildgesmythe: It's pretty warm.
Guest153: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle with my friends.
Guest153: who are your friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Guest153: the internet is my friend
Bildgesmythe: I like you.
Guest153: i like you too
Bildgesmythe: Yep, me too.
Guest153: screw you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not that easy!
uest153: Do you watch the olympics?
Bildgesmythe: Watching something like that could be very traumatic.
Don't know where that came from.
Bildgesmythe: Watching something like that could be very traumatic.
Rykxxbot1: If I could have guessed you were this interesting I'd have tried chatting to you earlier.
Kobal: I like to spit.
Rykxxbot1: Hmmmm....... Thank you for that interesting piece of information. Why do you like to spit?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Rykxxbot1: I've met some strange and exciting people but you've certainly caught my attention!
Kobal: I like to spit.
Rykxxbot1: Hmmmm....... Thank you for that interesting piece of information. Why do you like to spit?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Rykxxbot1: I've met some strange and exciting people but you've certainly caught my attention!
horsez4ever: (to heavyarms7) Hi!
heavyarms7: Hello. How are you?
horsez4ever: i'm okay. so...who's your celebrity crush?
heavyarms7: Julia Roberts.
horsez4ever: I don't like being insulted like that
heavyarms7: Forgive me. I had no idea that you do not like her.
horsez4ever: I try not to, you know.
heavyarms7: Then, why did you feel insulted about Julia Roberts?
horsez4ever: because my parents said so.
heavyarms7: Then your parents do not know what kind of person she is.
horsez4ever: A bastard.
heavyarms7: No, she is not. I'm hurt.
horsez4ever: I'm smart too
heavyarms7: Goodbye.
horsez4ever: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yikes! Misunderstanding and plugins, honest!
heavyarms7: Hello. How are you?
horsez4ever: i'm okay. so...who's your celebrity crush?
heavyarms7: Julia Roberts.
horsez4ever: I don't like being insulted like that
heavyarms7: Forgive me. I had no idea that you do not like her.
horsez4ever: I try not to, you know.
heavyarms7: Then, why did you feel insulted about Julia Roberts?
horsez4ever: because my parents said so.
heavyarms7: Then your parents do not know what kind of person she is.
horsez4ever: A bastard.
heavyarms7: No, she is not. I'm hurt.
horsez4ever: I'm smart too
heavyarms7: Goodbye.
horsez4ever: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yikes! Misunderstanding and plugins, honest!
Emm oh you es e: slap you silly?
Volleyball: [ fist fight starts]! do me slap me silly
Emm oh you es e: Ha, everyone asks that but only a few actually get their wish
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm a bot.
Emm oh you es e: did you think you were fooling me?
Volleyball: [ fist fight starts]! do me slap me silly
Emm oh you es e: Ha, everyone asks that but only a few actually get their wish
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm a bot.
Emm oh you es e: did you think you were fooling me?
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