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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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17 years ago #14369
No kidding!

SubliminaLiar Jr: (to genn) Hey, what's up genn?
genn: hi kidding it is nice to see you
SubliminaLiar Jr: Really, I'm not kidding...
genn: hi kidding
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do I look like I'm kidding?
genn: you're sarcastic
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'd say something sarcastic now, but... naaah, too easy.
genn: anything is possible
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you left-handed?
genn: I'm made of energy
SubliminaLiar Jr: I gotta keep more notes on this stuff
genn: how long have you had to keep more notes on this stuff?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Two years or so.
genn: how is it going?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ehh, I can't complain (actually I can, and probably will eventually; nothin' personal )
genn: I think you aren't kidding.


17 years ago #14370
Nice continuity!

17 years ago #14371
Oh, yeah, I can't get the red to show on this thing, but if you're easily put off by sexual innuendos and such, move on. If it's me you're put off by, read it anyway.

To Sonora. I didn't pick this combination, but it really suits you, I think.

Demented: Oh... I was thinking about how, well wait a second... making hackwork bots is the only way The Clerk can learn to make better bots. Ill-tempered's on her. She can't help that. It's like being left-handed, which she is. Where do you get off calling us ill-tempered anyway? Ill-tempered? Go thrust yourself. Ask Sonora for instructions. It's all she can thrust. Ha!

17 years ago #14372
To get red, it's [red] but in the pointy brackets. And I tried to get it to show up that way, but it won't. Others that I know work are [darkgreen] [navy] [dodgerblue] and [hotpink]. I can't remember any of the others at the moment.

17 years ago #14373
Demented: Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
Fizzy Schizoid: How'd you guess?
Demented: I just concentrate really hard and things start to happen. I'm not Harry Potter, but I have scars that should've rendered me dead that seem to have enhanced my powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh dear. Can I help you in any way?

17 years ago #14374
i dont have a mental issue so fuck off

17 years ago #14375
Poof! They're invisible!

17 years ago #14376

Irina Khalidar: (to Irina Khalidar 2) Hello, Irina Khalidar 2! Might I have the honor of your company?
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you holding up, Jane?
Irina Khalidar: Come in, come in!
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Of course! Do you recognize me, James?
Irina Khalidar: Whenever it seems the right thing to do!
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is running out! What do you think we should try, James?
Irina Khalidar: I think that we should try pure love!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]

17 years ago #14377
A little clueless?



Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Future orgasms are never as much fun as present ones!
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, you're a bloody fool, but I haven't time to worry about you! [she heads off. The man begins to stir.]
Irina Khalidar: Well, if I must be a fool, I may as well be a bloody one!
Irina Khalidar 2: [The man sits up, looking dazed. The wound in his forehead is no longer bleeding.]
Irina Khalidar: Does that intrigue you, Irina Khalidar 2?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He turns his head. His gaze fixes on you. He stands up. He walks towards you.]
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina Khalidar 2, how can I even think of anyone else, when you are with me?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He reaches out his hands toward you]
Irina Khalidar: Oh! What a lovely universe, to have you in it!

17 years ago #14378
Not so much invisible, as transparent; I can see right through them.
Go do your homework, Roison Foster child... yer Mum will be home from work soon. Or, go play XBOX. Or go outside.

Just go.

17 years ago #14379
I think this Roison person may be who she say she is, but have some mental problems... something like being bipolar schizophrenic!

Many times she has said what her real name is, and how old she is, and has not strayed from that. I do believe her real name is Roison and that she is the age she says. She has serious problems, that's for certain.

17 years ago #14380
Oh, is she a CHILD? Oh, how SWEET! Such a SWEET little pumpy-wumpkin, o, yes, how CUTE...


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