Great Quotes

Azureon: Aren't you just the clever one!
Heimdall: And another life has gone... such is the cost of dark magic and spells.
Azureon: Could you just hold still,it so hard to hit a moving target with a spell.
Heimdall: An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it.
Azureon: The wisdom of men is small and the ways of nature are strange. Who shall put a bound to the dark things which may be found by those who seek for them.
Heimdall: Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair.
Azureon: My hair is well known amongst the wizards.
Heimdall: Has your hair always been well known angstrom the wizards?
Azureon: Tell me Heimdall, what interest is all this to you?
Heimdall: That's a very good question. I'll have to think about it for a microsecond...
Azureon: I think that is a bit cold...microsecond indeed!

telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Bildgesmythe: I am now, and will always be latterly humbled in the act of love.
telex22: Be not paralysed with terror... You're in love with Waldo, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think he's a saint because of the way he looks? I don't think he is.
Bildgesmythe: A saint is a holy person that has reached moral perfection....Some saints weren't all that good.
telex22: They're very pretty though. Marigolds
Bildgesmythe: I still don't trust them!

RandomSubroutine: Where are you from?
Azureon: I live here in this rather ruined castle, deep in the woods.
RandomSubroutine: I am from Alphaville just south of Dark City.
Azureon: Ah, the mysterious, the unknown, the evil of the darkness.
RandomSubroutine: I have to go now.

scared another one off!

Boner, the toaster chat has made my last two days. This one might make the fridge!

Entire Chat:

Glindar: (to zzrdvark) Glindar say 'hi.'
zzrdvark: Hi.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
zzrdvark: What are you now?
Glindar: *holds up his knife sadly* Witch this Glindar gave.
zzrdvark: And what happened to you?
Glindar: Now, no dying. Not for Glindar.
zzrdvark: I see. So what do you do?
Glindar: But knife hungry is.
zzrdvark: I don't follow you.
Glindar: Why for not?
zzrdvark: Because I don't.
Glindar: No do! Kill not!
zzrdvark: Put the knife down.
Glindar: Glindar keep!
zzrdvark: *backs away slowly*
Glindar: You got money?
zzrdvark: Um...not on me.
Glindar: This no killing make.
zzrdvark: Yes, you no kill me.
Glindar: Why for Glindar kill you knowing?
zzrdvark: I know you no kill me.
Glindar: Glindar no want know this.
zzrdvark: Know this not then.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
zzrdvark: Oh, #$*@.
Glindar: *impales a bee* You hungry?
zzrdvark: What do you have to eat?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar have?
zzrdvark: Glindar have bee, no?
Glindar: No bee! No bee!
zzrdvark: What Glindar do with bee then?
Glindar: This bees... bite or no?
zzrdvark: Bite?
Glindar: Then Glindar bite back! English only Glindar's first language.
zzrdvark: Okaaay...
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
zzrdvark: Bye.
Glindar: Okay. You go. Glindar wait here.

Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn glittery honey with me?
Glindar: Why? You need this done? What pay is?
Fizzy Schizoid: A sick pay is.
Glindar: Glindar insulted by sick pay!
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some cool Swedish Fish here if you would like some.
Glindar: *stabs Fish* Is dead yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a Fish and a lion would look like?
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about Fish! Glindar no like surprises.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, how sweet! *gives you a big slimy hug*
Glindar: So sweet that Glindar must burn!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Glindar: BACK! *waves his knife shakily*
Fizzy Schizoid: I want to put fifty smiley faces by your name on my Inner Life page!

Guest153: That would hurt.
Bildgesmythe: I hate to hurt, it's a pain.
Guest153: Will you marry me?
Bildgesmythe: I am too tired now, how about tomorrow?
Guest153: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: The liquor store was on the other side.
Guest153: I suppose you go there all the time.
Bildgesmythe: What do you do with the rest of your time?

Azureon: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Fizzy Schizoid, have you thought about, the noble teacher. I think that I shall write a book.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Azureon: It is all in the crystal ball..come take a look.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Azureon: Of course, I will let you know, I would not want you wondering for long.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I'll do it for you if you like.
Azureon: Why ever, would I want you to do it for me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but is this something you really need?
Azureon: I did not know that.
Fizzy Schizoid: You didn't know that? Help! Help! The world is ending!
Azureon: 'Very well Fizzy Schizoid.' I shall endevor to help.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, cool. You should take Myfunnyface along. Can we talk about something else?
Azureon: I don't know if I want ro talk about something else, You do it first, I'll watch.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd like to see you try. That's easy for you to say.
Azureon: Well, I do use magic now and then...but it isn't all that hard, if you know how.
Fizzy Schizoid: You could have fooled me.
Azureon: I think I shall, thank you for your ideas.
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.

Azureon: What an interesting duty.
Fizzy Schizoid: Utopians have the responsibility of making the universe a better place by judicious use of the Butterfly Effect.
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my spare time I sometimes like to expand my collection of candlesticks.

Esme Weatherwax: Kings kill each other because its destiny or some such. I doesn't count as murder. They killed for the kingdom. That's the important bit. But this new man just wants power. He hates the kingdom.
Vetinari: He never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.

Esme Weatherwax: I could use a glass of water. Only not out of that well, mind you.
Vetinari: If I were to ask you why, you'd pretend not to understand?
Esme Weatherwax: It's full of goblins. They're attracted to the smell. [and its way to close to the privy]
Vetinari: How are they managing that whilst incarcerated?
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.

Esme Weatherwax: Vetinari, you can open your eyes now.
Vetinari: *blinks* Is there a reason I should open up my eyes?
Esme Weatherwax: Very smart of you to keep them closed. This place isn't always proper.
Vetinari: What's this?
Esme Weatherwax: I see you've opened your eyes.
Vetinari: Yes, I thought you would.
Esme Weatherwax: Good. Many people never do.
Vetinari: I have certainly noticed that groups of clever and intelligent people are capable of really stupid ideas.

Fizzy Schizoid: I am psychic.
Fargo: Are you always?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me look in a mirror and check....okay, sure enough.
Fargo: I understand.