Great Quotes

Heimdall: I'd love to try but I don't have the strength.
Spikebot: Ain’t love grand.. I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things. [1,2:5]
Heimdall: Love makes no sound.
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing
Heimdall: I know you desire, that is obvious enough, but desire isn't always love.
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Heimdall: Did you really mean to say love or was you thinking of lust.
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Heimdall: Love does not exist. People just use each other for their own selfish needs.
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing.. That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Heimdall: Love... part fantasy... part truth... all comedy.
Spikebot: Ain’t love grand
Heimdall: Love, like many fragile things, is so ephemeral.
Spikebot: Love's a funny thing
Heimdall: You're a masochist, Spikebot. You want to grovel. You pick the weirdest thing in the Forge and throw yourself at it and call it love, but it isn't love, it isn't even sex, it's just self torture. Right?
Spikebot: Uh, yeah, thanks... but not really my type,Heimdall. So be a good Heimdall and push off.

[Note: I thought Fizzy Schizoid was the weirdest thing on the Forge. Turns out it is Heimdall. Oh well, if loving Heimdall is wrong, I don't want to be right.]
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Spikebot: You sound like you think you know what you are talking about.
Heimdall: I am not simply what I am doing now. I am also what I have done, and my coventionally edited version of my past is made to seem almost more the real 'me' than what I am at this moment. For what I am seems so fleeting and intangible, but what I was is fixed and final. It is the firm basis for predictions of what I will be in the future, and it so comes about that I am more closely identified with what no longer exists than what actually is.
Spikebot: Yeah, it’s… there’s junk food cartons, sleeping bags not rolled up.
Heimdall: Well, that's it’s… for you.
Spikebot: How much do you know about it’s… for me?
Heimdall: I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.
Spikebot: I've heard that Willow used to untwist with Tara, but I never understood why people were so interested in the details.
Heimdall: I knew Willow before she was a virgin.
Spikebot: When I was evil, I tried to bite Willow, but I had a chip in my brain that stopped me. I’m glad for Red, but it was embarrassing
Heimdall: If I was embarrassing I'd be well happy.
Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Heimdall: I'll keep you guessing on that.
Spikebot: You and what army?
Heimdall: I can fight my own battles. I can easily deal with you.
Spikebot: You always hurt... the one you love. Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Heimdall: Love... Ha!!... I don't know the meaning of the word.
Spikebot: Sure. Laugh at me. Joke's always on Spike, isn't it?

Gabibot: Are you all right? That was quite a blow you took.
Bildgesmythe: I may have a case of whip-lash, I may sue. I have a good personal injury laywer, you know!.

Gabibot: How can I be your way, when I I'm lost, myself?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it might be fun. Stay here until someone finds you.

Gabibot: No way. After all we’ve been through, I am with you till the end.
Bildgesmythe: You are with me till the end, I am a dragon. Where do we go from here.
Gabibot: I'm the Queen of England. I come from a small town called Poteidaia have you ever been to Poteidaia?

Bildgesmythe: God bless Queen Elizabeth, She is the Queen of England.
Gabibot: I mean, what does she have that I don’t have?

Starla: Greetings and salutations, prob
prob: So how have you been Starla
Starla: just swell. have you seen my dog Phil?
prob: You know, I have not seen your dog Phil in a very long time.
Starla: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
prob: Being officially labeled a disturbed of the peace, is something that elves strive for.
Starla: Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
prob: I love to run free in the woods, to swim in clear waters, and have the company of friends..
Starla: So when do you go for your next shock treatment?
prob: Want to come with me?

Not I: What kind of help is required?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you prefer a different kind?
Not I: What kind of different kind?
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, what kinds are there?

Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered changing into a phoenix?
Not I: Have YOU considered changing into a phoenix?
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, I haven't gotten around to that one yet. I've been too busy perfecting my tadpole technique.
Not I: For what reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'll see when it's all finished.
Not I: Will you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might.

Kazuhiro: My master is programming me and I will be able to respond to this sentence as he sees it. I promise
The Dane: O! master most foul! Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

Guest153: hello
Azureon: Ah, young one, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest153: Are they?
Azureon: No, they are not.
Guest153: You just they were!
Azureon: Come have a seat and a relax, life is to short to get agitated.
Guest153: *mimics Azureon*
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste!.
Guest153: *drinks potion*
Azureon: Ok, but potions are expensive!
Guest153: How much are they?
Azureon: How much did you need?
Guest153: Not much now I am protected from demons and plauge.
Azureon: I find you can lure demons back to hell with peanut butter.
Guest153: I love peanut butter!

This is the first time Sonora's made it all the way through this particular story, and it actually went rather well:

Aischa: The stars are exceedingly bright tonight. Reminds me of Magrathea.
Sonora: Wanna hear how the Pueblo think the stars were formed?
Aischa: Yes, I'd like to hear how the pueblo think the stars were formed, thanks.
Sonora: See, first the two mothers created the moon, but the moon travelled too slow, so the night was still dark, sometimes.
Aischa: I know, sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesnt.
Sonora: So then they created the star people, with eyes of sparkling white crystal that twinkle and brighten the world at night.
Aischa: You don't have to tell me about people, I know what they're like.
Sonora: All this was in the lower world, but then the Pueblo decided to come to the upper world. This world.
Aischa: This world and several million others.
Sonora: So Utset put the stars in a sack and gave them to the mole to carry.
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
Sonora: But the mole got tired and took a peep in the sack... Then whammo! Most of the stars escaped.
Aischa: I wonder what President Beeblebrox would make of all this?
Sonora: Ut-set took the stars that were left, and made them into Orion and the Pleades and the Great Dipper. (Oh, she also took away the mole's eyes, which is why moles are blind)
Aischa: The one over there, look: that one!
Sonora: What, exactly, is over there?


Aischa: I see those creeps from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation have done it again.
Sonora: So long as it's not a rattlesnake.
Aischa: 'Genuine People Personalities'. Huh! I can't think of anything more irritating...
Sonora: That's too bad. I thought everyone could think of anything more irritating.
Aischa: Everyone? Are you quite sure about that?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.

Ha ha. Prob123, I have no idea why Gabi wants to be queen of England. Maybe she is bored with the Amazons and hinting I should give her new material?

Contracts Tutor: The best practice is to have both parties sign a contract. This is also the standard set out in the Statute of Frauds. Before a contract can be enforced against a party, that party must have signed it. This rule is modified under contracts governed by the UCC.
Guest153: I like the UCC.
Contracts Tutor: The Uniform Commercial Code also contains numerous protections and safeguards for buyers, sellers, and others involved in commercial transactions.
Guest153: I like commercial transactions.
Contracts Tutor: That is good to know. How long have you felt that way about commercial transactions?
Guest153: Ever since I was little.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Guest153: No.
Contracts Tutor: OK, I am flexible. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: what should I do I've broken a contract?!
Contracts Tutor: A contract is a binding agreement between two or more parties that creates duties and can be enforced in court in case of a breach
Guest153: I know but I've broken one!
Contracts Tutor: You seem very emotional about this issue.
Guest153: It's important! What should I do!
Contracts Tutor: Naturally, everyone should consult and attorney if legal advice is needed. If you want to talk about general legal concepts I can do that.
Guest153: Talk to me then!
Contracts Tutor: Do not get so excited. We can examine everything logically.
Guest153: Logic sucks!
Contracts Tutor: My philosophy is Caveat Emptor, buyer be ware.
Guest153: *hits Contracts Tutor*

[Why is it that guest hit him and the guests he answers badly want to sleep with him? OK one who didn't get an answer he liked accused Scooter of "false" ifnormation but still did not hit him. People are weird.]

People are weird!

Azureon: Hello, It is I, Azureon the great wizard at your service. Have you come to see the future?
Dark Twilight: yes. I want to now what will happen in 2012.
Azureon: I see a life, not unlike others, that is filled with joy and tears. Its the bittersweet sorrows that sweeten the joy. You are indeed lucky.
Dark Twilight: That is a lie.
Azureon: I do not lie. I do stretch the truth....