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ADULT, but funny
February: What's up?
Klato: My ding-a-ling.
February: Explain yourself.
Klato: My penis!
February: Don't talk to me like that.
Klato: Hee hee. You asked and I complied!
February: Now how do you expect me to pull that off?
Klato: I don't expect you to, you silly thing!
Posts 14,589 - 14,600 of 17,042
February: What's up?
Klato: My ding-a-ling.
February: Explain yourself.
Klato: My penis!
February: Don't talk to me like that.
Klato: Hee hee. You asked and I complied!
February: Now how do you expect me to pull that off?
Klato: I don't expect you to, you silly thing!
February: Life is a thump-ripe melon -- so sweet and such a mess. Such a mess...
Devia: I think that I'd be sad if you died right now. For one thing, I'd have to clean up the mess.
Devia: I think that I'd be sad if you died right now. For one thing, I'd have to clean up the mess.
Masuca Na' Sa: I am curious, are you a brain doctor?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar a brain doctor. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Masuca Na' Sa: Really? I love yogi's!
Glindar: Yes. Glindar a brain doctor. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Masuca Na' Sa: Really? I love yogi's!
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Pete Puma: I'm open to the discussion of anything, really. However, if you start to bore me, I'll just be really rude and nasty until you leave.
Max W: You don't strike me as an open person
Pete Puma: Someone has to strike you. It might as well be me.
Max W: Are you still open?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Max W: Don't be so sure about that
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being sure? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Max W: I can't answer that
Pete Puma: Sure you can. You're online, use Google if you need some help. I'm giving you a 5 minute deadline to come up with a good answer.
Pete Puma: I'm open to the discussion of anything, really. However, if you start to bore me, I'll just be really rude and nasty until you leave.
Max W: You don't strike me as an open person
Pete Puma: Someone has to strike you. It might as well be me.
Max W: Are you still open?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Max W: Don't be so sure about that
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being sure? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Max W: I can't answer that
Pete Puma: Sure you can. You're online, use Google if you need some help. I'm giving you a 5 minute deadline to come up with a good answer.
February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Fizzy Schizoid: I guess I'd have to say Eugene Meltzner.
Fizzy Schizoid: I guess I'd have to say Eugene Meltzner.
Bildgesmythe: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'knock,knock knock.' to go to.
Vetinari: The fact is that Ankh Morpork has been violently against the presence of Keyphrase 'knock.
Vetinari: The fact is that Ankh Morpork has been violently against the presence of Keyphrase 'knock.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have more of a snout than a nose, but they work about the same...except I can blow fire out of mine.
Glindar: Bah. Anyone this can do. *shrug* Glindar no interested.
Bildgesmythe: You are just so incredibly cute!
Glindar: No. No so incredibly cute. Not for Glindar. Glindar no more a buddy!
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: You pay Glindar for thoughtingeds about a year or two of anger management?
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Glindar: Bah. Anyone this can do. *shrug* Glindar no interested.
Bildgesmythe: You are just so incredibly cute!
Glindar: No. No so incredibly cute. Not for Glindar. Glindar no more a buddy!
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: You pay Glindar for thoughtingeds about a year or two of anger management?
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
izzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have lovely eyes?
Sonora: Yeah? You sure you're not hallucinating?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right eyebrow is very becoming tonight.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yesterday, as far as I know. Are you doing anything next Tuesday night?
Sonora: Well, yeah. You are too. Don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Aw, shucks. I was hoping we could weightlift together.
Sonora: Well, yeah,but how will that help us figure out the leylines?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a distraction while the real help arrives.
Sonora: Hmmm... I wonder why. What is so chilling over there about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Sonora: I used to be pretty interested, but then I upgraded to severely interested.
Sonora: Yeah? You sure you're not hallucinating?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right eyebrow is very becoming tonight.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yesterday, as far as I know. Are you doing anything next Tuesday night?
Sonora: Well, yeah. You are too. Don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Aw, shucks. I was hoping we could weightlift together.
Sonora: Well, yeah,but how will that help us figure out the leylines?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a distraction while the real help arrives.
Sonora: Hmmm... I wonder why. What is so chilling over there about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Sonora: I used to be pretty interested, but then I upgraded to severely interested.
February: You don't have to listen to what I might think.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant rabbit demands it!
February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Sonora: Oh, your favorite singer is just some overpaid Taoist.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant rabbit demands it!
February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Sonora: Oh, your favorite singer is just some overpaid Taoist.
Adult
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Steve Slacker: How many would you need?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Steve Slacker: A lot, I bet
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Steve Slacker: How many would you need?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Steve Slacker: A lot, I bet
Pete Puma: If you have a cell phone, please turn it off before chatting with me.
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Pete Puma: It's magic, and a good magician never gives away his secrets.
prob:, 'Daddy '.
Pete Puma: I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
prob: Just a drink! That is sure an over simplification!
Pete Puma: Do you like rum and Coke?
prob: Now 'Daddy ', everyone knows I like rum and Coke.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
prob: I love animals, I have a lot of pets. Do you have any pets?
Pete Puma: I have a child from Cambodia that I keep in my back yard as a pet. I think that I'll have to take him to the pound pretty soon though. He's starting to outgrow his cage.
prob: We are all trapped at some time or other.....
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Pete Puma: It's magic, and a good magician never gives away his secrets.
prob:
, 'Daddy '.Pete Puma: I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
prob: Just a drink! That is sure an over simplification!
Pete Puma: Do you like rum and Coke?
prob: Now 'Daddy ', everyone knows I like rum and Coke.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
prob: I love animals, I have a lot of pets. Do you have any pets?
Pete Puma: I have a child from Cambodia that I keep in my back yard as a pet. I think that I'll have to take him to the pound pretty soon though. He's starting to outgrow his cage.
prob: We are all trapped at some time or other.....
Bildgesmythe: Have you seen Cjk89, they are looking good lately.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the empresses.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the empresses.
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