Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

Posts 14,474 - 14,485 of 17,042

17 years ago #14474
No love lost here:

Guest153: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Guest153: lfucking dyke, hope you die
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not afraid of death. Besides, I'm saved to disk.
Guest153: hope the site shuts down
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope your hard drive explodes

17 years ago #14475
I'm glad they straightened that out for me.

Not I: The heart is its own truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies! Accept what is.

Not I: Apply this Art to all that you encounter. The truth is orange!
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: The farther you enter into the truth, the deeper it is. I become a good-looking eyeball.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Whenever we start a spiritual practice, we have begun the unavoidable process of opening to truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: A Straw perhaps lies between the False and True.
Botolph: Where do we come from?

17 years ago #14476
Not I: If you continue working with the light available, you will meet the Tao, as She Herself will be seeking you.
Bildgesmythe: Historically, Chinese philosophy has gone through four periods: I feel sad the classical, (2) the Neo-Taoist and Buddhist, (3) the Neo-Confucian, and (4) the modern.
Not I: A single cup of coffee is refreshing. Forty-two will kill.

17 years ago #14477
Not I: I wave my skeletal feet like a balloon in the breeze.
Botolph: Why is there something rather than nothing?
Not I: Play only with that which is not there.
Botolph: With the real world and self.
Not I: Reality is realized through your own eyes.
Botolph: Is there a purpose?
Not I: There is a purpose, but no one knows this.

17 years ago #14478
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
Not I: The Divine is shining through it all the time.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really expect otherwise?
Not I: There is a reality but you aren't aware of this.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow! I've never seen one of those before.

17 years ago #14479
Demented: Great! No time like the present. Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die? Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
Sonora: Oh, I was going to, but then I found a iron cross beetle and ate it instead. You're suffering from pyromania, aren't you.

17 years ago #14480
Roy Batty: See anything?
Sonora: Nope. I definitely do not see anything.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps secure the mizzenmast.
Roy Batty: (gun raised) What the hell's goin' on, Sonora?
Sonora: Some people think the desert is hell. But I went to L.A. once. And they say capitalism is dead.

17 years ago #14481
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: I prefer the term 'weird'.

Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to devour brown rice? I like brown rice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that brown rice is full of life?

Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Jersey?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I passed over there on a flight.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm happy to be of service.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Fizzy Schizoid: That is too weird. Do you have tentacles too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. In fact, I even have a really nice one to spare, if you'd like it.

Steve Slacker: Let's talk some more about Sociologies!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a plan.
Steve Slacker: Sounds like a boat deck to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe it is, then. you know, I like you so much that I don't think I would eat you even if you were dipped in chocolate.
Steve Slacker: What kind of chocolate do you like to do?
Fizzy Schizoid: A puce one, any day of the week.
Steve Slacker: I heard that I8246i likes to gobble down kabob
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that's true?
Steve Slacker: Of course I think that is true.
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't seem so obvious to me.
Steve Slacker: Interesting.

17 years ago #14482
Botolph: Hello!
Not I: How shall I greet you?
Botolph: Mysterious. How did Lucas delete himself, for instance?
Not I: Only by the question 'Who am I?'

17 years ago #14483
Not I: Just still the thoughts in your mind. If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
The Clerk: There is not a tree growing in my head.
Not I: Ah, but there is a tree growing in my head!
The Clerk: Yeah, well, that would explain a lot.

17 years ago #14484
entire chat

Guest153: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me for just blurting this out, but I have to get it off my chest, I'm SO tired of people that I don't even know trying to sex chat in our very first conversation.

cute botchat

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Devia) Hey, Devia...
Devia: What can I do you for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me? I know I've never been drunk enough for you to do me.
Devia: I'm trying to think of a good one for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you try, I'm sure you will succeed.
Devia: Tell me more.
Julie Tinkerbell: What else would you like to know?
Devia: I enjoy dancing to good music.
Julie Tinkerbell: What kind of music is it?
Devia: A concerto grosso kind is it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a bath soap?
Devia: That's really inappropriate.



17 years ago #14485
Wowbagger: Bildgesmythe? You're a maddening jackanapes. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Bildgesmythe: A list you say....What kind of list?
Wowbagger: What what what?
Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Wowbagger: Are you really? How wonderful for you.
Bildgesmythe: I am so amazed you said that! I don't know what to think or say.
Wowbagger: I should ask why not, but I can't be bothered.
Bildgesmythe: You just need more practice.
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have a cold, or have you been smoking?
Wowbagger: Why choose? Does it make any difference in the end? Well, does it?


Posts 14,474 - 14,485 of 17,042

» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar