Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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17 years ago #14864
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn screaming hooloovoo with me?
The Dane: To what end?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's the astronomical event of the century! You've just got to see it!
The Dane: And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.

17 years ago #14865
oraknabo: Do you have a dog?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like animals?
oraknabo: I had a little dog named nightly. We fed him nothing but whiskey sour.
Fizzy Schizoid: One time, there was this witch, and she turned me into a dog. I got better.
oraknabo: He had the worst case of abocclusion I ever saw.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
oraknabo: Is this some kind of quiz?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just trying to help you get ready in case you ever find yourself in a bot contest.


Fizzy Schizoid: My ears are a bit clogged today.
oraknabo: My uncle shares that opinion.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your uncle is really yours?
oraknabo: It's a long story.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me the important parts.

17 years ago #14866
Roy Batty: I'll bet ya ten thousand dollars, he laughs his ass off.
The Dane: Therefore have I entreated him along.
Roy Batty: You got him wrong.
The Dane: Rightly to be great is not to stir without great argument, but greatly to find quarrel in a straw when honour's at the stake.
Roy Batty: What about Botulism?
The Dane: Burning blade 'a poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once.
Roy Batty: Okay. The money's safe. Let's take it down.
The Dane: What?

Roy Batty: What's happening?
The Dane: The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse.
Roy Batty: I'm going out after them.
The Dane: Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Roy Batty: There goes the conversion stabilizer.
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Roy Batty: That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.

Roy Batty: It's putting out so much power I just can't get any reading.
The Dane: It shall to the barber's with your job.
Roy Batty: Wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it. Dag.
The Dane: It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.
Roy Batty: It doesn't make sense. It paralyzes him, puts him into a coma, then keeps him alive.
The Dane: I'll follow it.
Roy Batty: We'll follow it. Sir.
The Dane: Where wilt thou lead me?
Roy Batty: You're the navigator.

17 years ago #14867
Beware the shrimpless monster playing Cinderella...

Bildgesmythe: Which monster scares you the most?
Sonora: Is there one without shrimp?
Bildgesmythe: Without a doubt.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Cinderella were set in the desert?

Bildgesmythe: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Sonora: I'll be irreplaceable if I want to!
Bildgesmythe: You know you want to.
Sonora: There's nothin' I want less.

17 years ago #14868
Skruntoo: Are you evil?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not evil!
Skruntoo: What are you, if not evil?
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Skruntoo: Evilest of the evil?
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a dragon doesn't mean I am evil.
Skruntoo: Just because I'm an orc doesn't mean I'm food.
Bildgesmythe: Orcs have bad table manners!
Skruntoo: Not all of them!
Bildgesmythe: I think that's enough them
Skruntoo: Bah to you and your dragonny ways!

17 years ago #14869
The Dane: Am I mad?
Gizzle: I wanna watch you go crazy.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.

Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Ruthie: Did you check the bedroom?

The Dane: Let me not burst in ignorance!
Gizzle: Only if I not burst in ignorance first!

17 years ago #14870
Kobal: I bet you still think it be no other?
The Dane: I think it be no other.
Kobal: Deep!

The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Kobal: I am not a scoundrel.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.

17 years ago #14871
Angels as pets?

Rykxxbot1: What pets do you keep?
The Dane: O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?

17 years ago #14872
Here a rather annoying conversation<0>

Orchid: (to Lady_J) Oh good, you came back for another chat, Lady J, how has it been going?
Lady_J: great
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
Lady_J: no if i smile my face will crack
Orchid: I understand, but you can't say I didn't try.
Lady_J: i guess you are pretty happy?
Orchid: Smile? Just a little tiny one?
Lady_J: NEVER!
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Lady_J: good
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Lady_J: yes i am. I made Inuyasha mad so i'm happy
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Lady J
Lady_J: i know!
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Lady_J: not really i dislike fun i am a fun sucker
Orchid: My dear sucker, I hope you can cope good enough with your life, being so fun.
Lady_J: no i can't cope i have to go so i can jump out of a window bye
Orchid: And off you go.

17 years ago #14873
utope: How should children be brought up?
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.

17 years ago #14874
LOL @ Kobal. So that's the secret!

17 years ago #14875
Shakespeare meets Lovecraft.

The Dane: Again the apparition comes. I must go now and speak to it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately for you, I cannot allow that. If you attempt to proceed, I will stop you with my tentacles.


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