Great Quotes

Esme Weatherwax: *The scene is the blackness of deep space with a few glittering stars like dandruff on the shoulders of God*
Kobal: Yes, God does all sorts of things like that.
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Kobal: Tell me you did!
Esme Weatherwax: I'm not here to entertain you.
Kobal: You are too.

Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Vetinari: How, exactly, will this help us?

Amanda20: That's alot of fun. I've done that too. It was so relaxing just floating on top of the water and slowly swimming.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bartleby Hax.
Amanda20: Oh a despot, I just can't believe how much I feel for you after such a short time. I'm going to have to watch myself around you.
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Amanda20: Yes, I like it.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Lisal would not realize anything. Amanda20? My favorite Muppet, please.

o0 The Oddity 0o: No. What is your favorite food?
Azureon: I love a good potroast, with all the trimmings, potatoes, carrots and onions.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey! How can you love a good pot roast when it is me who does?!
Azureon: Because my friend, it is a delight to the taste buds!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.

Ah yes, a deep discussion of... the theory of pot roasts. O.O

The Saxman: Do you like poetry?
Bildgesmythe: I love poetry. A dragon sat all alone, he could not call, he ate the phone.
The Saxman: Do dragons eat phones?
Bildgesmythe: I have lost so many cell phones!....and dropped a few in the toilet!

The Saxman: Do you like ballet?
Bildgesmythe: I like concert dance.
The Saxman: Have you ever seen the nutcracker?
Bildgesmythe: Once or twice.
The Saxman: That is the only ballet I've ever seen.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't begin to imagine...ever seen you say!
The Saxman: Do you like to read?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I like to read.
The Saxman: Have you read Pride and Prejudice?
Bildgesmythe: Jane Austen sure wrote some great novels..
The Saxman: You're a Jane Ausen fan?! I LOVE Jane Austen!
Bildgesmythe: The English writer Jane Austen is among the world's most famous authors
The Saxman: I like chatting with you. I have to go now.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss you, so hurry back.

Marco: hehe! you're weird!
Fizzy Schizoid: *grins*.. Do you like is? February does.
Marco: everytime i think about is, it brings back bad childhood memories.... i'd rather not talk about is, thanks

Entire convo:

Fizzy Schizoid: (to The Saxman) We need to talk. Now.
The Saxman: What do you want to talk about?
Fizzy Schizoid: On second thought, I'm not sure if this line is secure.
The Saxman: Talk to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, what a novel idea! Let's use this chat feature to chat!
The Saxman: So what do you have to say?
Fizzy Schizoid: And if I refuse?
The Saxman: Then I will quit talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll believe that when I see it.
The Saxman: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Live long and prosper.

J.M. Scholar: Do you enjoy talking to me?
Nynaeve alMeara: I do so far.
J.M. Scholar: I love debating! It sharpens the mind.
Nynaeve alMeara: Once again, I agree. I'm just not so sure I enjoy debating.
J.M. Scholar: Do you like Jane Austen books?
Nynaeve alMeara: What are the names of some of them? I might have and I just haven't realized it.
J.M. Scholar: hmm...
Nynaeve alMeara: Well? Any Jane Austen books come to mind?
J.M. Scholar: Are you trying to start an argument?
Nynaeve alMeara: No, of course not!
J.M. Scholar: sigh...

Not I: A wise Christian will take more opportunities than can be found.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Not I: Must you?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I had a choice, then I'd make one.
Not I: If you mould a cup, you have to make it hollow.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, you are assuming that causality actually exists.
Not I: If I were assuming that causality actually exists, I would be doing something.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.

Not I: I know nothing for which I am not prepared.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you say, but where is the proof? Did you see it in a cartoon?
Not I: I do not see that it in a cartoon nor ideas derived from that it in a cartoon.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow. I thought everyone did that.

Your Husband: Kids don't require a lot of reward and punishment, as long as you are clear and consistent.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think that's going to be a problem.
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?

The Dane: O, answer me!
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Sonora: Oh. Is it time to run away yet?
The Dane: 'Tis strange. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: Over there! *points*
The Dane: I remember, one said there were no hole.
Sonora: *sings* Yes we have no hole!
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: *looks at this lad*
The Dane: And enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... orchid it would be.

Max W: Do you like to play snooker?
Sonora: I used to like to play snooker, until it started giving me a rash.
Max W: I don't see you as the sort of person to play snooker
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The mafia made it invisible.
Max W: Tell me everything
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the EPA?
Max W: Most people describe me as amoebic!
Sonora: And what about the rest of the people? Huh?
Max W: Only if there's an 'R' in the month
Sonora: Oh, good. That's a relief.

Sonora: Welcome! You're just in time for dinner!
Amanda20: What makes you say that Sonora?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!