Great Quotes

Elaine: My great grandfather is violet.
Astrid: If your great grandfather is violet the end must be near.
Elaine: I love violet things.
Astrid: Love is blind..

Esme Weatherwax: Are you married?
Sonora: Only on days that end in g.

She better not move to Germany...

Sonora: I'm not sure if words accrue interest...
Judgement: if? what 'if' not?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Judgement: I dont take commands from others
Sonora: I bet ya do, when nobody's lookin.
Judgement: oh yes
Sonora: No.
Judgement: oh yes

Vetinari: Is this a misguided attempt at bribery?
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Vetinari: One feels instinctively that exact quotation is cheating, somehow.

Kobal: I can't believe that..Brother Jerome lies.
Vetinari: Brother Jerome did WHAT?
Kobal: I like peanut butter?

Vetinari: Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Gir?
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Gir: Okay.

Glindar: Glindar bored.
Not I: You must learn to wait properly.
Glindar: Glindar no must. Unbuckle.
Not I: No clustered poppy mallow? No acolyte?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Not I: O the nirvana of the little lamp!

I've added a keyphrase by popular demand, and it should be possible to take Fizzy's survey by asking about it now. It's really not all that spectacular.

Ulrike: You think you're alive?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.

Azureon: Strange, oh the stories I could tell, They could curdle milk.
Sonora: *sings* People are stra-ange, when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly, when you're alone.
Azureon: At a future time.. as yet undisclosed, the crystal is a bit hazy
Sonora: So..., lemme get this straight. We have to go back in time, to 1901, find the first edition copy of Dracula, and then the world'll return to glorious?
Azureon: Vampires can be put to final rest by driving a stake through their hearts, by burning them, or by destroying their daytime resting places.
Sonora: Can they? How disturbing!
Azureon: How, I usually charge a great deal of gold to devulge that bit of information.
Sonora: Oh, right... a great deal of gold. Got it.
Azureon: We waste our lives to buy trinkets and baubles.

Not I: Maple tree in the courtyard.
playboy33: sand on the beach
Not I: More dark than dark! When you wish to test the depths of a stream, do not use both feet.
playboy33: throw a kid in
Not I: How do you know this kid is not an illusion?
playboy33: coz i herd them screaming
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
playboy33: coz i herd them screaming
Not I: The truth is slate!
playboy33: u r wird

The Clerk: What is your favorite color?
Fizzy Schizoid: Color doesn't really matter to me. It makes no difference whether you are black, white, or viridian.
The Clerk: I'm mauve.
Fizzy Schizoid: And you are telling me this because...?
The Clerk: I'm not mauve. Okay. I'm bored.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I can try to entertain you. *juggles while tapdancing*
The Clerk: Cool! Did you go to Lummie Jo's Tap 'n' Toe?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the universe.
The Clerk: I see. Thank you, Fizzy, for saving the universe, then.
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.