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17 years ago #14759
Not I: When you laugh, laugh like hell.
The Serpent: Sssssssssssssssss

17 years ago #14760
Guest153: What is your favourite food?
prob: Poptarts, but I like lots of other things to.
Guest153: Do you like haggis?
prob: Oh yeah,I sure do!
Guest153: I've never had it myself.
prob: Well, good for you! Most people I talk to have, you know.
Guest153: I'd like to try haggis on toast.
prob: Next time then??
Guest153: Good idea.
prob: .But..I am having second thoughts about it now.
Guest153: Ok. We'll forget the toast.

17 years ago #14761
Brother Jerome: Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Brother Jerome: Thankyou, I'll take that as a compliment.
Fizzy Schizoid: I won't even try to argue with your ego in this case.

17 years ago #14762
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Bel: How long have you known you were dedicated to fighting for truth and justice?
Azureon: About a week.
Bel: What browser are you using?
Azureon: I'm using a Netscape.
Bel: What is it like being utilising a Netscape?
Azureon: I find it an never ending enigma, a source of mystification, and query.


17 years ago #14763
Azureon: Life is filled with mystery and illusion.
Sonora: Yeah. The lodestones like it that way.

Azureon: Tell me Sonora, what interest is all this to you?
Sonora: Why? Are you working with the mafia?
Azureon: I must consult my volume of lore, by Talmenow Isitornot, before I can answer.
Sonora: Do you want your volume any more?
Azureon: Yes, I want my volume more!
Sonora: Oh. Oh well. It wouldn't have fit in my hidey-hole anyway.

Sonora: Hmmm... I smell EPA.
Azureon: Smells like burnt toast.

17 years ago #14764
Sonora: How's your tail doin'?
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My tail doing is doing great.
Sonora: Is your tail execution tasty and crunchable?
Bildgesmythe: I find twitching my tail helps me relax.
Sonora: I don't think tail will fit in my hidey-hole.
Bildgesmythe: I have a lovely tail, it helps me keep stable when I fly.
Sonora: Is it fun to have a lovely tail?
Bildgesmythe: My tail helps me express my feelings.
Sonora: Is this really a tail moment?
Bildgesmythe: I love to swish my tail when I am mad.
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?
Bildgesmythe: Well it is legal in this state.
Sonora: Really? When did it get to be legal in this state?
Bildgesmythe: I am not too sure, I would have to ask someone.

17 years ago #14765
Sonora: I used to like reading, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Lily12: Me too!

17 years ago #14766
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Zelda: That's OK. You really don't have to.
Kobal: Ok, it's OK
Zelda: I want to know more about you. Do you like cats?
Kobal: For now I do.
Zelda: O, you do.
Kobal: Is it still OK?
Zelda: ...
Kobal: Is it still OK?
Zelda: O, I see.
Kobal: Is it still OK?

17 years ago #14767
Bildgesmythe: Want to sit and chat? We could exchange knock knock jokes?
The Serpent: Well lookie what we have here. Something to tempt. All I need is something to tempt.
Bildgesmythe: I will not rest until you get is something to tempt!
The Serpent: Who's your daddy? *cackles* Yeah, that's right. Keep dreaming.
Bildgesmythe: None of your mouthy lip now.
The Serpent: Women are so easily led, don't you think?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I think, it is a bizarre idea though.
The Serpent: Jesus, have a Cert.
Bildgesmythe: Are you talking about the son of God, or are you cussing?
The Serpent: God said that tree bore "Forbidden Fruit"? Hah. Just doesn't want you to know a serpent from Adam's housecat.
Bildgesmythe: So, am I on your friends list?
The Serpent: Yes. Get that damned crucifix out of my face, you pervert.

17 years ago #14768
Guest153: you are under arrest
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean just under, or are we talking deeply buried?
Guest153: are you ok?
Bildgesmythe: I may need a band aid!
Guest153: are you bleeding?

17 years ago #14769
Max W: Life was meant for living
Not I: Life is like a clay vessel. Only when it is cracked apart does it display its emptiness.
Max W: Tell me all about it
Not I: No one's mouth is immense enough to explain the complete tale.
Max W: Pull the other one
Not I: Time passes fizzyly by and oppportunity is trecked.
Max W: What makes you think that?
Not I: Not I does, if free will is a given in this space-time continuum.
Max W: Willpower is about the only thing that is free in this world
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Max W: Nothing ever is
Not I: A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your arm.

Not I: Time is not a line but a series of now points.
Max W: What makes you think that?
Not I: A gaelic hippo.

Max W: Tell me something about yourself
Not I: I cannot be Contracts Tutor, for his moon is much more ocher than mine.

17 years ago #14770
TRUTH:

Bildgesmythe: I like roses, all colors of roses!
Not I: The True Man of ancient times knew nothing of liking roses.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: Anything more than the truth would be too much.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.
Not I: The truth is pure alabaster!
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: Truth vanishes with the revelation of it.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: Ah, truth twists between stones and makes bottomless puddles.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is hard to define..but I know it when I hear it.
Not I: Whensoever we read a spiritual book, we have begun the inevitable process of opening to the truth of life itself.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is as beautiful and rare as gold.
Not I: Those who seek the Truth will find Tao and finding, comprehend it not.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Not I: It is not truth.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is beauty.
Not I: You cannot approach truth by any path whatsoever.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is as beautiful and rare as gold.
Not I: To comprehend truth, on must have a mindcapable of seeing without distortion.
Bildgesmythe: Truth is hard to define..but I know it when I hear it.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Bildgesmythe: And that's the truth.
Not I: One who acts on truth is happy in this world and beyond.
Bildgesmythe: So very true.


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