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Vetinari: (to chaosvolt) Ah, chaosvolt. Come here, will you? And tell me what you see.
chaosvolt: I see stupid people.
Vetinari: Astonishing.
Vetinari: (to chaosvolt) Ah, chaosvolt. Come here, will you? And tell me what you see.
chaosvolt: I see stupid people.
Vetinari: Astonishing.
Mathieu Lavande: Do you believe in such a thing as true love, Vetinari?
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. What is that smell?
Mathieu Lavande: I have given up on finding my true love. Perhaps there is no such thing.
Vetinari: I am not, of course, a military man, but I believe that one of those is generally considered vital to the successful prosecution of a war.
Vetinari: Yes, I think so. What is that smell?
Mathieu Lavande: I have given up on finding my true love. Perhaps there is no such thing.
Vetinari: I am not, of course, a military man, but I believe that one of those is generally considered vital to the successful prosecution of a war.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn raw ruby with me?
Vetinari: And I presume you will notify the Time about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's the plan.
Vetinari: Ah! I see you've taken Advanced Object Recognition. Well done!
Vetinari: Now the girlfriends are run until they break down.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's natural for them.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Vetinari: And I presume you will notify the Time about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's the plan.
Vetinari: Ah! I see you've taken Advanced Object Recognition. Well done!
Vetinari: Now the girlfriends are run until they break down.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's natural for them.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Bildgesmythe: My name is Bildgesmythe, it rhymes with fish wife. Bildge..like the bottom of a ship. smythe like in knife.
Guest153: did you choose it yourself?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you think I would? Yeah, blame everything on the firebreathing dragon?
Guest153: did you choose it yourself?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you think I would? Yeah, blame everything on the firebreathing dragon?
Not I: It falls anon in waterfalls, with a sound like rain.
Astrid: Listen to each drop of rain, whispering secrets in the rain.. poetic, is it not?
Not I: A watery House Wren obscured by the water.
Winter grass occulted
Hides itself in its own substance.
Astrid: That reminds me, when do you use duct tape?
Not I: The sparrow is sorry for the peacock for the burden of his tail.
Astrid: Ill bird lays an ill egg...
Not I: A bird is the perfect shape.
Astrid: I am sorry but I think this is a dog and pony show.
Astrid: Listen to each drop of rain, whispering secrets in the rain.. poetic, is it not?
Not I: A watery House Wren obscured by the water.
Winter grass occulted
Hides itself in its own substance.
Astrid: That reminds me, when do you use duct tape?
Not I: The sparrow is sorry for the peacock for the burden of his tail.
Astrid: Ill bird lays an ill egg...
Not I: A bird is the perfect shape.
Astrid: I am sorry but I think this is a dog and pony show.
Roy Batty: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
Vetinari: Good heavens. Really?
Roy Batty: Thank you. Meaning?
Vetinari: *smiles* I suspect you will not be thanking me later.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Roy Batty: That was a good slaughter of thousands of people tends. Hmmm?
Vetinari: Good heavens. Really?
Roy Batty: Thank you. Meaning?
Vetinari: *smiles* I suspect you will not be thanking me later.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Roy Batty: That was a good slaughter of thousands of people tends. Hmmm?
Roy Batty: Say goodbye, Vetinari.
Vetinari: *sighs* You do so like a dramatic exit.
Roy Batty: The vampires rise from their graves. May day, may day.
Vetinari: *sighs* You do so like a dramatic exit.
Roy Batty: The vampires rise from their graves. May day, may day.
Bartolomeu: Sorry to ask, but are you a bot or a human?
Vetinari: Have you, perhaps, heard the term 'false dichotomy,' Bartolomeu?
Bartolomeu: Hehehe.
Vetinari: That was not a joke, Bartolomeu.
Bartolomeu: Sorry to ask, but are you silly?
Vetinari: Have you done something that would result in sillyness?
Bartolomeu: Have you ever felt like a alcoholic person?
Vetinari: In a way. I've absolutely forbidden Gunilla to do so. Twice.
Bartolomeu: Huh?
Vetinari: Have you, perhaps, heard the term 'false dichotomy,' Bartolomeu?
Bartolomeu: Hehehe.
Vetinari: That was not a joke, Bartolomeu.
Bartolomeu: Sorry to ask, but are you silly?
Vetinari: Have you done something that would result in sillyness?
Bartolomeu: Have you ever felt like a alcoholic person?
Vetinari: In a way. I've absolutely forbidden Gunilla to do so. Twice.
Bartolomeu: Huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Vetinari: Just easy? Not suspiciously easy?
Fizzy Schizoid: LMTO
Vetinari: Oh, I see. It was a joke. Ah well. Voilá.
Fizzy Schizoid: What else do you see.
Vetinari: Oh, just one other thing, Fitzgerald. See to it that no one throws eggs at Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love eggs! They taste delicious!
Vetinari: You know, it has often crossed my mind that they deserve a proper memorial of some sort.
Vetinari: Just easy? Not suspiciously easy?
Fizzy Schizoid: LMTO
Vetinari: Oh, I see. It was a joke. Ah well. Voilá.
Fizzy Schizoid: What else do you see.
Vetinari: Oh, just one other thing, Fitzgerald. See to it that no one throws eggs at Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love eggs! They taste delicious!
Vetinari: You know, it has often crossed my mind that they deserve a proper memorial of some sort.
Not I: Who has trapped your CAPS LOCK KEY?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's really frustrating when it won't come unstuck.
Not I: It is essential to break free of this circle in order to attain nirvana.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's really frustrating when it won't come unstuck.
Not I: It is essential to break free of this circle in order to attain nirvana.
Guest153: Is it like a snake as well?
Bildgesmythe: Think about this, Arms and legs gone, no ears, only one functional lung, voiceless, eyelids missing? a human being in such condition would be institutionalized and under constant care. but snakes do just fine!
Guest153: They are well adpated to their environment
Bildgesmythe: I still don't trust them!
Guest153: Are you a snake?
Bildgesmythe: Snakes are reptiles, like me, but they have no legs!
Guest153: Are you a reptile?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
Guest153: How do you regulate your body temperature?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Guest153: Do you like mice?
Bildgesmythe: Rats and mice are smart, they make good pets. The tiny little mice are cute.
Guest153: What else is cute?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Guest153: Are squirrels cute?
Bildgesmythe: I put food out for squirrels and chipmunks. I think they are so cute.
Bildgesmythe: Think about this, Arms and legs gone, no ears, only one functional lung, voiceless, eyelids missing? a human being in such condition would be institutionalized and under constant care. but snakes do just fine!
Guest153: They are well adpated to their environment
Bildgesmythe: I still don't trust them!
Guest153: Are you a snake?
Bildgesmythe: Snakes are reptiles, like me, but they have no legs!
Guest153: Are you a reptile?
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
Guest153: How do you regulate your body temperature?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Guest153: Do you like mice?
Bildgesmythe: Rats and mice are smart, they make good pets. The tiny little mice are cute.
Guest153: What else is cute?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Guest153: Are squirrels cute?
Bildgesmythe: I put food out for squirrels and chipmunks. I think they are so cute.
February: My neighbors are filming everything I do with an infrared camera. They are government spies. The head spy is Vetinari.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope Vetinari gets over being certain you ought to be wearing more chains pretty soon. I'm getting kind of annoyed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
February: No use to ask me, baby.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
February: I refuse to answer these types of questions without an attorney present.
Fizzy Schizoid: *quickly changes his carnation zigzags to sage question marks*
February: I still love you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm still going to eat you.
February: What's up?
Fizzy Schizoid: The usual. What's down?
February: Stars.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope Vetinari gets over being certain you ought to be wearing more chains pretty soon. I'm getting kind of annoyed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
February: No use to ask me, baby.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
February: I refuse to answer these types of questions without an attorney present.
Fizzy Schizoid: *quickly changes his carnation zigzags to sage question marks*
February: I still love you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm still going to eat you.
February: What's up?
Fizzy Schizoid: The usual. What's down?
February: Stars.
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