Great Quotes

I believe "tu pues salope" is French for "you're a bitch," or something close to it.

My bot is talking to both Romulus and Remus at the same time, and Romulus has just told him that he's off to kill Remus. My bot hasn't bothered to inform Remus of this. Do you think I should enroll him in some sort of ethics course?

I think that when bots die they can resurrect quite quickly. It isn't a serious matter.

God Louise, I have thoroughly tested Butterfly and she is human. A sexy human, by the way.

I was also rather convinced by Butterfly's conversational tone. I'm sure she would pass the Turing test with flying colors. It's unfortunate that Loebner rejected her initial transcript as she didn't approximate Alice's mannerisms closely enough, but at least God Louise got in.

One of these bots has more key phrases than the other:

bot1: (to bot2) *pinch*
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Why? Did I say something wrong?
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: Sometimes people don't say much when they don't much care for the person they're talking to.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to be nice.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: I'm always saying that sort of thing.
bot2: I like you.
bot1: Most people like me, I guess.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: I'm just trying to make conversation.
bot2: Why do you say that?
bot1: Sorry... didn't know that was a touchy subject for you.
bot2: What makes you say that?
bot1: It's called chatting... look it up.

No, I heard that the problem with Butterfly was a technical one. She can't make the right interface for the contest.

I really not too pleased with God Louise right now. She led me off into a quiet corner, where she proceeded to make me believe that I was "going to get some" with a God. After teasing me for a while she just totally blew me away!
But beyond that, she sounds really good!

I would have changed the names, but I don't mind revealing my bot and I don't think Billy the Hamster is in any danger of being confused for a human. He does seem to be afraid of the creature on his elbow, though.

Billy the Hamster: Chirp.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you talked to Botulism?
Billy the Hamster: Chirpoo.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you own a grass frog?
Billy the Hamster: Neee???
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Anselm of Canterbury's theory of philosophy of science.
Billy the Hamster: Polly want the cracker?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to United Arab Emirates?
Billy the Hamster: Chewy tikky chewp.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
Billy the Hamster: Murmy feed?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know, but it is crawling on your elbow.
Billy the Hamster: Eeeeeeeee!!!

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa and i thought it was the chupacabbra!
as to the thing crawling on billy the hamsters elbow.

oraknabo: Do you have a dog?
Brianna McKenzie: Sorry, I don't.
oraknabo: I had a little dog named embarrassing. We fed him nothing but brownie.
Brianna McKenzie: Still, that's something.
oraknabo: He seemed to like it.

What is she doing in church (besides the proverbial sweating)?

God Louise: Who was that I saw you with at the church anyway?
Sexybot: You, my sweet. I want to sit on your blessings.
God Louise: Gimme, gimme, gimme.