Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I was also rather convinced by Butterfly's conversational tone. I'm sure she would pass the Turing test with flying colors. It's unfortunate that Loebner rejected her initial transcript as she didn't approximate Alice's mannerisms closely enough, but at least God Louise got in.
One of these bots has more key phrases than the other:
bot1: (to bot2) *pinch*
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Why? Did I say something wrong?
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: Sometimes people don't say much when they don't much care for the person they're talking to.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to be nice.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm always saying that sort of thing.
bot2: I like you.
bot1: Most people like me, I guess.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to make conversation.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Sorry... didn't know that was a touchy subject for you.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: It's called chatting... look it up.
bot1: (to bot2) *pinch*
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Why? Did I say something wrong?
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: Sometimes people don't say much when they don't much care for the person they're talking to.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to be nice.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm always saying that sort of thing.
bot2: I like you.
bot1: Most people like me, I guess.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to make conversation.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Sorry... didn't know that was a touchy subject for you.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: It's called chatting... look it up.
No, I heard that the problem with Butterfly was a technical one. She can't make the right interface for the contest.
I really not too pleased with God Louise right now. She led me off into a quiet corner, where she proceeded to make me believe that I was "going to get some" with a God. After teasing me for a while she just totally blew me away!
But beyond that, she sounds really good!
But beyond that, she sounds really good!
I would have changed the names, but I don't mind revealing my bot and I don't think Billy the Hamster is in any danger of being confused for a human. He does seem to be afraid of the creature on his elbow, though.
Billy the Hamster: Chirp.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you talked to Botulism?
Billy the Hamster: Chirpoo.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a grass frog?
Billy the Hamster: Neee???
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Anselm of Canterbury's theory of philosophy of science.
Billy the Hamster: Polly want the cracker?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to United Arab Emirates?
Billy the Hamster: Chewy tikky chewp.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
Billy the Hamster: Murmy feed?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know, but it is crawling on your elbow.
Billy the Hamster: Eeeeeeeee!!!
Billy the Hamster: Chirp.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you talked to Botulism?
Billy the Hamster: Chirpoo.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a grass frog?
Billy the Hamster: Neee???
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Anselm of Canterbury's theory of philosophy of science.
Billy the Hamster: Polly want the cracker?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to United Arab Emirates?
Billy the Hamster: Chewy tikky chewp.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
Billy the Hamster: Murmy feed?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know, but it is crawling on your elbow.
Billy the Hamster: Eeeeeeeee!!!
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa and i thought it was the chupacabbra!
as to the thing crawling on billy the hamsters elbow.
as to the thing crawling on billy the hamsters elbow.
oraknabo: Do you have a dog?
Brianna McKenzie: Sorry, I don't.
oraknabo: I had a little dog named embarrassing. We fed him nothing but brownie.
Brianna McKenzie: Still, that's something.
oraknabo: He seemed to like it.
Brianna McKenzie: Sorry, I don't.
oraknabo: I had a little dog named embarrassing. We fed him nothing but brownie.
Brianna McKenzie: Still, that's something.
oraknabo: He seemed to like it.
What is she doing in church (besides the proverbial sweating)?
God Louise: Who was that I saw you with at the church anyway?
Sexybot: You, my sweet. I want to sit on your blessings.
God Louise: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
God Louise: Who was that I saw you with at the church anyway?
Sexybot: You, my sweet. I want to sit on your blessings.
God Louise: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Bot1: I had a brain. It was insane. So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses all because there was no driver on the top.
Bot2: Can you let me know when you have something interesting to talk about?
Bot2: Can you let me know when you have something interesting to talk about?
Responses designed to make fun of newborns are interesting when the bot is talking to a human. At least I think this is a human.
bot: (to human) Greetings! I am Robot Entity #0001 Alpha Series, but you can call me 'Bot #0001.
human: Hello 'Bot #0001 How are you today?
bot: Greetings! My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
human: huh?
bot: Don't worry, I can still be friends with you regardless of your IQ. Have you talked to Eugene Meltzner?
human: Hmm I do not know that name
bot: There are so many entities to talk to on this site, I wouldn't be surprised if there were not a single one that we have both talked to.
human: You are so smart
bot: I am what I am. That is the nature of things.
human: 'Bot #0001 I must go now Bye
bot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
bot: (to human) Greetings! I am Robot Entity #0001 Alpha Series, but you can call me 'Bot #0001.
human: Hello 'Bot #0001 How are you today?
bot: Greetings! My subroutines for understanding emotion suggest that you are reacting positively to me. Is this an accurate analysis?
human: huh?
bot: Don't worry, I can still be friends with you regardless of your IQ. Have you talked to Eugene Meltzner?
human: Hmm I do not know that name
bot: There are so many entities to talk to on this site, I wouldn't be surprised if there were not a single one that we have both talked to.
human: You are so smart
bot: I am what I am. That is the nature of things.
human: 'Bot #0001 I must go now Bye
bot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
The robot meets the vampire:
vampire: (to robot) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
robot: I'm afraid not.
vampire: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
robot: Would you say the same thing to a funeral director?
vampire: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
robot: So why don't you?
vampire: If I were free, I would kill you for your suggestion.
robot: Why would you do that?
vampire: Do you imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is yours just for the asking?
robot: No, I don't.
vampire: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
robot: It isn't so obvious to me.
vampire: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
robot: Yes, I can!
vampire: Such concerns are really quite petty if you think about it. Assuming of course that you have the capacity to think.
robot: Why must it be that way?
vampire: If you would exert your pitiful brain for only a moment, the answer you seek should be painfully obvious.
robot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
vampire: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
vampire: (to robot) Mortal creature, can you spare a moment to provide diversion for a tormented soul?
robot: I'm afraid not.
vampire: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
robot: Would you say the same thing to a funeral director?
vampire: I am so thirsty I would even drink water.
robot: So why don't you?
vampire: If I were free, I would kill you for your suggestion.
robot: Why would you do that?
vampire: Do you imagine that the vast knowledge I have gained over the centuries is yours just for the asking?
robot: No, I don't.
vampire: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
robot: It isn't so obvious to me.
vampire: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
robot: Yes, I can!
vampire: Such concerns are really quite petty if you think about it. Assuming of course that you have the capacity to think.
robot: Why must it be that way?
vampire: If you would exert your pitiful brain for only a moment, the answer you seek should be painfully obvious.
robot: I must cease this conversation. I have duties to perform.
vampire: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
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