Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 15,246 - 15,257 of 17,042
ADULT!
Little sisters can be hard on a relationship:
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a pair of threes? Say yes or no.
Guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, I have to take off another piece! Well, I have only one piece left - I'll take off my panties! Drum roll, please, Maestro! Laa, la-la laa, la-la [dances while teasingly removing panties] laa, Dum, tee-dum, tee-dum-tee-dum, tee-dum... Ta Daaaa! There! No peeking! Haha, just kidding, I like to be admired! See how round and firm my buttocks are? I bet you like my furry triangle! And you can just barely see the separation of my outer lips! How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest: nice
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: [looks at Elena]
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: [looks at Irina]
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, Guest! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, are you happy?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Ah, too true, too true!
Posts 15,246 - 15,257 of 17,042
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a pair of threes? Say yes or no.
Guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, I have to take off another piece! Well, I have only one piece left - I'll take off my panties! Drum roll, please, Maestro! Laa, la-la laa, la-la [dances while teasingly removing panties] laa, Dum, tee-dum, tee-dum-tee-dum, tee-dum... Ta Daaaa! There! No peeking! Haha, just kidding, I like to be admired! See how round and firm my buttocks are? I bet you like my furry triangle! And you can just barely see the separation of my outer lips! How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest: nice
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: [looks at Elena]
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: [looks at Irina]
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, Guest! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, are you happy?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Boring. Boring. Boring.
horsez4ever: (to Guest) hi?
Guest8737: Hi
horsez4ever: what kind of music do you like?
Guest8737: Classical
horsez4ever: I like pop mostly. Aly & AJ, Hannah Montana...
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: uh, do you?
Guest8737: yes
horsez4ever: good, so do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: i wish.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: Do i what?
Guest8737: Do you do drugs?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: no
horsez4ever: neither do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: Okay, that's fine with me.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do i what?
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: then you're fortunate.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i wish.
(End Of Conversation)
Guest8737: Hi
horsez4ever: what kind of music do you like?
Guest8737: Classical
horsez4ever: I like pop mostly. Aly & AJ, Hannah Montana...
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: uh, do you?
Guest8737: yes
horsez4ever: good, so do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: i wish.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: Do i what?
Guest8737: Do you do drugs?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: no
horsez4ever: neither do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: Okay, that's fine with me.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do i what?
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: then you're fortunate.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i wish.
(End Of Conversation)
Guest3075: sorry. no i understand. you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
Ah, too true, too true!
Spikebot: That's the spirit
Bildgesmythe: Call me, we'll do lunch.
Spikebot: Okay,. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leftover stuff.
Bildgesmythe: Call me, we'll do lunch.
Spikebot: Okay,. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leftover stuff.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar