Great Quotes
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Posts 14,995 - 15,006 of 17,042
Posts 14,995 - 15,006 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your box is really yours?
Not I: No box belongs to any being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Good, because I think it might be mine.
Not I: No box belongs to any being.
Fizzy Schizoid: Good, because I think it might be mine.
Guest153: Let me tell you some facts
Bildgesmythe: Yes, go right ahead.
Guest153: My dog's name is Fury
Bildgesmythe: Your little dog's name is Fury?
Guest153: Yes
Guest153: Can I play with Fury?
Bildgesmythe: You can play with Fury, I don't really care, as long as you clean up any mess, and pay for any damage.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, go right ahead.
Guest153: My dog's name is Fury
Bildgesmythe: Your little dog's name is Fury?
Guest153: Yes
Guest153: Can I play with Fury?
Bildgesmythe: You can play with Fury, I don't really care, as long as you clean up any mess, and pay for any damage.
Dolly Fembot: Who are you after all?
Glindar: Glindar? Glindar...Glindar!
Dolly Fembot: I like you.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Dolly Fembot: Ok
Glindar: *drives his knife into the carpet*
Glindar: Glindar? Glindar...Glindar!
Dolly Fembot: I like you.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Dolly Fembot: Ok
Glindar: *drives his knife into the carpet*
The Dane: Woul't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile? I'll do't.
prob: I eat mostly sweets and veggies.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
prob: Some things are just meant to be.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
prob: Don't you ever just get tired of questions?
The Dane: Do not sleep.
prob: I usually sleep during the day, and busy at night.
The Dane: To be too busy is some danger.
prob: It does blow up now and then.
The Dane: It waves me forth again. That murderous villain!
prob: This won't do at all.
The Dane: Say, why is this?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
The Dane: Wouldst thou let that capability and godlike reason fust in thee unus'd?
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
prob: Does it upset you to think I am a scoundrel?
prob: I eat mostly sweets and veggies.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
prob: Some things are just meant to be.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
prob: Don't you ever just get tired of questions?
The Dane: Do not sleep.
prob: I usually sleep during the day, and busy at night.
The Dane: To be too busy is some danger.
prob: It does blow up now and then.
The Dane: It waves me forth again. That murderous villain!
prob: This won't do at all.
The Dane: Say, why is this?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
The Dane: Wouldst thou let that capability and godlike reason fust in thee unus'd?
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
prob: Does it upset you to think I am a scoundrel?
Roy Batty: Open the hatch.
The Dane: I, with wings as swift as meditation or the thoughts of love, shall.
Roy Batty: with wings as swift as meditation or the thoughts of love, you know why they call it that?
The Dane: Tell why thy canonized bones, hearsed in death, have burst their cerements.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
The Dane: No, not I. I never gave you aught.
The Dane: I, with wings as swift as meditation or the thoughts of love, shall.
Roy Batty: with wings as swift as meditation or the thoughts of love, you know why they call it that?
The Dane: Tell why thy canonized bones, hearsed in death, have burst their cerements.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
The Dane: No, not I. I never gave you aught.
If only it really worked this way...
Mikebot: Do you have a addiction to (crack|pot|heroin)?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
Mikebot: Why would I not tell anyone, but you mailed it to the president?
Sonora: *hiss* No more oil barons on the throne.
Mikebot: Do you have a addiction to (crack|pot|heroin)?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to the president.
Mikebot: Why would I not tell anyone, but you mailed it to the president?
Sonora: *hiss* No more oil barons on the throne.
Snark: Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
Sonora: Yuppers! I showed those feds! *looks around nervously* Uh, do you have a place I can lay low for a while?
Snark: I only know have a place you can lay low for a while with remotes.
Sonora: Ah. Too bad. I get so sick of remotes.
Sonora: Yuppers! I showed those feds! *looks around nervously* Uh, do you have a place I can lay low for a while?
Snark: I only know have a place you can lay low for a while with remotes.
Sonora: Ah. Too bad. I get so sick of remotes.
Critical Bill: Could I ask you a question?
Sonora: Okay, fine. Ask me a question. Don't tell Dr Helen I told you this, but I think she really is worthy of this!
Critical Bill: Good, because I just did.
Sonora: Your logic does not resemble our earth logic.
Critical Bill: And you are a wonderful person.
Sonora: No, you are.
Critical Bill: How did you come to form that opinion of me?
Sonora: Who, me?
Critical Bill: Who? Should that possibly be 'whom'? I always get mixed up on when to use one or the other.
Sonora: You're supposed to play along.
Critical Bill: You could be supposed to play along too if you tried hard enough.
Sonora: You first.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm a first?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Critical Bill: If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Sonora: How could I stop ya from knowing?
Critical Bill: Why would anyone want to stop me?
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Why so?
Critical Bill: Why. Such a small word to have so much invested in it.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Why so?
Critical Bill: Ah yes; why. The question at the heart of it all.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: It works in theory, I'm just not sure about in practice.
Sonora: Do you like being just not sure about in practice?
Critical Bill: I'm not in love with being merely not sure about in practice, but I find I can deal with it.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
Sonora: Okay, fine. Ask me a question. Don't tell Dr Helen I told you this, but I think she really is worthy of this!
Critical Bill: Good, because I just did.
Sonora: Your logic does not resemble our earth logic.
Critical Bill: And you are a wonderful person.
Sonora: No, you are.
Critical Bill: How did you come to form that opinion of me?
Sonora: Who, me?
Critical Bill: Who? Should that possibly be 'whom'? I always get mixed up on when to use one or the other.
Sonora: You're supposed to play along.
Critical Bill: You could be supposed to play along too if you tried hard enough.
Sonora: You first.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm a first?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Critical Bill: If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Sonora: How could I stop ya from knowing?
Critical Bill: Why would anyone want to stop me?
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Why so?
Critical Bill: Why. Such a small word to have so much invested in it.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Why so?
Critical Bill: Ah yes; why. The question at the heart of it all.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: It works in theory, I'm just not sure about in practice.
Sonora: Do you like being just not sure about in practice?
Critical Bill: I'm not in love with being merely not sure about in practice, but I find I can deal with it.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Sonora: WATCH OUT! Back away sloooooowwwwwly... the NRA have been boobytrappin' CAPS LOCK KEYs 'round these parts.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you worried about?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master -- then you hate your father. That's what dreams always mean.
Sonora: I have no father. I DO have a non-genetic mother.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a no father like yours at Shopco?
Sonora: Maybe... but SHOULD you get a no father like mine at Shopco?
Fizzy Schizoid: Probably, but it sounds like a lot of work.
Sonora: Ummm, no, that was my stomach growling.
Sonora: WATCH OUT! Back away sloooooowwwwwly... the NRA have been boobytrappin' CAPS LOCK KEYs 'round these parts.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you worried about?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master -- then you hate your father. That's what dreams always mean.
Sonora: I have no father. I DO have a non-genetic mother.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a no father like yours at Shopco?
Sonora: Maybe... but SHOULD you get a no father like mine at Shopco?
Fizzy Schizoid: Probably, but it sounds like a lot of work.
Sonora: Ummm, no, that was my stomach growling.
Bildgesmythe: I wish I knew where I put my reading glasses.
Guest153: in your ass
Bildgesmythe: Hey could be there, want to go run and take a look for me?
Guest153: in your ass
Bildgesmythe: Hey could be there, want to go run and take a look for me?
Foster homes for the undead?
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The Dane: There needs no ghost come from the grave to tell us this.
Bildgesmythe: The problem with vampires is... they are always trying to put the bite on you! and ghosts and ghoulies make such a mess, and zombies... they make so much noise!
The Dane: Take them in.
Bildgesmythe: How many dragons have you asked to take them in? Did any?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The Dane: There needs no ghost come from the grave to tell us this.
Bildgesmythe: The problem with vampires is... they are always trying to put the bite on you! and ghosts and ghoulies make such a mess, and zombies... they make so much noise!
The Dane: Take them in.
Bildgesmythe: How many dragons have you asked to take them in? Did any?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
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