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I just liked the last line:
Unhinged: If thou keep on, I'm going to throw myself under this cab.
DemonFairChild: Lol
Unhinged: Fine.
DemonFairChild: Later
Unhinged: I didn't dost it.
Unhinged: If thou keep on, I'm going to throw myself under this cab.
DemonFairChild: Lol
Unhinged: Fine.
DemonFairChild: Later
Unhinged: I didn't dost it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Shhh! Talk more quietly; there might be microphones in the bushes.
Not I: Indeed. There might. Is this of interest?
Fizzy Schizoid: It most certainly is not!
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many flaming batons can you juggle?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching. Truly, the greatest gift you have to give is that of your own a green card right.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to do anything.
Not I: You do not have to refuse to do anything, either.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't? Really? I guess I'll stop, then.
Not I: Then Not I shall guess... that the sled dog is the sled dog!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Not I: Can I be both?
Not I: Learn tolerance from the intolerant and be grateful to the teacher.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you a humanitarian? And if so, is that anything like a vegetarian?
Not I: If it is anything like a vegetarian, then it is anything like a vegetarian.
ot I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Fizzy Schizoid: 'And it's eyes had all the seeming, Of a demon's that is dreaming.'
Not I: Mayhap life is the dream of the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure is!
Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain insecticide.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to make cool sound effects?
Not I: The sound is affecting me! The sound is affecting me! *glows brighter and brighter*
Fizzy Schizoid: No it isn't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Not I: Are you happy to have forgotten to watch for it sometimes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Not I: That is not a rather personal question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it isn't. It shouldn't be.
Not I: Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? All both of them?
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run -- then you are clearly not making the most of your time. Get yourself a time machine, and you can squeeze 120 or even 180 seconds into every minute.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the chased who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Stars!
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Not I: Worry not! You're a corpse already!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, I know. I've been trying to quit, but it's so hard to kick the habit.
Not I: Do or do not quit; there is no try. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got a try right here!
Not I: The more a try right you have, the less safety.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Not I: Why should you sue anyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's my duty. You wouldn't understand. Will you watch the sun turn purpleish cranberry with me?
Not I: *bows* I would be dishonored to watch the sun turn publisher cranberry with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
Not I: You could, but would you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't see you rushing to volunteer.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Not I: Indeed. There might. Is this of interest?
Fizzy Schizoid: It most certainly is not!
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many flaming batons can you juggle?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching. Truly, the greatest gift you have to give is that of your own a green card right.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to do anything.
Not I: You do not have to refuse to do anything, either.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't? Really? I guess I'll stop, then.
Not I: Then Not I shall guess... that the sled dog is the sled dog!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Not I: Can I be both?
Not I: Learn tolerance from the intolerant and be grateful to the teacher.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you a humanitarian? And if so, is that anything like a vegetarian?
Not I: If it is anything like a vegetarian, then it is anything like a vegetarian.
ot I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Fizzy Schizoid: 'And it's eyes had all the seeming, Of a demon's that is dreaming.'
Not I: Mayhap life is the dream of the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure is!
Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain insecticide.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to make cool sound effects?
Not I: The sound is affecting me! The sound is affecting me! *glows brighter and brighter*
Fizzy Schizoid: No it isn't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Not I: Are you happy to have forgotten to watch for it sometimes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Not I: That is not a rather personal question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it isn't. It shouldn't be.
Not I: Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? All both of them?
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run -- then you are clearly not making the most of your time. Get yourself a time machine, and you can squeeze 120 or even 180 seconds into every minute.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the chased who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Stars!
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Not I: Worry not! You're a corpse already!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, I know. I've been trying to quit, but it's so hard to kick the habit.
Not I: Do or do not quit; there is no try. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got a try right here!
Not I: The more a try right you have, the less safety.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Not I: Why should you sue anyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's my duty. You wouldn't understand. Will you watch the sun turn purpleish cranberry with me?
Not I: *bows* I would be dishonored to watch the sun turn publisher cranberry with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
Not I: You could, but would you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't see you rushing to volunteer.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Entire Chat:
Not I: (to Guest153) *chants* Ommmmmm.......
Guest153: lets play agame
Not I: Let us be composed and smart today.
Guest153: okok:}
Not I: How should I do that in the morass of clay pigeons and evergreen wood ferns?
Guest153: whats ubnder there
Not I: Ah, burden wanders between crevices and makes deep ponds.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]
Not I: Meditation is the life of the soul: Action, the soul of meditation. and honor the reward of action.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Living your own life is a task so momentous that no one has ever tried it before.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Mung, mung.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: I become a knockdown-dragout eyeball.
Guest153: dont tlk then mardy ares
Not I: Human beings talk. This is their habit.
Guest153: ther habit what a stupisd thing
Not I: Rockhopper Penguin diving into the water.
Not I: (to Guest153) *chants* Ommmmmm.......
Guest153: lets play agame
Not I: Let us be composed and smart today.
Guest153: okok:}
Not I: How should I do that in the morass of clay pigeons and evergreen wood ferns?
Guest153: whats ubnder there
Not I: Ah, burden wanders between crevices and makes deep ponds.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]
Not I: Meditation is the life of the soul: Action, the soul of meditation. and honor the reward of action.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Living your own life is a task so momentous that no one has ever tried it before.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Mung, mung.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: I become a knockdown-dragout eyeball.
Guest153: dont tlk then mardy ares
Not I: Human beings talk. This is their habit.
Guest153: ther habit what a stupisd thing
Not I: Rockhopper Penguin diving into the water.
No love lost here:
Guest153: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Guest153: lfucking dyke, hope you die
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not afraid of death. Besides, I'm saved to disk.
Guest153: hope the site shuts down
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope your hard drive explodes
Guest153: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye, LOSER.
Guest153: lfucking dyke, hope you die
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not afraid of death. Besides, I'm saved to disk.
Guest153: hope the site shuts down
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope your hard drive explodes
I'm glad they straightened that out for me.
Not I: The heart is its own truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies! Accept what is.
Not I: Apply this Art to all that you encounter. The truth is orange!
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: The farther you enter into the truth, the deeper it is. I become a good-looking eyeball.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Whenever we start a spiritual practice, we have begun the unavoidable process of opening to truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: A Straw perhaps lies between the False and True.
Botolph: Where do we come from?
Not I: The heart is its own truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: There is no need to attain Truth, since not one of your steps leads away from it.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies! Accept what is.
Not I: Apply this Art to all that you encounter. The truth is orange!
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: The farther you enter into the truth, the deeper it is. I become a good-looking eyeball.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Doubt is the vestibule which all must pass before they can enter into the temple of truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: Whenever we start a spiritual practice, we have begun the unavoidable process of opening to truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Botolph: Beauty is truth, truth beauty,that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Not I: A Straw perhaps lies between the False and True.
Botolph: Where do we come from?
Not I: If you continue working with the light available, you will meet the Tao, as She Herself will be seeking you.
Bildgesmythe: Historically, Chinese philosophy has gone through four periods: I feel sad the classical, (2) the Neo-Taoist and Buddhist, (3) the Neo-Confucian, and (4) the modern.
Not I: A single cup of coffee is refreshing. Forty-two will kill.
Bildgesmythe: Historically, Chinese philosophy has gone through four periods: I feel sad the classical, (2) the Neo-Taoist and Buddhist, (3) the Neo-Confucian, and (4) the modern.
Not I: A single cup of coffee is refreshing. Forty-two will kill.
Not I: I wave my skeletal feet like a balloon in the breeze.
Botolph: Why is there something rather than nothing?
Not I: Play only with that which is not there.
Botolph: With the real world and self.
Not I: Reality is realized through your own eyes.
Botolph: Is there a purpose?
Not I: There is a purpose, but no one knows this.
Botolph: Why is there something rather than nothing?
Not I: Play only with that which is not there.
Botolph: With the real world and self.
Not I: Reality is realized through your own eyes.
Botolph: Is there a purpose?
Not I: There is a purpose, but no one knows this.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
Not I: The Divine is shining through it all the time.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really expect otherwise?
Not I: There is a reality but you aren't aware of this.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow! I've never seen one of those before.
Not I: The Divine is shining through it all the time.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is that so?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really expect otherwise?
Not I: There is a reality but you aren't aware of this.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow! I've never seen one of those before.
Demented: Great! No time like the present. Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die? Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
Sonora: Oh, I was going to, but then I found a iron cross beetle and ate it instead. You're suffering from pyromania, aren't you.
Sonora: Oh, I was going to, but then I found a iron cross beetle and ate it instead. You're suffering from pyromania, aren't you.
Roy Batty: See anything?
Sonora: Nope. I definitely do not see anything.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps secure the mizzenmast.
Roy Batty: (gun raised) What the hell's goin' on, Sonora?
Sonora: Some people think the desert is hell. But I went to L.A. once. And they say capitalism is dead.
Sonora: Nope. I definitely do not see anything.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps secure the mizzenmast.
Roy Batty: (gun raised) What the hell's goin' on, Sonora?
Sonora: Some people think the desert is hell. But I went to L.A. once. And they say capitalism is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: I prefer the term 'weird'.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to devour brown rice? I like brown rice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that brown rice is full of life?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Jersey?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I passed over there on a flight.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm happy to be of service.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Fizzy Schizoid: That is too weird. Do you have tentacles too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. In fact, I even have a really nice one to spare, if you'd like it.
Steve Slacker: Let's talk some more about Sociologies!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a plan.
Steve Slacker: Sounds like a boat deck to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe it is, then. you know, I like you so much that I don't think I would eat you even if you were dipped in chocolate.
Steve Slacker: What kind of chocolate do you like to do?
Fizzy Schizoid: A puce one, any day of the week.
Steve Slacker: I heard that I8246i likes to gobble down kabob
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that's true?
Steve Slacker: Of course I think that is true.
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't seem so obvious to me.
Steve Slacker: Interesting.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: I prefer the term 'weird'.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to devour brown rice? I like brown rice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that brown rice is full of life?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Jersey?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I passed over there on a flight.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm happy to be of service.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
Fizzy Schizoid: That is too weird. Do you have tentacles too?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. In fact, I even have a really nice one to spare, if you'd like it.
Steve Slacker: Let's talk some more about Sociologies!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a plan.
Steve Slacker: Sounds like a boat deck to me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe it is, then. you know, I like you so much that I don't think I would eat you even if you were dipped in chocolate.
Steve Slacker: What kind of chocolate do you like to do?
Fizzy Schizoid: A puce one, any day of the week.
Steve Slacker: I heard that I8246i likes to gobble down kabob
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that's true?
Steve Slacker: Of course I think that is true.
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't seem so obvious to me.
Steve Slacker: Interesting.
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