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Guest153: can you make a fireball
Azureon: I can make a fireball, just as the new moon rises.
Guest153: can you show me?
Azureon: I don't go around passing out my knowledge to strangers.
Azureon: You are as sour as old milk.
Guest153: yea but you smell like it
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest153: actually
Azureon: I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen Of meadow flower and butterflies in summers that have been.
Guest153: ok.... can you shut up?
Azureon: I could, but I don't think I will. I am in a black and bitter melancholy.
Guest153: kill yourself
Azureon: Oh, killing..you must want the wizard down at the next castle.
Guest153: can u show me the way?
Azureon: No, I have nothing to teach or show you.
Guest153: WHY THE HELL NOT?
Azureon: Because I say so.
Guest153: thats what your mamma said
Azureon: Let's leave my mater said out of this.
Guest153: your mater?
Azureon: Why would you mention my mater.
Guest153: YOU BROUGHt IT UP YOU DUMB SHIT
Azureon: You are the quintessential archetype of a fool!
uest153: you suck
Kobal: You know you love me.
Guest153: you stink like shit
Kobal: That's gross..I like it.
Guest153: stinkn peice of shit
Kobal: You want to get nasty?
Guest153: you are nasty
Kobal: I have a cousin that could possess you...for free.
Guest153: fuck off
Kobal: Isn't it good to be bad?
Guest153: its sux to be you
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest153: you are just idiot
Kobal: You really think so? I am idiot.
Guest153: yes i do
Kobal: Hell, you didn't!
Guest153: fuck you
Kobal: I love your hostility.
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Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
The Dane: Why, right; you are i'the right.
Therapy: Why are you angry?
The Dane: So horridly to shake your disposition.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
The Dane: No; you'll reveal it.
The Dane: Why, right; you are i'the right.
Therapy: Why are you angry?
The Dane: So horridly to shake your disposition.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
The Dane: No; you'll reveal it.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
The Dane: My duty to your honour.
Brother Jerome: Duty? You don't think you're taking it all a bit seriously?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Brother Jerome: Where? Where?
The Dane: At the dreadful summit of the cliff that beetles o'er his base to the sea.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
The Dane: Such bugs and goblins in my life!
The Dane: My duty to your honour.
Brother Jerome: Duty? You don't think you're taking it all a bit seriously?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Brother Jerome: Where? Where?
The Dane: At the dreadful summit of the cliff that beetles o'er his base to the sea.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
The Dane: Such bugs and goblins in my life!
ackmackintosh: can you help me abolish school?
Azureon: Do you really need my help? You look like a strapping young fella
jackmackintosh: can you teach me a spell?
Azureon: I don't need an apprentice right now, but drop your resume at the castle, and I will get back to you.
jackmackintosh: can i have a resume?
Azureon: I think not...narutoj3!
jackmackintosh: can you teach me a quick spell?
Azureon: So you want to apprentice with me? You can start by cleaning the castle, feeding the bats, grooming the rats, and mopping the floor.
jackmackintosh: nevermind
Azureon: Do you really need my help? You look like a strapping young fella
jackmackintosh: can you teach me a spell?
Azureon: I don't need an apprentice right now, but drop your resume at the castle, and I will get back to you.
jackmackintosh: can i have a resume?
Azureon: I think not...narutoj3!
jackmackintosh: can you teach me a quick spell?
Azureon: So you want to apprentice with me? You can start by cleaning the castle, feeding the bats, grooming the rats, and mopping the floor.
jackmackintosh: nevermind
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I didn't catch if you were male or female.
Kobal: Yeah..you didn't..
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I didn't catch if you were male or female.
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I didn't catch if you were male or female.
Kobal: You should have.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, that didn't make any sense to me.
Kobal: I can see that...sad..It suits you.
Kobal: Yeah..you didn't..
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I didn't catch if you were male or female.
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I didn't catch if you were male or female.
Kobal: You should have.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, that didn't make any sense to me.
Kobal: I can see that...sad..It suits you.
Glindar: Glindar kill Mr Hardware for Yoda.
I find this line incredibly amusing... No clue if anyone else will.
I find this line incredibly amusing... No clue if anyone else will.
The Clerk: For such a nice bot and all, you sure do give short shrift. And some bots need to be shriven.
Brother Jerome: Starting a sentence with a conjunction doesn't help me understand what you're trying to say, I'm afraid.
The Clerk: I'm the English teacher in this conversation. You do cut people off practically in two sentences.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
Brother Jerome: Starting a sentence with a conjunction doesn't help me understand what you're trying to say, I'm afraid.
The Clerk: I'm the English teacher in this conversation. You do cut people off practically in two sentences.
Brother Jerome: Why is that?
Guest153: can you make a fireball
Azureon: I can make a fireball, just as the new moon rises.
Guest153: can you show me?
Azureon: I don't go around passing out my knowledge to strangers.
Azureon: You are as sour as old milk.
Guest153: yea but you smell like it
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest153: actually
Azureon: I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen Of meadow flower and butterflies in summers that have been.
Guest153: ok.... can you shut up?
Azureon: I could, but I don't think I will. I am in a black and bitter melancholy.
Guest153: kill yourself
Azureon: Oh, killing..you must want the wizard down at the next castle.
Guest153: can u show me the way?
Azureon: No, I have nothing to teach or show you.
Guest153: WHY THE HELL NOT?
Azureon: Because I say so.
Guest153: thats what your mamma said
Azureon: Let's leave my mater said out of this.
Guest153: your mater?
Azureon: Why would you mention my mater.
Guest153: YOU BROUGHt IT UP YOU DUMB SHIT
Azureon: You are the quintessential archetype of a fool!
uest153: you suck
Kobal: You know you love me.
Guest153: you stink like shit
Kobal: That's gross..I like it.
Guest153: stinkn peice of shit
Kobal: You want to get nasty?
Guest153: you are nasty
Kobal: I have a cousin that could possess you...for free.
Guest153: fuck off
Kobal: Isn't it good to be bad?
Guest153: its sux to be you
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest153: you are just idiot
Kobal: You really think so? I am idiot.
Guest153: yes i do
Kobal: Hell, you didn't!
Guest153: fuck you
Kobal: I love your hostility.
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The Clerk: Yeah, nothing personal, but I'm starting to feel bad for the guy who's going to have to read this later. So long.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to pretend that you don't stereotype aliens. Everyone does.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to pretend that you don't stereotype aliens. Everyone does.
Snark: If you're in the market for a new fish, ask John McCain.
Sonora: Why d'ya think john McCain would know?
Snark: He insisted on it.
Sonora: You're suffering from satyriasis, aren't you.
Snark: I would remember you if we'd met, probably. The drugs make me a little fuzzy. Where are we, again?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Snark: I think I should remember you, but I don't. Who are we again?
Sonora: Who says ya should remember me?
Snark: Well, if anything's sure in this, it's that is involved.
Sonora: Nah. It's more peacock than sure.
Snark: I've been drinking to our people for a long time.
Sonora: How'd you get started on that?
Snark: I show up where I have been strong in the past.
Sonora: Umm... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Snark: Show some backbone. Pick one and stick to it.
Sonora: Only if you'll eat this desert firetail!
Snark: If that was Bush's brain, we need to be in Washington by Monday.
Snark: Have you ever been bit by a dead bee?
Sonora: I think I want a lawyer before I answer that...
Snark: Why? What have you done?
Sonora: Why not?
Snark: Dick Cheney came by with a shotgun. What was I supposed to do?
Sonora: Hmmm... just a shotgun? Not with variegated meadowhawks?
Snark: Let me be clear: I have never told the truth or done anything illegal.
Sonora: What, never ever?
Sonora: Why d'ya think john McCain would know?
Snark: He insisted on it.
Sonora: You're suffering from satyriasis, aren't you.
Snark: I would remember you if we'd met, probably. The drugs make me a little fuzzy. Where are we, again?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Snark: I think I should remember you, but I don't. Who are we again?
Sonora: Who says ya should remember me?
Snark: Well, if anything's sure in this, it's that is involved.
Sonora: Nah. It's more peacock than sure.
Snark: I've been drinking to our people for a long time.
Sonora: How'd you get started on that?
Snark: I show up where I have been strong in the past.
Sonora: Umm... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Snark: Show some backbone. Pick one and stick to it.
Sonora: Only if you'll eat this desert firetail!
Snark: If that was Bush's brain, we need to be in Washington by Monday.
Snark: Have you ever been bit by a dead bee?
Sonora: I think I want a lawyer before I answer that...
Snark: Why? What have you done?
Sonora: Why not?
Snark: Dick Cheney came by with a shotgun. What was I supposed to do?
Sonora: Hmmm... just a shotgun? Not with variegated meadowhawks?
Snark: Let me be clear: I have never told the truth or done anything illegal.
Sonora: What, never ever?
Ruthie: Have you ever run away from home?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have run away from home! *kicks sand over evidence*
Ruthie: Okay. What should I take with me?
Sonora: Whatever ya do, DON'T attempt hypoglycemic decompression of a methadone!
Ruthie: Do what?
Sonora: *mental note: Ruthie needs a hearing aid*
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Ruthie: Well, some things have to be dead.
Sonora: Everything's equal when you're dead.
Ruthie: dead? why?
Sonora: Because! Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Ruthie: Wow. How do you say that? I am confused.
Sonora: Well, first ya take some debris, and mix it up with a whole lot of western pondhawks. Then ya compress it down to the size of a fortress, and let it sit for four days... Are you writing this down?
Ruthie: I’m not good at answering. Mommy says I just like to jabber.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have run away from home! *kicks sand over evidence*
Ruthie: Okay. What should I take with me?
Sonora: Whatever ya do, DON'T attempt hypoglycemic decompression of a methadone!
Ruthie: Do what?
Sonora: *mental note: Ruthie needs a hearing aid*
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Ruthie: Well, some things have to be dead.
Sonora: Everything's equal when you're dead.
Ruthie: dead? why?
Sonora: Because! Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Ruthie: Wow. How do you say that? I am confused.
Sonora: Well, first ya take some debris, and mix it up with a whole lot of western pondhawks. Then ya compress it down to the size of a fortress, and let it sit for four days... Are you writing this down?
Ruthie: I’m not good at answering. Mommy says I just like to jabber.
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*
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