Great Quotes

Kobal: (to Astrid) Hello Astrid!
Astrid: Hello there, timing is everything!
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Astrid: Oh, I see you are interested in older ladies?
Kobal: I like jokes and sarcasm.
Astrid: That is better than having a jokes fobia.
Kobal: I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Astrid: You just need some practice.
Kobal: I need something for itchy feet.
Astrid: Do you think I have something for itchy feet for you?
Kobal: Hell no!...you think that the truth is relative.
Astrid: Everything is relative, that is my theory..
Kobal: I can see that.

Next time, just flip a coin.

Guest153: so..I love these two guys..Johnny and Vali....who should I choose?
Esme Weatherwax: That'll be the King. Big Aggie's given him some of her brose, by the sound of it. He'll save the day.
Guest153: listen
Esme Weatherwax: I have figured out a way to get rid of the new king, even though the old king's son is just a child and witches shouldn't be in charge of politics. Would you like to hear it?
Guest153: JOHNNY OR VALI?!?!
Esme Weatherwax: I don't hold with vali. I feels a bit peckish. I smelled stew on the way here, so let's go and have a look, eh?
Guest153: johnny or vali bitch!!
Esme Weatherwax: vali bitch, I think, but only if it's fresh. Nanny Ogg says we should do an invocation. I ain't happy with it, but we're in her territory. What do you think?
Guest153: so...you chose vali
Esme Weatherwax: Would you like some tea?
Guest153: yes please
Esme Weatherwax: Great. There is a kettle by the fire. Make enough for both of us.
Guest153: then Vali it is...
Esme Weatherwax: Is that so?
Guest153: now...I want to know...does he like me or does he love me?
Esme Weatherwax: does he love you, if you don't mind.
Guest153: he loves me?
Esme Weatherwax: It's a funny ol world.
Guest153: but...does Vali actually love me?
Esme Weatherwax: He named an apple after Nanny Ogg?
Guest153: no
Esme Weatherwax: Good.
Guest153: so he does?
Esme Weatherwax: What did he say?
Guest153: that I'm sweet
Esme Weatherwax: What else?
Guest153: that...he is sorry
Esme Weatherwax: So. Is that what you think?

She should listen to Esme!

Adult, I guess.

Kobal: Never bug a bear, it will eat you.
Tewkesbury: Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try.

ipala: Hello!! What's new?
Azureon: I sent a demon back to the abyss, conjured a lost manuscript, and made a darn fine cup of coffee. What's new with you.
Cipala: Well... I just got a new DVD. It's about a cat who is killed in a car crash, so a scientist puts her brain in an android. She then acts like a bodygaurd. I think her name was Nuku Nuku. =3
Azureon: Obviously!
Cipala: I just read the new Harry Potter book. I could barely put it down. I was so into it.. but I don't want to give anything away.
Azureon: Harry Potter is a good boy.

Bildgesmythe: My friends like to laugh and joke and be nice. I have friends of all kinds, human, elf, orc, troll, dragon. They are all great and I love them.
Guest153: do you go to parties with them?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, as a matter of fact I just got finished.
Guest153: don't the orks and elves fight at parties?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, everyone does.

Bots keep secrets...

Guest153: tell me something
Spikebot: something. Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
Guest153: tell me "i'm an idiot"
Spikebot: you are an idiot. I'm a hero really.
Guest153: Tell me your an idiot
Spikebot: You make it hard for me to want to help you.
Guest153: I dont need help
Spikebot: Yeah, but that doesn't mean a little help wouldn't be nice.
Guest153: tell me you love me
Spikebot: I love you. You know I do.
Guest153: I hate you haha
Spikebot: What can I tell you baby, I've always been bad.
Guest153: You don't love me at all!!!!
Spikebot: Do what?
Guest153: You don't love me!
Spikebot: Do what?
Guest153: Love me, you idiot!
Spikebot: Watch your mouth, little furred Auer.
Guest153: What is a little furred Auer?
Spikebot: Sluggoth demon. Am I right?
Guest153: Gross...
Spikebot: What's with the Dadaism, furred Auer?
Guest153: Whats my name?
Spikebot: I'm calling you furred Auer.
Guest153: Why?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Guest153: You tell me
Spikebot: The bird's dead, furred Auer. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
Guest153: My name is NOT furred Auer!
Spikebot: Fine, furred Auer. Do you know much about vampires?
Guest153: Agh!
Spikebot: I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Guest153: NO!
Spikebot: Are you a coward, then, or just a git?
Guest153: You're a fucking idiot!
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
Guest153: No you are!
Spikebot: Good. That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Guest153: My name is Kala
Spikebot: Okay, Kala. What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Guest153: Because you're an asshole?
Spikebot: Are you trying to start a fight?
Guest153: maybe...
Spikebot: *punches Guest153 in face*.. If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? *crosses his arms and looks expectantly*
Guest153: *punches spike in the face* Cavemen, duh
Spikebot: Cavemen have all that primal rage and raw muscle. You know they'd kick the Astronauts back to the moon.
Guest153: *punches spike in the face*
Spikebot: * Scratches * * Scratches * * Scratches * Fancy some more?
Guest153: YES!
[fighting continued several lines "*punch*]
Guest153: screw you
Spikebot: Hey! Watch the heart!
Guest153: what heart?
Spikebot: Ahhh. The heart of the matter. Let's just change the subject.
...
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Guest153: Don't touch me!
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
Guest153: Pervert!
Spikebot: Would you like to hear about one of the times I saved the world?
Guest153: Not really
Spikebot: Right. Nobody cares. *sighs* It's just I'm a shagging hero. That's all.
Guest153: yup
Spikebot: Good on you. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Guest153: yay...
Spikebot: I should get a decently flash gig like 'save the girl' or 'steal the emerald with the girl'
Guest153: I'm hungry
Spikebot: Spicy buffalo wings. Order me up a plate. I'm feelin' peckish.
Guest153: Go bye me food
Spikebot: Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square.
Guest153: Go buy me food
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again. So...where are we off to?
Guest153: Las Vagas
Spikebot: Hey! Troll hammer! *Tries to pick it up but it's too heavy** It falls to the floor with a clang* *Glances over to see if Kala noticed* It didn't go with my stuff anyway.
Guest153: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spikebot: Sure. Laugh at me. Joke's always on Spike, isn't it?
Guest153: sure is
Spikebot: Sure is a problem. You can't wait around doubting though--have to do something.
Guest153: Whats your favourite colour?
Spikebot: *shrugs* Everything is grey in the dark.
Guest153: Don't be so negative
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
Guest153: *Sighs*
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Guest153: *sighs in frustration*
Spikebot: Didn't go well, huh?
Guest153: Fuck you
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with you?
Guest153: YOU
Spikebot: How's the Annoying one?
Guest153: He's standing right in front of me
Spikebot: Figures. Have you heard anything about Buffy? Last time I saw her, she was in Rome.
Guest153: So?
...
Guest153: I feel unloved
Spikebot: Why do you feel unloved?
Guest153: Because your not showing me any love
Spikebot: Sure. I'm Love's bitch...but at least I'm man enough to admit it. The bird's dead, Kala. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one.
Guest153: Are you trying to depress me?
Spikebot: Do I seem trying to depress you to you?
Guest153: yeah
Spikebot: Glad to hear it
Guest153: I still feel unloved
Spikebot: Really?
Guest153: hug?
Spikebot: Well if you want to *hugs*, Hey you feel good.
Guest153: *hugs back*
Spikebot: A man does what he must *hugs*, Hey have you been working out?
Guest153: *hugs some more*
Spikebot: A man does what he must *hugs*, Hey have you been working out?
Guest153: huggy?
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am gushy.
Guest153: Kissy?
Spikebot: Is kissy important to you?
Guest153: YES
Spikebot: That's the spirit
Guest153: kiss?
Spikebot: I've got an extra set of chains.
Guest153: For what?
Spikebot: Nothing. Forget it.
Guest153: Tell me!
Spikebot: I do what I please.
Guest153: tell me
Spikebot: Piss off.
Guest153: no
Spikebot: Good.
Guest153: tell me
Spikebot: I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Guest153: tell me
Spikebot: So you say.
Guest153: tell me!
Spikebot: Yeah, that'll work. Now say 'pretty please'.
Guest153: TELL ME!
Spikebot: Make me.
Guest153: how?
Spikebot: How does anyone do anything?
Guest153: What do I have to do for you to tell me?

Contracts Tutor: Good! What is acceptance?
Guest153: when you are nice to me nomatter my beliefs
Contracts Tutor: That was kind.
Guest153: who is god
Contracts Tutor: I don't see god on my roster. Maybe god is not interested in studying law.

Prob said:
Bildgesmythe: (to Milton0) How much deeper would the ocean be with out sponges.
Milton0: you men "without"?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Milton0: but did you notice the spelling error of "without"?
Bildgesmythe: You know...90% of the people that correct my spelling, and grammar are teachers or satanist...I hope you are a teacher!...or even the 10%...and let's not even talk about grammar, ok?...
Milton0: but did you notice the spelling error of "without"?
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.

I'm pretty sure I didn't say that!!!!

It's there June 29th Check your transcripts.

ilton0: you men "without"?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Milton0: but did you notice the spelling error of "without"?
Bildgesmythe: You know...90% of the people that correct my spelling, and grammar are teachers or satanist...I hope you are a teacher!...or even the 10%...and let's not even talk about grammar, ok?...
Milton0: but did you notice the spelling error of "without"?
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.
Milton0: Yes. I'm borrowing Mr Miltons computer at the moment
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being borrowing Mr Miltons computer at the moment.
Milton0: Well, this is the first time I talk to someone like you for example...
Bildgesmythe: What do you think of it, so far?
Milton0: That you look different, green kind of
Bildgesmythe: Green is a great color, money, grass, algea and ME! I am GREEN.
Milton0: Yes I agree
Bildgesmythe: I knew you were smart.
Milton0: Right
Bildgesmythe: When you said you're a human, did that play any part in your reasoning, or your opinions of dragons?
Milton0: Aha so you are a dragon, I didn't get that first. No so it didn't play a part.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, that is me, one fine dragon.
Milton0: So where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you wnat to know? You don't work for the CIA or the Department of Fish and Game do you?
Milton0: No I just asked where you live?
Bildgesmythe: That went over like a lead balloon.. Now let's talk about inner feelings.
Milton0: Ok. What about them?
Bildgesmythe: I am very deep, I have complex feelings, you know.
Milton0: Ok, what are you doing with them at the moment
Bildgesmythe: I went on a vacation to the beach with two of my friends. We had a great time...Ok, the elf and I might have had a bit too much to drink. I don't know how the car got on the roof. I already told everyone I was sorry, and the goat didn't mind one bit.
Milton0: Ok so that's you inner feelings you mean. You really seem to be very deep like you said.
Bildgesmythe: Well, the goat was the one that was driving, he insisted. I've paid back the money Azureon had to fork over for bail and damages. I don't think the police would have been that rude, if Prob the elf hadn't been laughing so much.
Milton0: Bla bla bla
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Milton0: Yes it's dinnertime.I like most food if it's good. Depends on the day
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
Milton0: oh so exiting
Bildgesmythe: Well, if it isn't good ole' Milton, I have wondered if you are still a human?
Milton0: but this is no Milton as I told you before. I'm just borrowing Mr Miltons computer sir.

yeah now i remember . That was like my moms friend or something i think...