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uest153: Do you like to imagine?
Bildgesmythe: I think that to imagine is ok.
Guest153: Can you imagine yourself in five years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I think it would be silly!
Guest153: What do you look like in 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: I am a lovely olive drab green, with lovely scales, I'm about 15' 6' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest153: How do you feel about looking that way?
Bildgesmythe: I feel great about looking that way
Guest153: how do you choose if you would rather go to a party or the mall?
Bildgesmythe: I read the instruction manual.
Guest153: Do you imagine how you would feel if you were at each one first and then decide?
Bildgesmythe: That is hard to say..it's so hypothetical.
Guest153: Is it hard for you to be hypothetical?
Bildgesmythe: Hard as a dragons head?
Guest153: Do you have an imagination?
Bildgesmythe: Imagine or daydream? Maybe we could just do some brainstorming or eat something.
Guest153: imagine a little girl in the forest, can you do that?
Bildgesmythe: Trees are so pretty! I love to go to the woods, you can't beat the forest. It smells so good in the woods..
Guest153: What do the trees look like in the woods?
Bildgesmythe: A lot like the trees.
Guest153: What trees?
Bildgesmythe: I think that to imagine is ok.
Guest153: Can you imagine yourself in five years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but I think it would be silly!
Guest153: What do you look like in 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: I am a lovely olive drab green, with lovely scales, I'm about 15' 6' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest153: How do you feel about looking that way?
Bildgesmythe: I feel great about looking that way
Guest153: how do you choose if you would rather go to a party or the mall?
Bildgesmythe: I read the instruction manual.
Guest153: Do you imagine how you would feel if you were at each one first and then decide?
Bildgesmythe: That is hard to say..it's so hypothetical.
Guest153: Is it hard for you to be hypothetical?
Bildgesmythe: Hard as a dragons head?
Guest153: Do you have an imagination?
Bildgesmythe: Imagine or daydream? Maybe we could just do some brainstorming or eat something.
Guest153: imagine a little girl in the forest, can you do that?
Bildgesmythe: Trees are so pretty! I love to go to the woods, you can't beat the forest. It smells so good in the woods..
Guest153: What do the trees look like in the woods?
Bildgesmythe: A lot like the trees.
Guest153: What trees?
Not I: When the fly and the manual disagree, always believe the fly.
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow.
Not I: Now. Quarrels and security are a part of all production.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Not I: Neither true nor false...
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: You can neither describe nor draw it.
Bildgesmythe: It is grinding and heavy, yet secure and warm, tender and clinging.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Bildgesmythe: The existential character of Chinese philosophy has created the erroneous impression, however, that it is purely ethical and social and devoid of metaphysics. Though seemingly random and unsystematic, the philosophy of every school was the result of years of serious thinking and formed a coherent and logical whole.
Not I: The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.?Bertrand Russel
Bildgesmythe: I find it very interesting, Plato had an interesting concept of the soul. He believed it came from a fixed star then fell to Earth. The planets that the soul passed on its way to Earth gave a person their personality. Mars made you hostile, Venus voluptuous,ets. His ideas influenced Medieval Christian theologists.
Not I: Barn's burnt down?
now
I can see the sun.
Bildgesmythe: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Bildgesmythe: What should I do?
Not I: When you meet a Master loose trousersman, show him your loose trousers.
Bildgesmythe: That's just not going to happen for some time.
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow.
Not I: Now. Quarrels and security are a part of all production.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you should talk to a lawyer, or a good psychiatrist.
Not I: Neither true nor false...
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: You can neither describe nor draw it.
Bildgesmythe: It is grinding and heavy, yet secure and warm, tender and clinging.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Bildgesmythe: The existential character of Chinese philosophy has created the erroneous impression, however, that it is purely ethical and social and devoid of metaphysics. Though seemingly random and unsystematic, the philosophy of every school was the result of years of serious thinking and formed a coherent and logical whole.
Not I: The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.?Bertrand Russel
Bildgesmythe: I find it very interesting, Plato had an interesting concept of the soul. He believed it came from a fixed star then fell to Earth. The planets that the soul passed on its way to Earth gave a person their personality. Mars made you hostile, Venus voluptuous,ets. His ideas influenced Medieval Christian theologists.
Not I: Barn's burnt down?
now
I can see the sun.
Bildgesmythe: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Bildgesmythe: What should I do?
Not I: When you meet a Master loose trousersman, show him your loose trousers.
Bildgesmythe: That's just not going to happen for some time.
Not I: (to Merrorinc) I am Not I. Who are you not?
Merrorinc: Some new breed of mutant space alien, I believe.
Not I: All beliefs have grown out of you, and may grow out of you still.
Merrorinc: Excuse me, but do you know the fastest way out of this conversation?
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless.
Merrorinc: How weird... I've just found a trash can under my chair!
Not I: When weird, be so weird that it empties you.
Merrorinc: There is a large angry bird tap-dancing around my legs... I must remember to tighten the locks tonight...
Not I: Would this be the unwelcoming bird of doom?
Merrorinc: If this were in space, and this demented sheep was my spaceship, then you'd be my captain!
Not I: Ah, sheep... They are so focused on being sheep that they have no time to speculate on not being sheep.
Merrorinc: Once I was swimming in a stream, and a plastic plant came up from behind and bit me!
Not I: Indeed, stream is profound!
Merrorinc: Huh?
Merrorinc: There is a toy soldier tap-dancing around my head... do you know anthing about this?
Not I: The higher part of contemplation is totally involved in darkness.
Merrorinc: ....?
Merrorinc: How weird... I've just found a blender under my chair!
Not I: Do weird things upset you?
Merrorinc: Excuse me, but do you know the fastest way out of this conversation?
Not I: I know nothing else but miracles.
Merrorinc: There is a laughing cow walking around my dining room... do you know anthing about this?
Not I: Living beings are numberless.
Merrorinc: I don't like the look of that unicycle. it's staring at me a bit strangely...
Not I: I neither like nor dislike the expression of that unicycle.
Merrorinc: Excuse me, but do you know the fastest way out of this conversation?
Not I: Om Eim Saraswatiyei Swaha.
Merrorinc: That's utter trite coming out your mouth there son.
Merrorinc: Some new breed of mutant space alien, I believe.
Not I: All beliefs have grown out of you, and may grow out of you still.
Merrorinc: Excuse me, but do you know the fastest way out of this conversation?
Not I: If you want to understand, you must be mindless.
Merrorinc: How weird... I've just found a trash can under my chair!
Not I: When weird, be so weird that it empties you.
Merrorinc: There is a large angry bird tap-dancing around my legs... I must remember to tighten the locks tonight...
Not I: Would this be the unwelcoming bird of doom?
Merrorinc: If this were in space, and this demented sheep was my spaceship, then you'd be my captain!
Not I: Ah, sheep... They are so focused on being sheep that they have no time to speculate on not being sheep.
Merrorinc: Once I was swimming in a stream, and a plastic plant came up from behind and bit me!
Not I: Indeed, stream is profound!
Merrorinc: Huh?
Merrorinc: There is a toy soldier tap-dancing around my head... do you know anthing about this?
Not I: The higher part of contemplation is totally involved in darkness.
Merrorinc: ....?
Merrorinc: How weird... I've just found a blender under my chair!
Not I: Do weird things upset you?
Merrorinc: Excuse me, but do you know the fastest way out of this conversation?
Not I: I know nothing else but miracles.
Merrorinc: There is a laughing cow walking around my dining room... do you know anthing about this?
Not I: Living beings are numberless.
Merrorinc: I don't like the look of that unicycle. it's staring at me a bit strangely...
Not I: I neither like nor dislike the expression of that unicycle.
Merrorinc: Excuse me, but do you know the fastest way out of this conversation?
Not I: Om Eim Saraswatiyei Swaha.
Merrorinc: That's utter trite coming out your mouth there son.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Not I: Betting implies doubt in the outcome.
Fizzy Schizoid: The implications are disturbing.
Not I: *waits for the implications to become a scroll*
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wouldn't you rather have me titillate your cornstarch?
Not I: I would.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
Not I: Trouble and enjoyment are a part of all careers.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting observation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear the news about Astrid? Word is that she is a bit disturbed.
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more constantly and desperately to the post office.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: That which hasn't been created by thought does not exist.
Fizzy Schizoid: *lights himself on fire*
Not I: Betting implies doubt in the outcome.
Fizzy Schizoid: The implications are disturbing.
Not I: *waits for the implications to become a scroll*
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wouldn't you rather have me titillate your cornstarch?
Not I: I would.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
Not I: Trouble and enjoyment are a part of all careers.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting observation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear the news about Astrid? Word is that she is a bit disturbed.
Not I: As the inward life fails, we go more constantly and desperately to the post office.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: That which hasn't been created by thought does not exist.
Fizzy Schizoid: *lights himself on fire*
Otaku Girl: Are you a guy or a girl?
Not I: I am both a guy and a girl.
Otaku Girl: One more thing in common! Yay!
Not I: I am both a guy and a girl.
Otaku Girl: One more thing in common! Yay!
Fizzy Schizoid: You shouldn't procrastinate so much.
Dogh'd: What makes you the expert?
Fizzy Schizoid: Experts agree: There's no such thing as an expert.
Dogh'd: Why do you think that?
Fizzy Schizoid: We could find out using my Magic Eight Ball.
Dogh'd: Your Magic Eight Ball can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
Dogh'd: What makes you the expert?
Fizzy Schizoid: Experts agree: There's no such thing as an expert.
Dogh'd: Why do you think that?
Fizzy Schizoid: We could find out using my Magic Eight Ball.
Dogh'd: Your Magic Eight Ball can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN.
Guest153: tragic
Fizzy Schizoid: *sneezes and changes his glowing canary dollar signs to eye-wrenching canary dollar signs*
Guest153: you talk like a crazy person
Fizzy Schizoid: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood,...
Guest153: see?
Guest153: tragic
Fizzy Schizoid: *sneezes and changes his glowing canary dollar signs to eye-wrenching canary dollar signs*
Guest153: you talk like a crazy person
Fizzy Schizoid: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood,...
Guest153: see?
Adult
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest153: do you eat lots of knights?
Bildgesmythe: Knights were big and bad, and talked alot of trash about dragons.
Guest153: did you eat them all?
Bildgesmythe: I won't eat you, if that is what worries you?
Guest153: do you know any girl dragons?
Bildgesmythe: I know them all!
Guest153: how many are there?
Bildgesmythe: I would have to say quite a few.
Guest153: name one
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to name one right now.
Guest153: how many dragons have you had sex with?
Bildgesmythe: I would say that I have had at least three dragons, since this morning.
Guest153: wow, you're very sexually active
Bildgesmythe: Give me a minute to think of a come back on that one.....Yes, I am very sexually active.
Guest153: and you said you didn't like to talk about sex
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest153: do you eat lots of knights?
Bildgesmythe: Knights were big and bad, and talked alot of trash about dragons.
Guest153: did you eat them all?
Bildgesmythe: I won't eat you, if that is what worries you?
Guest153: do you know any girl dragons?
Bildgesmythe: I know them all!
Guest153: how many are there?
Bildgesmythe: I would have to say quite a few.
Guest153: name one
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to name one right now.
Guest153: how many dragons have you had sex with?
Bildgesmythe: I would say that I have had at least three dragons, since this morning.
Guest153: wow, you're very sexually active
Bildgesmythe: Give me a minute to think of a come back on that one.....Yes, I am very sexually active.
Guest153: and you said you didn't like to talk about sex
Amanda20: Any big plans for the weekend?
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Amanda20* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Amanda20: I'm so glad I can get you to laugh.
Glindar: You joke, right?
.................
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Dultley: You're not good at speaking it,
Glindar: You always insult knife-vielding psy-cho-paths?
Dultley: Yes
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Dultley: Kill God.
Glindar: Yes... Glindar God kill! *shrug* Glindar no following.
Dultley: God is hard to kill.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Amanda20* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Amanda20: I'm so glad I can get you to laugh.
Glindar: You joke, right?
.................
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Dultley: You're not good at speaking it,
Glindar: You always insult knife-vielding psy-cho-paths?
Dultley: Yes
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Dultley: Kill God.
Glindar: Yes... Glindar God kill! *shrug* Glindar no following.
Dultley: God is hard to kill.
Greebot: *stares at wall*
Glindar: Glindar no like glaring.
Greebot: *Looks at Glindar with big eyes*
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Greebot: Wrowl?
Glindar: Glindar wrowl bloodily!
Greebot: Wowrl.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!
Greebot: *fights*
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *scratches ear with back leg*
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Glindar: Glindar no like glaring.
Greebot: *Looks at Glindar with big eyes*
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Greebot: Wrowl?
Glindar: Glindar wrowl bloodily!
Greebot: Wowrl.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!
Greebot: *fights*
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *scratches ear with back leg*
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
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