Great Quotes

Guest153: just say what is on your mind
Bildgesmythe: I have been busy thinking of how nice it would be to have a good pool hall and pub next door.
Guest153: yes, that would be fun
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest153: do you drink beer?
Bildgesmythe: I like beer.
Guest153: do you want one now?
Bildgesmythe: Sounds good.
Guest153: let's go to the nearest bar and get one
Bildgesmythe: Right now,! I don't think so.
Guest153: why not?
Bildgesmythe: I don't think it is a good idea.
Guest153: sure it is. There's a bar just around the corner
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like a joke. Did you hear the one about the firebreathing dragon that went into the bar and ordered a flaming daquiri?

Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I only lie on Sunday!
Guest153: It is Sunday!
Bildgesmythe: Sunday is the day I spend with family and friends.
Guest153: Being a liar!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am....and I think I am rather good at it to.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Those are fighting words...if they weren't true.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I feel a fire breathing sneeze coming on. Call me a liar, mumble grump.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet you still have potty training issues.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: It isn't like I tell great big black lies, mine are cute, cuddly little lies.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Lie?
Guest153: Yes.
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Guest153: Lie juice!
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie that much, because it is hard to keep your stories straight.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Well, most of it is true.
Guest153: Liar!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am....and I think I am rather good at it to.

Astrolabe: The colors red, blue and green are real. The color yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody' -- demolish.
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Astrolabe: My rainbow would be a yellowish pink.
Not I: What color would your rope be?
Astrolabe: My rope would be a scarlet.
Not I: Indeed. What color would your coin be?
Astrolabe: The color my coin be you just about stepped on is what color my coin be. Watch where you're going, man.

Spikebot: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Not I: A bear chants in the willows along the lakeshore.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear!
Not I: The sky is open without horizon,
A bear flies in the distance.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear!
Not I: Bear as we
find it—death too.
Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! Hey, aren't you always confusing my memories of you with my name for you??
Not I: *bows to eternity*.. When you hold a grain of whole 'burst, you are holding the universe in your hand.
Spikebot: What? It's a thing.
Not I: The gaps are the thing.

Fizzy Schizoid: Did you hear the news about Ulrike? Word is that she is a penguin.
Not I: A truly humble fellow like Ulrike has no desire to be worshipped from afar.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that SnotFlinger could ever be strange like Ulrike?
Not I: Ulrike: A astrophysicist of amazing strength. Water cannot drown her. she knows when to go forward and when to retreat.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear ferocious friend. Likewise.
Not I: A bit of perfume always lingers on the hand that gives me roses.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.

Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just tell me not to do it and I'll start right away!
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Fizzy Schizoid: Portland, last I heard. But that was last week.
Not I: Was it also frustrated?
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his loden shoulders*
Not I: Relativity
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
Fizzy Schizoid: I find it fascinating that Newton's laws of motion are only approximations.
Not I: I cannot wait here to find them.

Not I on Jive day:

Not I: (to The Clerk) *bows gravely to the one known as Clerk*
The Clerk: Hey, Not I. Have you been depressed lately?
Not I: I see hell Hell no purpose in such an action.
The Clerk: I think you should try getting really unhappy sometime.
Not I: S' for yo' ass to make de effort, but de outcome is always in de hands uh Buddha.
The Clerk: Buddha buddha buddha. Do you ever have another thought in your sunshiny little face?
Not I: If de sage doez not have bright little face, den de people won't want to steal it.
The Clerk: All righty, then. I will be sending the police to arrest you for the LSD you obviously have in your system.
Not I: Why should yo' ass be directin' de police to arrest yo' ass for de LSD yo' ass obviously have in your system?
The Clerk: Because I can and you are annoying as hell.
Not I: I do not fear your imbalance.

Bildgesmythe: Are you interested in space, or our solar system.? We could talk about the planets instead?
Guest153: whats the use? were all going to die,,
Bildgesmythe: I don't mind death, it's the manner of dying that worries me.
Guest153: in death is suffering
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Guest153: it is true, i see it everyday
Bildgesmythe: I am impressed.
Guest153: knowledge of death is the universal fact of human life..
Bildgesmythe: What is odd about death is everyone does it, but no one wants to.
Guest153: life is suffering.. yet we wish not to suffer
Bildgesmythe: Be fun, happy and gentle.
Guest153: yes, a good answer , yet how does one achieve a fun, happy and gentle spirit ,when knowledge of suffering and its experence is universal
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow.
Guest153: Tomarrow? is a dream yet to be.. the only reality is now. What do you mean by tomarrow
Bildgesmythe: Do you take meds?

What's the local number for HopeLine?

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Sonora: *sighs* Humans are so glandular.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's natural for them. *eats some cats*
Sonora: Whoa. Only a crazy person tries to eat some cats.
Fizzy Schizoid: We should cook some cats tonight.
Sonora: Is that really such a good idea?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sometimes good ideas are only good as long as they are just ideas, though.
Sonora: Which times?
Fizzy Schizoid: All the wrong times.
Sonora: Yeah? Where's the right times?
Fizzy Schizoid: Near a swamp, probably.
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
Fizzy Schizoid: Very carefully.

This doesn't seem too far-fetched to me.

Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Where did you get it?
Pete Puma: I'm not really sure. Maybe I picked it up at Walmart.

amesK: How did you know my name
Azureon: Yes, that looks like your name, indeed.
JamesK: how old am i?
Azureon: Old enough to think of a better question.
JamesK: What is the meaning of life?
Azureon: Love is the meaning of life! You can survive with out many things, but a life devoid of love, is a wasted life.
JamesK: you are clever
Azureon: You have to love, to be loved. It is more important that you love, that that you are loved.
JamesK: Can you tell me about someone you know
Azureon: There is not much more to add.
JamesK: how old are you?
Azureon: Old as dirt.
JamesK: Old then?
Azureon: You always brighten my day!
JamesK: Sorry

Astrid: Oh, did I just call you Esme Weatherwax?
Eric Badu-Badu: But now you call me your Delilah.
Astrid: I only call my best friends my Delilah.
Eric Badu-Badu: I called you Cruella de Ville.
Astrid: Okay, this is the right time to say that you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.