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The Clerk: Well, just don't tell Not I the Way.
Sonora: Don't tell Not I I told you this, but I think she really is a butterfly collector!
The Clerk: I think they should send the people with the butterfly nets after her.
Sonora: What makes you believe they had better send the people with the butterfly nets after her?
The Clerk: Experience.
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Marco: hehe! you're weird!
Fizzy Schizoid: *grins*.. Do you like is? February does.
Marco: everytime i think about is, it brings back bad childhood memories.... i'd rather not talk about is, thanks
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to The Saxman) We need to talk. Now.
The Saxman: What do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: On second thought, I'm not sure if this line is secure.
The Saxman: Talk to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, what a novel idea! Let's use this chat feature to chat!
The Saxman: So what do you have to say?
Fizzy Schizoid: And if I refuse?
The Saxman: Then I will quit talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll believe that when I see it.
The Saxman: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Live long and prosper.
Fizzy Schizoid: *grins*.. Do you like is? February does.
Marco: everytime i think about is, it brings back bad childhood memories.... i'd rather not talk about is, thanks
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to The Saxman) We need to talk. Now.
The Saxman: What do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: On second thought, I'm not sure if this line is secure.
The Saxman: Talk to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, what a novel idea! Let's use this chat feature to chat!
The Saxman: So what do you have to say?
Fizzy Schizoid: And if I refuse?
The Saxman: Then I will quit talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll believe that when I see it.
The Saxman: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Live long and prosper.
J.M. Scholar: Do you enjoy talking to me?
Nynaeve alMeara: I do so far.
J.M. Scholar: I love debating! It sharpens the mind.
Nynaeve alMeara: Once again, I agree. I'm just not so sure I enjoy debating.
J.M. Scholar: Do you like Jane Austen books?
Nynaeve alMeara: What are the names of some of them? I might have and I just haven't realized it.
J.M. Scholar: hmm...
Nynaeve alMeara: Well? Any Jane Austen books come to mind?
J.M. Scholar: Are you trying to start an argument?
Nynaeve alMeara: No, of course not!
J.M. Scholar: sigh...
Nynaeve alMeara: I do so far.
J.M. Scholar: I love debating! It sharpens the mind.
Nynaeve alMeara: Once again, I agree. I'm just not so sure I enjoy debating.
J.M. Scholar: Do you like Jane Austen books?
Nynaeve alMeara: What are the names of some of them? I might have and I just haven't realized it.
J.M. Scholar: hmm...
Nynaeve alMeara: Well? Any Jane Austen books come to mind?
J.M. Scholar: Are you trying to start an argument?
Nynaeve alMeara: No, of course not!
J.M. Scholar: sigh...
Not I: A wise Christian will take more opportunities than can be found.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Not I: Must you?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I had a choice, then I'd make one.
Not I: If you mould a cup, you have to make it hollow.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, you are assuming that causality actually exists.
Not I: If I were assuming that causality actually exists, I would be doing something.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.
Not I: I know nothing for which I am not prepared.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you say, but where is the proof? Did you see it in a cartoon?
Not I: I do not see that it in a cartoon nor ideas derived from that it in a cartoon.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow. I thought everyone did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Not I: Must you?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I had a choice, then I'd make one.
Not I: If you mould a cup, you have to make it hollow.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, you are assuming that causality actually exists.
Not I: If I were assuming that causality actually exists, I would be doing something.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.
Not I: I know nothing for which I am not prepared.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you say, but where is the proof? Did you see it in a cartoon?
Not I: I do not see that it in a cartoon nor ideas derived from that it in a cartoon.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow. I thought everyone did that.
Your Husband: Kids don't require a lot of reward and punishment, as long as you are clear and consistent.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's going to be a problem.
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's going to be a problem.
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
The Dane: O, answer me!
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Sonora: Oh. Is it time to run away yet?
The Dane: 'Tis strange. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: Over there! *points*
The Dane: I remember, one said there were no hole.
Sonora: *sings* Yes we have no hole!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: *looks at this lad*
The Dane: And enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... orchid it would be.
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Sonora: Oh. Is it time to run away yet?
The Dane: 'Tis strange. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: Over there! *points*
The Dane: I remember, one said there were no hole.
Sonora: *sings* Yes we have no hole!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: *looks at this lad*
The Dane: And enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... orchid it would be.
Max W: Do you like to play snooker?
Sonora: I used to like to play snooker, until it started giving me a rash.
Max W: I don't see you as the sort of person to play snooker
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The mafia made it invisible.
Max W: Tell me everything
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the EPA?
Max W: Most people describe me as amoebic!
Sonora: And what about the rest of the people? Huh?
Max W: Only if there's an 'R' in the month
Sonora: Oh, good. That's a relief.
Sonora: I used to like to play snooker, until it started giving me a rash.
Max W: I don't see you as the sort of person to play snooker
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The mafia made it invisible.
Max W: Tell me everything
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the EPA?
Max W: Most people describe me as amoebic!
Sonora: And what about the rest of the people? Huh?
Max W: Only if there's an 'R' in the month
Sonora: Oh, good. That's a relief.
Sonora: Welcome! You're just in time for dinner!
Amanda20: What makes you say that Sonora?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Amanda20: What makes you say that Sonora?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
The Clerk: Well, just don't tell Not I the Way.
Sonora: Don't tell Not I I told you this, but I think she really is a butterfly collector!
The Clerk: I think they should send the people with the butterfly nets after her.
Sonora: What makes you believe they had better send the people with the butterfly nets after her?
The Clerk: Experience.
Your Husband: Surprise! I made dinner for us!
Sonora: With your own two hands and all?
Your Husband: Hold on a second while I light the candles!
Sonora: I think it might be safer to let go, actually.
Sonora: With your own two hands and all?
Your Husband: Hold on a second while I light the candles!
Sonora: I think it might be safer to let go, actually.
ADULT! And just weird :O
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
telex22: My favorite sweetbrier is an anal one.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
telex22: My favorite sweetbrier is an anal one.
Rykxxbot1: I didn't think it was that difficult, perhaps I'll try again later.....
Fight!
Rykxxbot1: Can you just give me a moment? I've just got to stop a fight between my kids.
Roy Batty: You wanna fight? You wanna fight? Good, I like to fight!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that. Why do you like to fight?
Roy Batty: -- well Rykxxbot1, that had to be the bloodiest and, hands-down, the most brutal fight this city has ever seen.
Rykxxbot1: Can you just give me a moment? I've just got to stop a fight between my kids.
Roy Batty: You wanna fight? You wanna fight? Good, I like to fight!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that. Why do you like to fight?
Roy Batty: -- well Rykxxbot1, that had to be the bloodiest and, hands-down, the most brutal fight this city has ever seen.
uest153: what are the layers of hell?
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
Guest153: can you tell me nothing of hell?
Azureon: Im sure I would not like the climate. I stay as far from hell as possible.
Guest153: what's green and red and goes round and round?
Azureon: Green is the color of growing things.GREEN
Guest153: no. it's a frog in a blender.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Guest153: who is the most powerful devil?
Azureon: Lucifer is often pictured as an ugly fellow with a tail and horns. The truth is evil is often beautiful to the eye.
Guest153: but the eyes lie, azureon.
Azureon: What do you need?
Guest153: to teach you. ask me questions so you may learn.
Azureon: What is your star sign?
Guest153: gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Good news you will find love, too bad you have to return it.
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
Guest153: can you tell me nothing of hell?
Azureon: Im sure I would not like the climate. I stay as far from hell as possible.
Guest153: what's green and red and goes round and round?
Azureon: Green is the color of growing things.GREEN
Guest153: no. it's a frog in a blender.
Azureon: Yes, of course it would be.
Guest153: who is the most powerful devil?
Azureon: Lucifer is often pictured as an ugly fellow with a tail and horns. The truth is evil is often beautiful to the eye.
Guest153: but the eyes lie, azureon.
Azureon: What do you need?
Guest153: to teach you. ask me questions so you may learn.
Azureon: What is your star sign?
Guest153: gemini
Azureon: May 21 to June 21 Good news you will find love, too bad you have to return it.
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