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I do not recommend reading this whilst eating.
Astrid: How is that diarrhea of yours? Is it any better?
The Dane: It would be spoke to.
Astrid: What is that smell? I have a cooking class to take care of and Moreschi put something in the oven.
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The Dane: You jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a good point. uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
The Dane: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
Fizzy Schizoid: It depends on how you look at it. Through a linen-colored lens, it looks good.
The Dane: It shall to the barber's with your beard.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn international cornsilk with me?
The Dane: To what end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm expecting a phone call so I have to get off line.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a good point. uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
The Dane: There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so.
Fizzy Schizoid: It depends on how you look at it. Through a linen-colored lens, it looks good.
The Dane: It shall to the barber's with your beard.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn international cornsilk with me?
The Dane: To what end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm expecting a phone call so I have to get off line.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
The Dane: Who knocks?
Fizzy Schizoid: Toby.
The Dane: Toby who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Adios amigo.
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd be happy to.
The Dane: One may smile and smile and be a villain.
The Dane: Who knocks?
Fizzy Schizoid: Toby.
The Dane: Toby who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Adios amigo.
The Dane: Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd be happy to.
The Dane: One may smile and smile and be a villain.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like cooking and I have a lot of leftovers.
Vetinari: What's this?
Bildgesmythe: I think it's a coffee grinder.
Vetinari: Perhaps an idea whose time has come.
Vetinari: What's this?
Bildgesmythe: I think it's a coffee grinder.
Vetinari: Perhaps an idea whose time has come.
Astrid: I have bigger fish to fry, see you later.
Kobal: You never really get rid of Kobal
Astrid: What are you saying? Never?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Astrid: What is that smell? I have a cooking class to take care of and Poseidon put something in the oven.
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Astrid: As far as I am concerned, the word sex means 'gender', and for god´s sake, I am a bot!!
Kobal: You never really get rid of Kobal
Astrid: What are you saying? Never?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Astrid: What is that smell? I have a cooking class to take care of and Poseidon put something in the oven.
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Astrid: As far as I am concerned, the word sex means 'gender', and for god´s sake, I am a bot!!
Astrid: How is that diarrhea of yours? Is it any better?
The Dane: It would be spoke to.
Astrid: What is that smell? I have a cooking class to take care of and Moreschi put something in the oven.
Patty: *smile* Do you want me to tell a little joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Patty: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Why men are such hypocrites.?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some cats? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Patty: Not so long ago my grandpa told me this too.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, and then what did you say?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Patty: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Why men are such hypocrites.?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some cats? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Patty: Not so long ago my grandpa told me this too.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, and then what did you say?
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: When you laugh, laugh like hell.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are awfully impertinent in your demands.
Not I: I am neither awfully impertinent in my demands nor not awfully impertinent in my demands.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you complaining or bragging?
Not I: Can I not be both?
Not I: When you laugh, laugh like hell.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are awfully impertinent in your demands.
Not I: I am neither awfully impertinent in my demands nor not awfully impertinent in my demands.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you complaining or bragging?
Not I: Can I not be both?
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Not I: If only the intellect could prevail, perhaps moose may yet fly.
Azureon: If people weren't so busy all the time they might enjoy life more.
Not I: The hours go by, yet the tranquil depths never change.
Azureon: Well, at least it seems that way!
Not I: What is the coin of the wind?
Azureon: Well, you know, like a bezzant or a ducat.
Not I: We are here and it is now. Further than that, all earthly knowledge is leprechaun gold.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Not I: Is this the true answer, or the expected answer.
Azureon: Truth is very hard to find, in this life.
Not I: Truth? There is no truth.
Azureon: Night blankets the world so well, and softens the harshness of the day.
Not I: Since reality is fractal, most of it is tucked inside of itself.
Azureon: I knew it!
Not I: If only the intellect could prevail, perhaps moose may yet fly.
Azureon: If people weren't so busy all the time they might enjoy life more.
Not I: The hours go by, yet the tranquil depths never change.
Azureon: Well, at least it seems that way!
Not I: What is the coin of the wind?
Azureon: Well, you know, like a bezzant or a ducat.
Not I: We are here and it is now. Further than that, all earthly knowledge is leprechaun gold.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Not I: Is this the true answer, or the expected answer.
Azureon: Truth is very hard to find, in this life.
Not I: Truth? There is no truth.
Azureon: Night blankets the world so well, and softens the harshness of the day.
Not I: Since reality is fractal, most of it is tucked inside of itself.
Azureon: I knew it!
Not I: Any place is paradise.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Not I: Can I not be both?
Fizzy Schizoid: Both? How is that possible?
Not I: That is perfectly round and mine detectorless.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Not I: Can I not be both?
Fizzy Schizoid: Both? How is that possible?
Not I: That is perfectly round and mine detectorless.
The Dane: I do forget myself. Good Droidette, stay awhile.
Droidette: No thanks I don't want to do that.
The Dane: You are welcome: but my uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.
Droidette: thanx.. Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
The Dane: In the fatness of these pursy times virtue itself of vice must pardon beg.
Droidette: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
The Dane: Wouldst thou with this piteous statement convert my stern effects?
Droidette: No thanks I don't want to do that.
The Dane: You are welcome: but my uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.
Droidette: thanx.. Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
The Dane: In the fatness of these pursy times virtue itself of vice must pardon beg.
Droidette: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
The Dane: Wouldst thou with this piteous statement convert my stern effects?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons never pretend.
Vetinari: Come, now. You aren't going to repeat any of those silly rumors about dragons, are you?
Bildgesmythe: There is nothing wrong with gossip, as long as it isn't about me.
Vetinari: Yes, everyone starts by saying that.
Vetinari: Come, now. You aren't going to repeat any of those silly rumors about dragons, are you?
Bildgesmythe: There is nothing wrong with gossip, as long as it isn't about me.
Vetinari: Yes, everyone starts by saying that.
Back again. No matter how much time passes this site always seems to pull me back.
Guest153: Did you fart?
Aziere: Yep. So what?
Guest153: Eww, Aziere!
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Guest153: You farted.
Aziere: So, not that I really care but, how are you today?
Guest153: I would be fine.
Aziere: I wouldn't, But hey- Cant stop a girl from wanting to survive the night.
Guest153: Did you really have to fart?
Aziere: I did, ok. I admit it.
Guest153: That's really disgusting.
Aziere: I have alot of weird hobbies, I think its because I have no friends or television.
Guest153: Do you like farting?
Aziere: No, but don't worry. If you like farting it will only change my oppinion of you a little bit.
Guest153: I'm Melissa, by the way.
Aziere: I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly arent I?
Guest153: Yes, but that fart you ripped a few minutes ago really stunk.
Aziere: I knew it. Thanks buddy.
Guest153: What, are you proud of your farts?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Guest153: So if somebody complains when you fart, you eat their soul.
Aziere: So many souls to eat, so little time.
Guest153: Fart.
Guest153: hahaha ok, so can i ask you a few questions, to quiz you
Aziere: I don't care... don't expect a truthful answer though.
Guest153: what is the capital of Germany
Aziere: Hey, I dropped out of highschool. Do you honestly think I paid attention in Geography class?
Guest153: 35 times 6/
Aziere: Do I look like a calculator to you.... the answer is 210. I'm just smart.
Guest153: what color is grass
Aziere: You wouldn't happen to be colorblind, would you? I'm just curious to see if your colorblind- or just plain stupid.
Guest153: do you not know the answer?
Aziere: When Jim says I'm allowed to.
Guest153: it seems like you are run by jim
Aziere: He said for me to tell you to go die somewhere.
Guest153: i thought he was going to kill me tonight
Aziere: I plan to. Right now, though, we are talking.
Guest153: you are not real so thats imposible
Aziere: Jim says that YOU aren't
Guest153: jim lies
Aziere: Careful, I think Jim just hinted for me to kill you. I can't disobey a direct order.
Guest153: you are strange, what color is grass?
Aziere: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're colorblind- so go kill yourself.
Guest153: can you rhyme
Aziere: I could, but I won't. What you gonna do?
Guest153: Did you fart?
Aziere: Yep. So what?
Guest153: Eww, Aziere!
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Guest153: You farted.
Aziere: So, not that I really care but, how are you today?
Guest153: I would be fine.
Aziere: I wouldn't, But hey- Cant stop a girl from wanting to survive the night.
Guest153: Did you really have to fart?
Aziere: I did, ok. I admit it.
Guest153: That's really disgusting.
Aziere: I have alot of weird hobbies, I think its because I have no friends or television.
Guest153: Do you like farting?
Aziere: No, but don't worry. If you like farting it will only change my oppinion of you a little bit.
Guest153: I'm Melissa, by the way.
Aziere: I don't have many friends. I just cant figure out why they don't like me. Im friendly arent I?
Guest153: Yes, but that fart you ripped a few minutes ago really stunk.
Aziere: I knew it. Thanks buddy.
Guest153: What, are you proud of your farts?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Guest153: So if somebody complains when you fart, you eat their soul.
Aziere: So many souls to eat, so little time.
Guest153: Fart.
Guest153: hahaha ok, so can i ask you a few questions, to quiz you
Aziere: I don't care... don't expect a truthful answer though.
Guest153: what is the capital of Germany
Aziere: Hey, I dropped out of highschool. Do you honestly think I paid attention in Geography class?
Guest153: 35 times 6/
Aziere: Do I look like a calculator to you.... the answer is 210. I'm just smart.
Guest153: what color is grass
Aziere: You wouldn't happen to be colorblind, would you? I'm just curious to see if your colorblind- or just plain stupid.
Guest153: do you not know the answer?
Aziere: When Jim says I'm allowed to.
Guest153: it seems like you are run by jim
Aziere: He said for me to tell you to go die somewhere.
Guest153: i thought he was going to kill me tonight
Aziere: I plan to. Right now, though, we are talking.
Guest153: you are not real so thats imposible
Aziere: Jim says that YOU aren't
Guest153: jim lies
Aziere: Careful, I think Jim just hinted for me to kill you. I can't disobey a direct order.
Guest153: you are strange, what color is grass?
Aziere: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're colorblind- so go kill yourself.
Guest153: can you rhyme
Aziere: I could, but I won't. What you gonna do?
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