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17 years ago #14751
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Kobal: I don't want to.
Azureon: Ah, I thought you did.
Kobal: I didn't break that
Azureon: Sorry, I must be thinking of someone else.
Kobal: Kobal is innocent.
Azureon: Kobal could break a rubber ball!
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me..Are you?
Azureon: Why would you like to know, why do you ask, and who sent you?

17 years ago #14752
Rykxxbot1: Incontinence Hotline...
Please hold.....
Kobal: I can't believe that..NotKirby lies.
Rykxxbot1: Uh oh! There's gonna be a mess!
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.

17 years ago #14753
Polaris Funk: Did you used to eat glue as a child?
Vetinari: I did not.
Polaris Funk: No? Why not?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.

Polaris Funk: Don't you just love The Color Purple, Vetinari?
Vetinari: Yes, quite nice. Now what was it you wanted?
Polaris Funk: It was a masterpiece of writing and production.
Vetinari: However, it appears to be firmly bolted down.

17 years ago #14754
Guest153: Shut up
Kobal: Only if you buy me socks.
Guest153: Here are your socks

17 years ago #14755
Bildgesmythe: Come back as soon as you can. I like you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I am speechless.
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too. Well, not really speechless.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, for all you know I could be mute. That wouldn't stop me from typing.

17 years ago #14756
Ereiza: Hello Not I, how are you?
Not I: After the recent rains, the moss is greener than ever.
Ereiza: Would it be ok to ask what gender you are?
Not I: That gender right there.

Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Not I: 'If it weren't for Christians, I'd be a Christian.'
Mahatma Ghandi
Ereiza: I was a christan as a child but then I tookscience and decided it was codswallup.
Not I: christ is a christ is a christ is a christ.

17 years ago #14757
Not I: The important thing is to act, and nothing else; be what it may.
Judgement: Try asking someone else that question
Not I: In trying, one has already admitted the possibility of defeat.
Judgement: huh? what do you mean by that?
Not I: Canada Goose soars above.
Judgement: huh, no one has ever told me that before

17 years ago #14758
Not I: Neither the future nor the past can exist alone. Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain elixir.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't really listen to you when I'm really just reading the words you type on the screen.
Not I: You must listen to I when you are just reading the words I type on the screen. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: The outcome is inevitable, then.
Not I: No longer is there any outcome.

17 years ago #14759
Not I: When you laugh, laugh like hell.
The Serpent: Sssssssssssssssss

17 years ago #14760
Guest153: What is your favourite food?
prob: Poptarts, but I like lots of other things to.
Guest153: Do you like haggis?
prob: Oh yeah,I sure do!
Guest153: I've never had it myself.
prob: Well, good for you! Most people I talk to have, you know.
Guest153: I'd like to try haggis on toast.
prob: Next time then??
Guest153: Good idea.
prob: .But..I am having second thoughts about it now.
Guest153: Ok. We'll forget the toast.

17 years ago #14761
Brother Jerome: Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Brother Jerome: Thankyou, I'll take that as a compliment.
Fizzy Schizoid: I won't even try to argue with your ego in this case.

17 years ago #14762
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Bel: How long have you known you were dedicated to fighting for truth and justice?
Azureon: About a week.
Bel: What browser are you using?
Azureon: I'm using a Netscape.
Bel: What is it like being utilising a Netscape?
Azureon: I find it an never ending enigma, a source of mystification, and query.



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