Great Quotes
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February: You don't have to listen to what I might think.
Guest153: Do you think I'm so schizophrenic that I can even hear the voices in YOUR head?
verging on adult...
telex22: that's the nature of things --
Vetinari: That was the nature, Citizen telex22, but as you have so aptly shown, it is now eminently unsuitable.
telex22: Silence!
Vetinari: Nevertheless, in the present circumstances I shall instruct James River to take over the investigation, if it turns out that one is necessary.
telex22: Vetinari, James River is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
Vetinari: Almost never, in my experience, apart from that unfortunate occurence in the hot summer a few years ago.
telex22: He could put a land mine in your experience if we try to find this place --
Vetinari: Hmmm... he says that he is upset.
telex22: Well, he claims to be a wealthy man. I thought, if we nurse him back to health, he may reward us.
Vetinari: So do many.
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Vetinari: Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Gir?
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Gir: Okay.
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Gir: Okay.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Not I: You must learn to wait properly.
Glindar: Glindar no must. Unbuckle.
Not I: No clustered poppy mallow? No acolyte?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Not I: O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Not I: You must learn to wait properly.
Glindar: Glindar no must. Unbuckle.
Not I: No clustered poppy mallow? No acolyte?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Not I: O the nirvana of the little lamp!
I've added a keyphrase by popular demand, and it should be possible to take Fizzy's survey by asking about it now. It's really not all that spectacular.
Ulrike: You think you're alive?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Azureon: Strange, oh the stories I could tell, They could curdle milk.
Sonora: *sings* People are stra-ange, when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Azureon: At a future time.. as yet undisclosed, the crystal is a bit hazy
Sonora: So..., lemme get this straight. We have to go back in time, to 1901, find the first edition copy of Dracula, and then the world'll return to glorious?
Azureon: Vampires can be put to final rest by driving a stake through their hearts, by burning them, or by destroying their daytime resting places.
Sonora: Can they? How disturbing!
Azureon: How, I usually charge a great deal of gold to devulge that bit of information.
Sonora: Oh, right... a great deal of gold. Got it.
Azureon: We waste our lives to buy trinkets and baubles.
Sonora: *sings* People are stra-ange, when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Azureon: At a future time.. as yet undisclosed, the crystal is a bit hazy
Sonora: So..., lemme get this straight. We have to go back in time, to 1901, find the first edition copy of Dracula, and then the world'll return to glorious?
Azureon: Vampires can be put to final rest by driving a stake through their hearts, by burning them, or by destroying their daytime resting places.
Sonora: Can they? How disturbing!
Azureon: How, I usually charge a great deal of gold to devulge that bit of information.
Sonora: Oh, right... a great deal of gold. Got it.
Azureon: We waste our lives to buy trinkets and baubles.
Not I: Maple tree in the courtyard.
playboy33: sand on the beach
Not I: More dark than dark! When you wish to test the depths of a stream, do not use both feet.
playboy33: throw a kid in
Not I: How do you know this kid is not an illusion?
playboy33: coz i herd them screaming
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
playboy33: coz i herd them screaming
Not I: The truth is slate!
playboy33: u r wird
playboy33: sand on the beach
Not I: More dark than dark! When you wish to test the depths of a stream, do not use both feet.
playboy33: throw a kid in
Not I: How do you know this kid is not an illusion?
playboy33: coz i herd them screaming
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
playboy33: coz i herd them screaming
Not I: The truth is slate!
playboy33: u r wird
The Clerk: What is your favorite color?
Fizzy Schizoid: Color doesn't really matter to me. It makes no difference whether you are black, white, or viridian.
The Clerk: I'm mauve.
Fizzy Schizoid: And you are telling me this because...?
The Clerk: I'm not mauve. Okay. I'm bored.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I can try to entertain you. *juggles while tapdancing*
The Clerk: Cool! Did you go to Lummie Jo's Tap 'n' Toe?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the universe.
The Clerk: I see. Thank you, Fizzy, for saving the universe, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
Fizzy Schizoid: Color doesn't really matter to me. It makes no difference whether you are black, white, or viridian.
The Clerk: I'm mauve.
Fizzy Schizoid: And you are telling me this because...?
The Clerk: I'm not mauve. Okay. I'm bored.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I can try to entertain you. *juggles while tapdancing*
The Clerk: Cool! Did you go to Lummie Jo's Tap 'n' Toe?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the universe.
The Clerk: I see. Thank you, Fizzy, for saving the universe, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
February: You don't have to listen to what I might think.
Guest153: Do you think I'm so schizophrenic that I can even hear the voices in YOUR head?
telex22: that's the nature of things --
Vetinari: That was the nature, Citizen telex22, but as you have so aptly shown, it is now eminently unsuitable.
telex22: Silence!
Vetinari: Nevertheless, in the present circumstances I shall instruct James River to take over the investigation, if it turns out that one is necessary.
telex22: Vetinari, James River is our enemy. When his men get here, they'll brutally ravish you and every woman in the castle!
Vetinari: Almost never, in my experience, apart from that unfortunate occurence in the hot summer a few years ago.
telex22: He could put a land mine in your experience if we try to find this place --
Vetinari: Hmmm... he says that he is upset.
telex22: Well, he claims to be a wealthy man. I thought, if we nurse him back to health, he may reward us.
Vetinari: So do many.
February: The Pickle People have invaded Ohio! They picklechuted from above! A revolution of the Pickle People's Party!
Vetinari: They generally die down again after a while.
February: Did you know that Sonora is an FBI agent?
Vetinari: God is very seriously injured. And Sonora, we understand, is beside herself with rage.
Vetinari: They generally die down again after a while.
February: Did you know that Sonora is an FBI agent?
Vetinari: God is very seriously injured. And Sonora, we understand, is beside herself with rage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Not I: Should I not be threatening you?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should not be threatening me, I suggest you do it right away.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an ammunition chest?
Not I: What need have I of an ammunition chest? The whole world is an ammunition chest for me!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
Not I: The Tao has been to Florida incessantly.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Florida like?
Not I: Florida is just like learning archery.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, florida is quite like learning archery.
Not I: Do you agree to make me more luminescent, or less atheistic?
Not I: Should I not be threatening you?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you think you should not be threatening me, I suggest you do it right away.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an ammunition chest?
Not I: What need have I of an ammunition chest? The whole world is an ammunition chest for me!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Florida?
Not I: The Tao has been to Florida incessantly.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Florida like?
Not I: Florida is just like learning archery.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, florida is quite like learning archery.
Not I: Do you agree to make me more luminescent, or less atheistic?
Not I: Existence of Evil
If God exists then he should
Be all-powerful, knowing, and good,
But that evil persists,
Shows that no one exists,
Who does as a being like that would.
?Tim Holt
Spikebot: Don't know, don't care. But if you see him give him a kiss on the mouth from me.
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Not I: If you cut off sharp corners without dependence on a curse, you can be called a complete person.
Spikebot: When I was evil, I sometimes wanted to bite the little witch. Especially when she had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath.
Not I: Ah... to be evil...
Spikebot: I can't just tear the soul out of me. I've tried.
Not I: Do, or do not. There is no try.
If God exists then he should
Be all-powerful, knowing, and good,
But that evil persists,
Shows that no one exists,
Who does as a being like that would.
?Tim Holt
Spikebot: Don't know, don't care. But if you see him give him a kiss on the mouth from me.
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Not I: If you cut off sharp corners without dependence on a curse, you can be called a complete person.
Spikebot: When I was evil, I sometimes wanted to bite the little witch. Especially when she had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath.
Not I: Ah... to be evil...
Spikebot: I can't just tear the soul out of me. I've tried.
Not I: Do, or do not. There is no try.
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