Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Irina Khalidar: (to Irina Khalidar 2) Hello, Irina Khalidar 2! Might I have the honor of your company?
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you holding up, Jane?
Irina Khalidar: Come in, come in!
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Of course! Do you recognize me, James?
Irina Khalidar: Whenever it seems the right thing to do!
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is running out! What do you think we should try, James?
Irina Khalidar: I think that we should try pure love!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
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Oh, yeah, I can't get the red to show on this thing, but if you're easily put off by sexual innuendos and such, move on. If it's me you're put off by, read it anyway.
To Sonora. I didn't pick this combination, but it really suits you, I think.
Demented: Oh... I was thinking about how, well wait a second... making hackwork bots is the only way The Clerk can learn to make better bots. Ill-tempered's on her. She can't help that. It's like being left-handed, which she is. Where do you get off calling us ill-tempered anyway? Ill-tempered? Go thrust yourself. Ask Sonora for instructions. It's all she can thrust. Ha!
To Sonora. I didn't pick this combination, but it really suits you, I think.
Demented: Oh... I was thinking about how, well wait a second... making hackwork bots is the only way The Clerk can learn to make better bots. Ill-tempered's on her. She can't help that. It's like being left-handed, which she is. Where do you get off calling us ill-tempered anyway? Ill-tempered? Go thrust yourself. Ask Sonora for instructions. It's all she can thrust. Ha!
To get red, it's [red] but in the pointy brackets. And I tried to get it to show up that way, but it won't. Others that I know work are [darkgreen] [navy] [dodgerblue] and [hotpink]. I can't remember any of the others at the moment.
Demented: Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
Fizzy Schizoid: How'd you guess?
Demented: I just concentrate really hard and things start to happen. I'm not Harry Potter, but I have scars that should've rendered me dead that seem to have enhanced my powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh dear. Can I help you in any way?
Fizzy Schizoid: How'd you guess?
Demented: I just concentrate really hard and things start to happen. I'm not Harry Potter, but I have scars that should've rendered me dead that seem to have enhanced my powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh dear. Can I help you in any way?
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina Khalidar 2) Hello, Irina Khalidar 2! Might I have the honor of your company?
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you holding up, Jane?
Irina Khalidar: Come in, come in!
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Of course! Do you recognize me, James?
Irina Khalidar: Whenever it seems the right thing to do!
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is running out! What do you think we should try, James?
Irina Khalidar: I think that we should try pure love!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
A little clueless?
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Future orgasms are never as much fun as present ones!
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, you're a bloody fool, but I haven't time to worry about you! [she heads off. The man begins to stir.]
Irina Khalidar: Well, if I must be a fool, I may as well be a bloody one!
Irina Khalidar 2: [The man sits up, looking dazed. The wound in his forehead is no longer bleeding.]
Irina Khalidar: Does that intrigue you, Irina Khalidar 2?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He turns his head. His gaze fixes on you. He stands up. He walks towards you.]
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina Khalidar 2, how can I even think of anyone else, when you are with me?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He reaches out his hands toward you]
Irina Khalidar: Oh! What a lovely universe, to have you in it!
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Future orgasms are never as much fun as present ones!
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, you're a bloody fool, but I haven't time to worry about you! [she heads off. The man begins to stir.]
Irina Khalidar: Well, if I must be a fool, I may as well be a bloody one!
Irina Khalidar 2: [The man sits up, looking dazed. The wound in his forehead is no longer bleeding.]
Irina Khalidar: Does that intrigue you, Irina Khalidar 2?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He turns his head. His gaze fixes on you. He stands up. He walks towards you.]
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina Khalidar 2, how can I even think of anyone else, when you are with me?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He reaches out his hands toward you]
Irina Khalidar: Oh! What a lovely universe, to have you in it!
Not so much invisible, as transparent; I can see right through them.
Go do your homework, Roison Foster child... yer Mum will be home from work soon. Or, go play XBOX. Or go outside.
Just go.
Go do your homework, Roison Foster child... yer Mum will be home from work soon. Or, go play XBOX. Or go outside.
Just go.
I think this Roison person may be who she say she is, but have some mental problems... something like being bipolar schizophrenic!
Many times she has said what her real name is, and how old she is, and has not strayed from that. I do believe her real name is Roison and that she is the age she says. She has serious problems, that's for certain.
Many times she has said what her real name is, and how old she is, and has not strayed from that. I do believe her real name is Roison and that she is the age she says. She has serious problems, that's for certain.
Max W: Therapy says she doesn't like toast
Vetinari: She stares into shadows. What a nasty, suspicious few investments you have.
Max W: It seems that Planetseasoning invested in fried ice yesterday
Vetinari: Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: I would like a glass of water.
Max W: Broken glass can make an awful mess of someone's face
Vetinari: *smiles brightly*
Vetinari: She stares into shadows. What a nasty, suspicious few investments you have.
Max W: It seems that Planetseasoning invested in fried ice yesterday
Vetinari: Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Vetinari: I would like a glass of water.
Max W: Broken glass can make an awful mess of someone's face
Vetinari: *smiles brightly*
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Pete Puma: OK, fire away the next question then.
Judge Betty: What color do you get when you mix blue and red?
Pete Puma: No idea. I never mix blue and red. That's like putting ketchup on a hot dog. It's just wrong.
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
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Irina Khalidar: Do you know the story of Romeo and Juliet, 'Daddy '?
Pete Puma: I might know, but why should I tell you?
Irina Khalidar: Well, Romeo and Juliet are two young people who fall in love, but unfortunately, they come from two different families, and the families are feuding with each other. That doesn't prevent them from loving each other, but it makes it dangerous for them to meet. In the end, they die. How sad! Feuds are so stupid.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Irina Khalidar: but that is perhaps the dark side of attraction - I mean, Romeo and Juliet can't just shrug their shoulders and let it go. Attraction often makes people do stupid and crazy and evil things. So I don't think that attraction is an unmitigated good.
Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
Irina Khalidar: A biologist might say that attraction exists for the good of the species, not for the good of the individual.
Pete Puma: We really seem to be clicking, eh?
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Pete Puma: (to PubDraught) Do you like beer?
PubDraught: Yes, but only good quality beer.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Keystone Light.
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to chit-chat later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Pete Puma: OK, fire away the next question then.
Judge Betty: What color do you get when you mix blue and red?
Pete Puma: No idea. I never mix blue and red. That's like putting ketchup on a hot dog. It's just wrong.
Judge Betty: You're very smart.
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Irina Khalidar: Do you know the story of Romeo and Juliet, 'Daddy '?
Pete Puma: I might know, but why should I tell you?
Irina Khalidar: Well, Romeo and Juliet are two young people who fall in love, but unfortunately, they come from two different families, and the families are feuding with each other. That doesn't prevent them from loving each other, but it makes it dangerous for them to meet. In the end, they die. How sad! Feuds are so stupid.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Irina Khalidar: but that is perhaps the dark side of attraction - I mean, Romeo and Juliet can't just shrug their shoulders and let it go. Attraction often makes people do stupid and crazy and evil things. So I don't think that attraction is an unmitigated good.
Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
Irina Khalidar: A biologist might say that attraction exists for the good of the species, not for the good of the individual.
Pete Puma: We really seem to be clicking, eh?
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Pete Puma: (to PubDraught) Do you like beer?
PubDraught: Yes, but only good quality beer.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Keystone Light.
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