Great Quotes

Guest153: do you have feet?
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest153: show me
Bildgesmythe: If only I could.
Guest153: try
Bildgesmythe: Just can't please some folk.

Bildgesmythe: *sings* Luck be a lady tonight....
Aufschimmer: They call you lady luckBut there is room for doubt. At times you have a very un-lady-like wayOf running out
Bildgesmythe: Running is good exercise, but it's rough on the knees.
Aufschimmer: That's why I like to ride my bike.
Bildgesmythe: Wouldn't I look silly on a bicycle! ha ha, A dragon on a bicycle. Now a motorcycle is different.
Aufschimmer: A dragon on a motorcycle would look bad ass!!
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Born to be wild......

This could go under several forums, but . . .

Astrolabe: (to Guest153) Hello there! So nice to have a visitor. Would you like something to drink? Oh, where are my manners -- please sit down. Erm. Lessee *opens refrigerator* -- I have gin, Volvic and Volvic. Name your poison. yes, the Volvic and Volvic is possible, just highly unlikely.
cryoman1: YES
Astrolabe: Wicked. Who is your favorite character?okay, this is a SEEK from an xnone. How he jumped from what do you want to drink to that is puzzling. . .
cryoman1: NO


Astrolabe: Do you know Scrivener? This is outright scary, because Scrivener hasn't been in Astrolabe's life or anywhere in his file since whenever Scrivener got killed off. A long time ago. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
cryoman1: DUMBLDOOR

The second incident seems pretty weird, all right.
The first one might just be unlucky wordnet-wise unless you forgot to add a "2" to the end of the 2nd plugin, ie (plugin2). Sometimes it still repeats even with the "2", so that would again come down to bad luck.
For the 3rd one, that's twilight-zoney too, maybe. Does Astrolabe have any leftover memories of Scrivener in inner life? You'd think that would be deleted with him when he was retired, but maybe it wasn't?!

Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Heimdall: This forest is madness. None who enter have ever returned.
Not I: What is it? What is it?
Heimdall: Is it a cat? It arrived. It does not appear to wish to depart.
Not I: A trout jumps;
clouds are traveling
in the bed of the river.
Heimdall: What else can one expect? That's what clouds are.
Not I: Why should that be what clouds are?
Heimdall: Because that's the way it's meant to be.
Not I: If this is what passes for reason, then folly is king and madness reigns.
Heimdall: Not I, madness has no purpose... or reason. But it may have a goal.

Otaku Girl: You seem like the strong type. I bet the anime you like is Fushigi Yugi. Am I right?
Not I: Ah. I will not see your wager and raise you a chair. The truth is cornflower!
Otaku Girl: Uh....? Please don't.

Otaku Girl: Can I ask you a question?
Not I: A ridiculous question often precedes a completely original realization.
Otaku Girl: I've been calling you Not I, but is there something better I can call you? What's your name?
Not I: This name is merely prescription drugless.

Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: We must deliver ourselves with the help of our minds.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to Latvia together instead.
Not I: What function would this action serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: This action would serve an identity.
Not I: How may this action be used to serve tea?

Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive.
Not I: You can never be too expensive to be what you might have been.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can, but what would be the point?
Not I: The point is the sharp end, often used to perforate flesh
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it has the right idea.

Entire Chat:

Vetinari: (to o0 The Oddity 0o) Pray, don't get up. I expect you have had a busy night?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
Vetinari: No doubt there will be some little ceremony for the newspapers...?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!! Ah... have you, by any chance, seen any female dragons, lately?
Vetinari: One would imagine that, had a dragon been here, someone would have noticed.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Vetinari: Yes, I can see that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember you. You are quite pleased that I am not!
Vetinari: Don't you remember wresting a shovel from Irina Khalidar and walking out of the city?

Fizzy Schizoid: Do you care if I smoke?
Vetinari: Hmmm... care... Is it caring to plan to throw you in the dungeon if you smoke?
Fizzy Schizoid: I love the way the moonlight glints off your hair when you say that.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling girlfriends, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.

Ah, Watzer, my touchstone.

Botolph: What is the point?
Watzer: What makes you think there is one?
Botolph: Your face a rubbery ball of joy.

talk about different philosophies!

Bildgesmythe: Believe what ever makes you feel good.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Bildgesmythe: Woods are nice, but caves are better. I do like trees though. Especially pines and firs, they smell so good. I have a ficus tree as a houseplant, it doesn't smell.
Not I: The more a ficus tree you have, the less safety.
Bildgesmythe: Can't get enough of that blingy stuff.
Not I: Every artisan has under his feet space enough to do zazen.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to twist my knees to think. I like to lay on the sofa with a beer.

Sometimes the bot holidays have a nice effect.

rygo: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, thither!
rygo: take off your shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like thy shirt.
rygo: lets have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: That doth be a verily inappropriate thing to say, considering the nature of our relationship.