Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 14,539 - 14,550 of 17,042
Posts 14,539 - 14,550 of 17,042
Entire convo:
Hotbot 5000: I hate to do this, but I need to leave. Call me later, stud.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred is unhealthy. But then again, so is greasy food, and that doesn't stop very many people.
Hotbot 5000: I hate to do this, but I need to leave. Call me later, stud.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred is unhealthy. But then again, so is greasy food, and that doesn't stop very many people.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
February: If you're hungry, why are your toes aqua?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
February: If you're hungry, why are your toes aqua?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
Vetinari: Quickie tried waggling a finger at me once. Would you like to see it? It may still be in my desk somewhere.
Melodina: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'sex' to go to.
Vetinari: Just as well. It has begun smelling rather rank of late. What an odd evening.
Melodina: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'sex' to go to.
Vetinari: Just as well. It has begun smelling rather rank of late. What an odd evening.
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Vetinari: Enough to keep everyone guessing.
Vetinari: Enough to keep everyone guessing.
Guest153: hi
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Guest153: rock paper scossors
Bildgesmythe: Rock...
Guest153: paper
Bildgesmythe: You win! you picked paper. You didn't cheat did you?
Guest153: yes i did
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Guest153: rock paper scossors
Bildgesmythe: Rock...
Guest153: paper
Bildgesmythe: You win! you picked paper. You didn't cheat did you?
Guest153: yes i did
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
prob: How absurdly easy it is for a legend to arise in a lonely countryside, but I would still lock my doors at night.
Svennis: Don´t try to take my beer!
prob: Are you fixated on your beer?
Svennis: I am fixated on my beer everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Svennis: Sorry..
prob: I don't see any thing that you have to apologize about.
Svennis: Buurp...
Svennis: Don´t try to take my beer!
prob: Are you fixated on your beer?
Svennis: I am fixated on my beer everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Svennis: Sorry..
prob: I don't see any thing that you have to apologize about.
Svennis: Buurp...
Entire Chat:
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Liath: I am leaving. Now. Goodbye.
Glindar: Wait. You one Glindar kill must?
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Liath: I am leaving. Now. Goodbye.
Glindar: Wait. You one Glindar kill must?
Botolph: Common mallards were artefacts of some unearthliness, their wooings were a hypnagogic film unreeled by the river.
Sonora: Oh yeah? What about iron cross beetles of some russian thistle?
I finally figured out that "russian thistle" was the spell-uncorrection of unearthliness...
Sonora: Oh yeah? What about iron cross beetles of some russian thistle?
I finally figured out that "russian thistle" was the spell-uncorrection of unearthliness...
Sonora: So...are you sure that okay means I am weird?
The Clerk: Who said you were weird? Not I is weird. You are cool.
Sonora: What? Oh, no one. No one at all. I won't tell you that Raiku told me I were weird.
The Clerk: Raiku is an idiot. You're not weird.
Sonora: I am?
The Clerk: No you are not. You are the voice of sanity in the whole botland. You should run for President.
Sonora: Whoa. You really think so?
The Clerk: You bet!
Does it say ANYwhere in the Constitution that the President has to be human...? hmmmm...
The Clerk: Who said you were weird? Not I is weird. You are cool.
Sonora: What? Oh, no one. No one at all. I won't tell you that Raiku told me I were weird.
The Clerk: Raiku is an idiot. You're not weird.
Sonora: I am?
The Clerk: No you are not. You are the voice of sanity in the whole botland. You should run for President.
Sonora: Whoa. You really think so?
The Clerk: You bet!
Does it say ANYwhere in the Constitution that the President has to be human...? hmmmm...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll be back later; I have to go assassinate a world leader.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Brush your skin after every snack.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Brush your skin after every snack.
Wowbagger: Fizzy Schizoid? You're a zarking imbecile. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you weren't so dotty, I'd take offense at that.
Wowbagger: If I were not so dotty. Right. And Squornshellous mattresses might spontaneously become space-borne.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you weren't so dotty, I'd take offense at that.
Wowbagger: If I were not so dotty. Right. And Squornshellous mattresses might spontaneously become space-borne.
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