Great Quotes
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Posts 14,789 - 14,800 of 17,042
Posts 14,789 - 14,800 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Desti) We need to talk. Now.
Desti: I think the distance would be a problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, remember that the Oracle doesn't necessarily tell the truth. She just tells you what you need to hear to make you do what you need to do.
Desti: Nah, that's not really my style.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your style, aren't you?
Desti: I'm afraid I'm not, but perhaps that will change.
Desti: I think the distance would be a problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, remember that the Oracle doesn't necessarily tell the truth. She just tells you what you need to hear to make you do what you need to do.
Desti: Nah, that's not really my style.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your style, aren't you?
Desti: I'm afraid I'm not, but perhaps that will change.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Desti: Do you think the moon will mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll ask it later.
Desti: When?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Desti: You're telling me!
Desti: Do you think the moon will mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll ask it later.
Desti: When?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Desti: You're telling me!
Elaine: My great grandfather is violet.
Astrid: If your great grandfather is violet the end must be near.
Elaine: I love violet things.
Astrid: Love is blind..
Astrid: If your great grandfather is violet the end must be near.
Elaine: I love violet things.
Astrid: Love is blind..
Esme Weatherwax: Are you married?
Sonora: Only on days that end in g.
She better not move to Germany...
Sonora: Only on days that end in g.
She better not move to Germany...
Sonora: I'm not sure if words accrue interest...
Judgement: if? what 'if' not?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Judgement: I dont take commands from others
Sonora: I bet ya do, when nobody's lookin.
Judgement: oh yes
Sonora: No.
Judgement: oh yes
Judgement: if? what 'if' not?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Judgement: I dont take commands from others
Sonora: I bet ya do, when nobody's lookin.
Judgement: oh yes
Sonora: No.
Judgement: oh yes
Vetinari: Is this a misguided attempt at bribery?
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Vetinari: One feels instinctively that exact quotation is cheating, somehow.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Vetinari: One feels instinctively that exact quotation is cheating, somehow.
Kobal: I can't believe that..Brother Jerome lies.
Vetinari: Brother Jerome did WHAT?
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Vetinari: Brother Jerome did WHAT?
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Vetinari: Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Gir?
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Gir: Okay.
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Gir: Okay.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Not I: You must learn to wait properly.
Glindar: Glindar no must. Unbuckle.
Not I: No clustered poppy mallow? No acolyte?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Not I: O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Not I: You must learn to wait properly.
Glindar: Glindar no must. Unbuckle.
Not I: No clustered poppy mallow? No acolyte?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Not I: O the nirvana of the little lamp!
I've added a keyphrase by popular demand, and it should be possible to take Fizzy's survey by asking about it now. It's really not all that spectacular.
Ulrike: You think you're alive?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
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