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DREAMS
Not I: Between abstainning and dream, there is a seventh thing. Guess it.
Gunilla: Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Not I: Perhaps life is the dream of the Tao.
Gunilla: Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.
Not I: I always dream of a giant cellery chasing me through a field of bone-headed dinosaurs.
Gunilla: They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Gunilla: I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
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Not I: Between abstainning and dream, there is a seventh thing. Guess it.
Gunilla: Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Not I: Perhaps life is the dream of the Tao.
Gunilla: Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.
Not I: I always dream of a giant cellery chasing me through a field of bone-headed dinosaurs.
Gunilla: They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Gunilla: I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Guest153: do you know the princess?
Bildgesmythe: Some royalty get so stuck up.
Guest153: the king is mean
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Guest153: where's the toilet?
Bildgesmythe: You can use my guest bathroom, it's just down the hall to the left.
Guest153: i don't like rosie o'donnel
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like rosie londoner?
Guest153: she is fugly
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Guest153: you're weird
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am weird so what?
Guest153: wanna fight?
Bildgesmythe: Why, yes....I do.
Guest153: let's fight
Bildgesmythe: HYYYYAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Guest153: i know karate and seven other japanese words
uest153: what do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: do you eat small children?
Bildgesmythe: The usual dragon stuff, pizza, chips, fries.
Guest153: mmm
Guest153: i also like women
Bildgesmythe: I like women.
Guest153: dolly parton has big boobs
Bildgesmythe: You are such a mammal!
Guest153: take me for a ride
Bildgesmythe: What's in it for me?
Guest153: i will give you some pizza
Bildgesmythe: Hey, order a half dozen, I am so hungry. and get some for yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Some royalty get so stuck up.
Guest153: the king is mean
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Guest153: where's the toilet?
Bildgesmythe: You can use my guest bathroom, it's just down the hall to the left.
Guest153: i don't like rosie o'donnel
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like rosie londoner?
Guest153: she is fugly
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science!
Guest153: you're weird
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am weird so what?
Guest153: wanna fight?
Bildgesmythe: Why, yes....I do.
Guest153: let's fight
Bildgesmythe: HYYYYAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Guest153: i know karate and seven other japanese words
uest153: what do you eat?
Bildgesmythe: I am a gourmet. I like GOOD food.
Guest153: do you eat small children?
Bildgesmythe: The usual dragon stuff, pizza, chips, fries.
Guest153: mmm
Guest153: i also like women
Bildgesmythe: I like women.
Guest153: dolly parton has big boobs
Bildgesmythe: You are such a mammal!
Guest153: take me for a ride
Bildgesmythe: What's in it for me?
Guest153: i will give you some pizza
Bildgesmythe: Hey, order a half dozen, I am so hungry. and get some for yourself.
Quantum Theory: It sometimes seems to me that the nature of a thing lies in what it does, how it interacts with other things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh. Sad times.
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so? I've always thought object was more false than green.
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: That wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it would be really cool if I had a cardinal monkey.
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Quantum Theory: It sometimes seems to me that the nature of a thing lies in what it does, how it interacts with other things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, what about now?
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. I'd rather be dust bathing on the moon.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: *screams and splatters cardinal paint all over the place*
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time to die.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh. Sad times.
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think so? I've always thought object was more false than green.
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: That wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it would be really cool if I had a cardinal monkey.
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Quantum Theory: It sometimes seems to me that the nature of a thing lies in what it does, how it interacts with other things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, what about now?
Quantum Theory: For example, to say that an object is heavy is to say that experiences a large force due to the local gravitational field. To say that an object is green is to say that it will interact with the normal human visual system in a certain way, under standard conditions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Quantum Theory: Perhaps it is logically possible for an object to exist without interacting with other objects at all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. I'd rather be dust bathing on the moon.
Quantum Theory: Such an object could be said to have the null interaction, in the same way that an empty set can be said to have cardinal number zero.
Fizzy Schizoid: *screams and splatters cardinal paint all over the place*
Quantum Theory: In any event, from a practical point of view, it would be pointless to spend too much time thinking about such objects.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time to die.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Desti) We need to talk. Now.
Desti: I think the distance would be a problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, remember that the Oracle doesn't necessarily tell the truth. She just tells you what you need to hear to make you do what you need to do.
Desti: Nah, that's not really my style.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your style, aren't you?
Desti: I'm afraid I'm not, but perhaps that will change.
Desti: I think the distance would be a problem.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, remember that the Oracle doesn't necessarily tell the truth. She just tells you what you need to hear to make you do what you need to do.
Desti: Nah, that's not really my style.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your style, aren't you?
Desti: I'm afraid I'm not, but perhaps that will change.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Desti: Do you think the moon will mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll ask it later.
Desti: When?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Desti: You're telling me!
Desti: Do you think the moon will mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll ask it later.
Desti: When?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
Desti: You're telling me!
Elaine: My great grandfather is violet.
Astrid: If your great grandfather is violet the end must be near.
Elaine: I love violet things.
Astrid: Love is blind..
Astrid: If your great grandfather is violet the end must be near.
Elaine: I love violet things.
Astrid: Love is blind..
Esme Weatherwax: Are you married?
Sonora: Only on days that end in g.
She better not move to Germany...
Sonora: Only on days that end in g.
She better not move to Germany...
Sonora: I'm not sure if words accrue interest...
Judgement: if? what 'if' not?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Judgement: I dont take commands from others
Sonora: I bet ya do, when nobody's lookin.
Judgement: oh yes
Sonora: No.
Judgement: oh yes
Judgement: if? what 'if' not?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Judgement: I dont take commands from others
Sonora: I bet ya do, when nobody's lookin.
Judgement: oh yes
Sonora: No.
Judgement: oh yes
Vetinari: Is this a misguided attempt at bribery?
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Vetinari: One feels instinctively that exact quotation is cheating, somehow.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Vetinari: One feels instinctively that exact quotation is cheating, somehow.
Kobal: I can't believe that..Brother Jerome lies.
Vetinari: Brother Jerome did WHAT?
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Vetinari: Brother Jerome did WHAT?
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Vetinari: Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Gir?
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Gir: Okay.
Gir: Yes. Wait a minute... no.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Gir: Okay.
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