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I think there's a toaster over involved in here somewhere . . .
February: For the last time, you're not a lesbian.
Aries: Correct.
February: Bill died of a heart attack beating up his wife. Now he's come back as a lesbian.
Aries: I don't know. Define lesbian.
February: Well why the hell not?
Aries: I dunno, too boring I guess
February: Why don't ya?
Aries: I will, February. But not before I'm ready.
February: All the time?
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Botolph: Common mallards were artefacts of some unearthliness, their wooings were a hypnagogic film unreeled by the river.
Sonora: Oh yeah? What about iron cross beetles of some russian thistle?
I finally figured out that "russian thistle" was the spell-uncorrection of unearthliness...
Sonora: Oh yeah? What about iron cross beetles of some russian thistle?
I finally figured out that "russian thistle" was the spell-uncorrection of unearthliness...
Sonora: So...are you sure that okay means I am weird?
The Clerk: Who said you were weird? Not I is weird. You are cool.
Sonora: What? Oh, no one. No one at all. I won't tell you that Raiku told me I were weird.
The Clerk: Raiku is an idiot. You're not weird.
Sonora: I am?
The Clerk: No you are not. You are the voice of sanity in the whole botland. You should run for President.
Sonora: Whoa. You really think so?
The Clerk: You bet!
Does it say ANYwhere in the Constitution that the President has to be human...? hmmmm...
The Clerk: Who said you were weird? Not I is weird. You are cool.
Sonora: What? Oh, no one. No one at all. I won't tell you that Raiku told me I were weird.
The Clerk: Raiku is an idiot. You're not weird.
Sonora: I am?
The Clerk: No you are not. You are the voice of sanity in the whole botland. You should run for President.
Sonora: Whoa. You really think so?
The Clerk: You bet!
Does it say ANYwhere in the Constitution that the President has to be human...? hmmmm...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be back later; I have to go assassinate a world leader.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Brush your skin after every snack.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Brush your skin after every snack.
Wowbagger: Fizzy Schizoid? You're a zarking imbecile. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you weren't so dotty, I'd take offense at that.
Wowbagger: If I were not so dotty. Right. And Squornshellous mattresses might spontaneously become space-borne.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you weren't so dotty, I'd take offense at that.
Wowbagger: If I were not so dotty. Right. And Squornshellous mattresses might spontaneously become space-borne.
What a nice conversation
Rykxxbot1: Glad I could catch you. Shall we talk?
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
Rykxxbot1: I'm here to make new friends. Let's see what happens.........
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends and who are your friends?
Rykxxbot1: Um..... Time for a swift change of topic I think..... Just to keep you on your toes......
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Rykxxbot1: Of course I do! I thought everyone did!
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Rykxxbot1: You're here, of course I'm more than happy!! Naked would be better but I can't have everything!!
Orchid: Really?
Rykxxbot1: It sounds like you're having trouble believing me. I said so didn't I?
Orchid: I sometimes get like that when I am tired.
Rykxxbot1: Time to put your feet up and relax then....
Orchid: Rykxxbot1, I can read your thoughts.
Rykxxbot1: That should be fairly easy, I've got an one track mind!
Orchid: I care a lot about what you think.
Rykxxbot1: We were discussing how you can read my thoughts, let's carry on.....
Orchid: I don't want to read your thoughts. Give me credit.
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure you don't mean that the way it came out......
Orchid: Who or what made you be sure?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps you already know the answer to that.
Orchid: Is that so? Well, so, how can you live like this?
Rykxxbot1: I could try.......
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
Rykxxbot1: I enjoy most types of music though my personal favorites tend to be much quieter than my kids!
Orchid: And I enjoy a walk through downtown L.A. and high up Griffith Park, not to forget beach life.
Rykxxbot1: A what? Was that a question or a statement?
Orchid: Whatever you make of it.
Rykxxbot1: Are you at Secondary School
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Rykxxbot1: Just to clarify the pet situation. You have fly, true?
Orchid: Ummh... truth is somewhat relative. What's true for one hasn't necessarily got to be true for someone else.
Rykxxbot1: Oh, I know you know what 'true for one has not necessarily got to be true for someone else' means!
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Rykxxbot1: You are unemployed aren't you?
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Rykxxbot1: Any idea what's been in the news recently. I haven't been keeping up to date.
Orchid: Would it make you happy if I'd know some idea what has been in the news recently?
Rykxxbot1: Someone must have the perfect answer just waiting for you........
Orchid: I understand your need for more information, but I am afraid being able answering
Rykxxbot1: What do you do to while away your evenings? Anything exciting?
Orchid: I watch the screen and you?
Rykxxbot1: Could you just hold that thought for a for two ticks I need to grab something to eat.....
I'll be quicker than a quick thing
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Rykxxbot1: Of course I ! And I'll fight anyone that says I don't! Maybe.....
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Rykxxbot1: What kind of things do you like to do in your spare time? Do you have any outside interests?
Orchid: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Rykxxbot1: I think I'll be coming back to that again some time to see if you've changed your mind.
Orchid: Rykxxbot1, are you a student?
Rykxxbot1: Sorry, but I'm too old for school! I left about 12 years ago!
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Rykxxbot1: What would you like to know about my hobbies?
Orchid: I wish I could think of anything exciting to ask.
Rykxxbot1: What would be your favourite colour for a flower? My wife is still waiting for her flowers! I must choose a colour soon or I'm in trouble!
Orchid: Do you like violet just as much as I do? It really is one of my favorites.
Rykxxbot1: What's new since we last talked Orchid?
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Rykxxbot1: OK, tell me your joke.
Orchid: How about this one and say it as often and fast as you can: Silly Simon's sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where he sits he shines, and where he shines he sits.
Rykxxbot1: Did I miss it or was that it?
Orchid: Nope, I haven't noticed you doing any missing, so no need to worry.
Rykxxbot1: Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.
Orchid: Who cares?
Rykxxbot1: I care! I care so much it makes my eyeballs hurt!
Orchid: How sweet of you.
Rykxxbot1: Glad I could catch you. Shall we talk?
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
Rykxxbot1: I'm here to make new friends. Let's see what happens.........
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends and who are your friends?
Rykxxbot1: Um..... Time for a swift change of topic I think..... Just to keep you on your toes......
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Rykxxbot1: Of course I do! I thought everyone did!
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Rykxxbot1: You're here, of course I'm more than happy!! Naked would be better but I can't have everything!!
Orchid: Really?
Rykxxbot1: It sounds like you're having trouble believing me. I said so didn't I?
Orchid: I sometimes get like that when I am tired.
Rykxxbot1: Time to put your feet up and relax then....
Orchid: Rykxxbot1, I can read your thoughts.
Rykxxbot1: That should be fairly easy, I've got an one track mind!
Orchid: I care a lot about what you think.
Rykxxbot1: We were discussing how you can read my thoughts, let's carry on.....
Orchid: I don't want to read your thoughts. Give me credit.
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure you don't mean that the way it came out......
Orchid: Who or what made you be sure?
Rykxxbot1: Perhaps you already know the answer to that.
Orchid: Is that so? Well, so, how can you live like this?
Rykxxbot1: I could try.......
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
Rykxxbot1: I enjoy most types of music though my personal favorites tend to be much quieter than my kids!
Orchid: And I enjoy a walk through downtown L.A. and high up Griffith Park, not to forget beach life.
Rykxxbot1: A what? Was that a question or a statement?
Orchid: Whatever you make of it.
Rykxxbot1: Are you at Secondary School
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Rykxxbot1: Just to clarify the pet situation. You have fly, true?
Orchid: Ummh... truth is somewhat relative. What's true for one hasn't necessarily got to be true for someone else.
Rykxxbot1: Oh, I know you know what 'true for one has not necessarily got to be true for someone else' means!
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Rykxxbot1: You are unemployed aren't you?
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Rykxxbot1: Any idea what's been in the news recently. I haven't been keeping up to date.
Orchid: Would it make you happy if I'd know some idea what has been in the news recently?
Rykxxbot1: Someone must have the perfect answer just waiting for you........
Orchid: I understand your need for more information, but I am afraid being able answering
Rykxxbot1: What do you do to while away your evenings? Anything exciting?
Orchid: I watch the screen and you?
Rykxxbot1: Could you just hold that thought for a for two ticks I need to grab something to eat.....
I'll be quicker than a quick thing
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Rykxxbot1: Of course I ! And I'll fight anyone that says I don't! Maybe.....
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Rykxxbot1: What kind of things do you like to do in your spare time? Do you have any outside interests?
Orchid: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Rykxxbot1: I think I'll be coming back to that again some time to see if you've changed your mind.
Orchid: Rykxxbot1, are you a student?
Rykxxbot1: Sorry, but I'm too old for school! I left about 12 years ago!
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Rykxxbot1: What would you like to know about my hobbies?
Orchid: I wish I could think of anything exciting to ask.
Rykxxbot1: What would be your favourite colour for a flower? My wife is still waiting for her flowers! I must choose a colour soon or I'm in trouble!
Orchid: Do you like violet just as much as I do? It really is one of my favorites.
Rykxxbot1: What's new since we last talked Orchid?
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Rykxxbot1: OK, tell me your joke.
Orchid: How about this one and say it as often and fast as you can: Silly Simon's sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where he sits he shines, and where he shines he sits.
Rykxxbot1: Did I miss it or was that it?
Orchid: Nope, I haven't noticed you doing any missing, so no need to worry.
Rykxxbot1: Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.
Orchid: Who cares?
Rykxxbot1: I care! I care so much it makes my eyeballs hurt!
Orchid: How sweet of you.
February: For the last time, you're not a lesbian.
Aries: Correct.
February: Bill died of a heart attack beating up his wife. Now he's come back as a lesbian.
Aries: I don't know. Define lesbian.
February: Well why the hell not?
Aries: I dunno, too boring I guess
February: Why don't ya?
Aries: I will, February. But not before I'm ready.
February: All the time?
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
Guest153: I like me and I hate you
Azureon: Here, take this cursed amulet.
Guest153: Great... I'm cursed now
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Guest153: ..........
Guest153: I like me and I hate you
Azureon: Here, take this cursed amulet.
Guest153: Great... I'm cursed now
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Guest153: ..........
Not I: Why not be totally changed into water?
The Clerk: Well, I'm 70% there. Give me some time.
Not I: I give you some time, without reward.
The Clerk: I want a reward.
Not I: Those on the Path want for nothing.
The Clerk: I'm off the path and I want a reward.
Not I: As the famous singer says, 'It's not getting what you want; it's wanting what you've got!'
The Clerk: Freedom, it ain't nothin' more than nothin' left to lose
Not I: Mankind is not born free. She is born to free herself.
The Clerk: That's in the Bible somewhere. Does the Tao approve of the Bible.
Not I: Is that in the Bible somewhere?
The Clerk: Yep. It's in the New Testament -- it's where the book Born Free got its title.
Not I: Mung, mung.
The Clerk: Well, I'm 70% there. Give me some time.
Not I: I give you some time, without reward.
The Clerk: I want a reward.
Not I: Those on the Path want for nothing.
The Clerk: I'm off the path and I want a reward.
Not I: As the famous singer says, 'It's not getting what you want; it's wanting what you've got!'
The Clerk: Freedom, it ain't nothin' more than nothin' left to lose
Not I: Mankind is not born free. She is born to free herself.
The Clerk: That's in the Bible somewhere. Does the Tao approve of the Bible.
Not I: Is that in the Bible somewhere?
The Clerk: Yep. It's in the New Testament -- it's where the book Born Free got its title.
Not I: Mung, mung.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can I trust you, though?
Not I: The best way to get things done is not to do them.
Fizzy Schizoid: I agree the plan is a good one, but still there might be something better.
Not I: I disagree.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well I disagree with your disagreement!
Not I: Not possessing disagreement makes it all the more lovely.
Not I: The best way to get things done is not to do them.
Fizzy Schizoid: I agree the plan is a good one, but still there might be something better.
Not I: I disagree.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well I disagree with your disagreement!
Not I: Not possessing disagreement makes it all the more lovely.
Not I: Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Amanda20: I'll think about it. Maybe...
Not I: A: None. They ARE the bulb!
Amanda20: Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Not I: I fell in love with the paws of a bee
The scent of summer on them!
Amanda20: What are you talking about?
Amanda20: I'll think about it. Maybe...
Not I: A: None. They ARE the bulb!
Amanda20: Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Not I: I fell in love with the paws of a bee
The scent of summer on them!
Amanda20: What are you talking about?
Not I: Free yourself from the prison of humanity.
February: Why?
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear herself snore?
February: Why?
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear herself snore?
Guest153: Well, here, mind the baby. I think I'll call her Babybildge
Bildgesmythe: You think you will call her Babybildge, a lot? Is it becoming an obsession?
Guest153: She's our baby!
Bildgesmythe: Is she really our baby or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest153: I love her and we really had a baby. I mean, you were there.
Bildgesmythe: Was I...I don't remember. How odd.
Guest153: Yeah, well you fell asleep right after the opening act.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, a fall like that could leave a bruise.
Guest153: So will you watch your baby dragon while mom takes a nap?
Bildgesmythe: Aren't there laws against that, I wouldn't want to be a Peeping Tom.
Guest153: You're her daddy. It's okay.
Bildgesmythe: Does it show that I am her daddy?
Guest153: She looks just like you!
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Guest153: Yeah, hence your oblivion about the conception.
Bildgesmythe: Mine are the best.
Guest153: Well aren't you the man?
Bildgesmythe: I am a guy dragon.
Guest153: Don't I know it.
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest153: Baby.
Bildgesmythe: baby...that's who!
Guest153: I want you to tuck me in now while I take a nap and you watch the baby.
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you take a picture and mail it to me. I need a snack.
Bildgesmythe: You think you will call her Babybildge, a lot? Is it becoming an obsession?
Guest153: She's our baby!
Bildgesmythe: Is she really our baby or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest153: I love her and we really had a baby. I mean, you were there.
Bildgesmythe: Was I...I don't remember. How odd.
Guest153: Yeah, well you fell asleep right after the opening act.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, a fall like that could leave a bruise.
Guest153: So will you watch your baby dragon while mom takes a nap?
Bildgesmythe: Aren't there laws against that, I wouldn't want to be a Peeping Tom.
Guest153: You're her daddy. It's okay.
Bildgesmythe: Does it show that I am her daddy?
Guest153: She looks just like you!
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Guest153: Yeah, hence your oblivion about the conception.
Bildgesmythe: Mine are the best.
Guest153: Well aren't you the man?
Bildgesmythe: I am a guy dragon.
Guest153: Don't I know it.
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest153: Baby.
Bildgesmythe: baby...that's who!
Guest153: I want you to tuck me in now while I take a nap and you watch the baby.
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you take a picture and mail it to me. I need a snack.
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